1: if a classmate falls asleep, i will not take advantage of that fact and draw a dark mark on their arm
2: i will not sing ''we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz'' when being sent to the headmasters office
3: i will not play poker or bridge with Professor trelawney's tarot deck
4: Seamus finnigan is not ''after me lucky charms''
5: i will not draw mustaches, glasses, scars, devil horns, or other paraphernalia on the paintings in hogwarts while the subject is sleeping, they do not find it amusing.
6: i will not take out life insurance policy on harry potter.
-6b: neither will i take one out on the new DADA teacher.
7: bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
8: i will not change gravity on the hogwarts grounds. My fellow students do not need to develope extra muscles and jumping into an orbit is not funny.
9: I am not the wicked witch of the west
9b: neither is professor umbridge
10: i will not ask harry potter who died and made him boss
11: i wil not follow potion instructions in reverse order '' to see what happens.''
12: i will not walk up to a hufflepuff and ask if he/she is going to huff and puff and blow my house down.
13: i will not accept anything edible from a weasley
13b: Especially if it is offered with a compensation for any damages.
14: Hogwarts is not in flight part of any Muggle airport, and Muggle airplanes cannot crash into hogwarts. That being the case, there is no need to have first years standing on the spires of hogwarts with torches screaming ''Go away, go away!!''
15: i will not ask advice from peeves on how to wreak havoc.
15b: this goes to fred and george too
16: Making rumor about Harry and Draco's love life is not funny and it will stop soon.
17: i will not suggest to fred and george that they invent and sell anti-anti cheating charm quills
18: i will not tell first years that the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause information to sink through the skull and into the brain
18b: having not done this, i will not stay up all night to laugh and say first years
19: i will not point at harry potter's scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.
20: I will not organize a jr. death eater training camp at hogwarts. I will not hand out medals for ''Hexing harry potter.'' ''Endangering a teachers life by jinxing.'' or ''throwing a person from the astronomy tower'' i will not send the letter to professor snape making him the honorary member.
21: I will not add ''according to the prophecy'' at the end of all my sentences to raise my divination grade.
22: i will not refer to the accio charm as ''the force''
23: I will not push professor flitwick from his stack of books claiming i need them for my studies
24: i will not spike my best friends pumkin juice and tell him to go hit on professor mcgonagall.
24b: or professor snape
25: when asked a question by a teacher i will not inform them that the answer is protected by a fidelius charm and i am not the secret keeper.
26: i will not hiss ar harry potter instead of talking.
1: if a classmate falls asleep, i will not take advantage of that fact and draw a dark mark on their arm
2: i will not sing ''we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz'' when being sent to the headmasters office
3: i will not play poker or bridge with Professor trelawney's tarot deck
4: Seamus finnigan is not ''after me lucky charms''
5: i will not draw mustaches, glasses, scars, devil horns, or other paraphernalia on the paintings in hogwarts while the subject is sleeping, they do not find it amusing.
6: i will not take out life insurance policy on harry potter.
-6b: neither will i take one out on the new DADA teacher.
7: bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
8: i will not change gravity on the hogwarts grounds. My fellow students do not need to develope extra muscles and jumping into an orbit is not funny.
9: I am not the wicked witch of the west
9b: neither is professor umbridge
10: i will not ask harry potter who died and made him boss
11: i wil not follow potion instructions in reverse order '' to see what happens.''
12: i will not walk up to a hufflepuff and ask if he/she is going to huff and puff and blow my house down.
13: i will not accept anything edible from a weasley
13b: Especially if it is offered with a compensation for any damages.
14: Hogwarts is not in flight part of any Muggle airport, and Muggle airplanes cannot crash into hogwarts. That being the case, there is no need to have first years standing on the spires of hogwarts with torches screaming ''Go away, go away!!''
15: i will not ask advice from peeves on how to wreak havoc.
15b: this goes to fred and george too
16: Making rumor about Harry and Draco's love life is not funny and it will stop soon.
17: i will not suggest to fred and george that they invent and sell anti-anti cheating charm quills
18: i will not tell first years that the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause information to sink through the skull and into the brain
18b: having not done this, i will not stay up all night to laugh and say first years
19: i will not point at harry potter's scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.
20: I will not organize a jr. death eater training camp at hogwarts. I will not hand out medals for ''Hexing harry potter.'' ''Endangering a teachers life by jinxing.'' or ''throwing a person from the astronomy tower'' i will not send the letter to professor snape making him the honorary member.
21: I will not add ''according to the prophecy'' at the end of all my sentences to raise my divination grade.
22: i will not refer to the accio charm as ''the force''
23: I will not push professor flitwick from his stack of books claiming i need them for my studies
24: i will not spike my best friends pumkin juice and tell him to go hit on professor mcgonagall.
24b: or professor snape
25: when asked a question by a teacher i will not inform them that the answer is protected by a fidelius charm and i am not the secret keeper.
26: i will not hiss ar harry potter instead of talking.