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Time for sex related pokemon puns: Girl you want something to Rhydon? You make my Bulbasaur. Mind if I Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs?

 

aww crap, now im gonna have to top that one lol. umm...

 

Ohh, when you sleep tonight, i'll beedrilling your girlfriend

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Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:

1 bananosecond

 

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less

filling:

1 lite year

 

Half of a large intestine:

1 semicolon

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I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase, "Fire at Will,"

It's raining cats and dogs? As long as it doesn't reindeer.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference

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Spearing people is so Rued

(You'll get this if you like The Hunger Games)

 

I only do it so I can stay a loaf. I want to roll back to my home so I can keep leaven loaf, my family, and my bread friends. Sometimes I rye at night thinking of what I've done, but I know it time I rise above it, we don't have ciabatta time after all. My only passion now is for the bagelful flours I paint.

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