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They have adapted to the cold and know how to go through the 50ft snow they have, invading them will be us wishing for death.

They will hunt us down, using their polar bears, mammoths and beavers and we wont be able to see them coming.

Also we all will be living in igloos if we don't their reign of terror that is about to begin!

Edited by Shana09

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They will hunt us down, using their polar bears, mammoths and beavers and we wont be able to see them coming.

 

Not at all. We use our polar bears to hunt, yes.

But we use the beavers to destroy bridges and cut off water supplies

And our mammoths level entire cities in minutes

 

I've not even heard this before now. What the hell, where was this? And what exactly would be the point of invading Canada?

 

Our water

I'm being totally serious

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You forgot our deadliest weapon. Meavers.

 

ur gonna fight us with a gay mans anus or pubic hair?

watt

http://www.urbandict...php?term=meaver

 

Not at all. We use our polar bears to hunt, yes.

But we use the beavers to destroy bridges and cut off water supplies

And our mammoths level entire cities in minutes

 

We're doomed.

Edited by Shana09

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obv you don't understand

 

why canada is awesome (not as awesome as america but still pretty great)

-genn

-bay

-cella

-beavers

-better hockey players

-overpriced food (marketing scam geniuses)

-they're not beginning to evolve into a socialist or potentially communist government

-canada is practically unhateable because they really don't do anything

-the flag. it outdoes even Nepal's flag.

-loonies and toonies. when I went to canada I thought those were the coolest things ever 8D since here we use dollar bills mostly

-eh?

 

case and point

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obv you don't understand

 

why canada is awesome (not as awesome as america but still pretty great)

-genn

-bay

-cella

-beavers

-better hockey players

-overpriced food (marketing scam geniuses)

-they're not beginning to evolve into a socialist or potentially communist government

-canada is practically unhateable because they really don't do anything

-the flag. it outdoes even Nepal's flag.

-loonies and toonies. when I went to canada I thought those were the coolest things ever 8D since here we use dollar bills mostly

-eh?

 

case and point

 

If I could like your post I would, but I'm out of likes. lol

 

Btw, it really sounds like you know what you're talking aboot.

Edited by Ertyx

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I've been saving up my Canadian money (currently have 10 dollars) to buy a book from Cananda. If I ever get to go. There's actually quite a lot of Canadian money floating around here in the US, now that I think about it...

...HATOK IS RIGHT. :blink:

 

After I went to a trip to Canada during High School my friend and I came back and had like, nothing but Canadian quarters left. We went to the local pizza place and paid purely with said Canadian quarters. No one questioned us.

 

COME FORTH

 

-runs into Genn's arms- make me yours Genn ;A;

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After I went to a trip to Canada during High School my friend and I came back and had like, nothing but Canadian quarters left. We went to the local pizza place and paid purely with said Canadian quarters. No one questioned us.

 

 

 

-runs into Genn's arms- make me yours Genn ;A;

 

srsly u need 2 immigrate here maaaaaannnn

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After I went to a trip to Canada during High School my friend and I came back and had like, nothing but Canadian quarters left. We went to the local pizza place and paid purely with said Canadian quarters. No one questioned us.

 

 

No joke, I found about $30 in quarters on my dresser and desk a while ago and I've been buying my lunch for about 2 weeks with just quarters. Unsurprisingly enough that money has all gone to Tim Horton's. Oh Canada indeed.

 

On another note, do you guys have donair in the states or is that just a Canadian Maritimes thing?

Edited by BehemothSteve

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