Because I have nothing better to do in the morning.

Edited October 22, 201213 yr by King Riku

Not only is it boneless, it's wingless, legless, er... bodyless. o-o

Not only is it boneless, it's wingless, legless, er... bodyless. o-o

 

Well, no, not exactly bodyless...I'm going to ruin eggs for you all now, like my parents did to me:

When you crack an egg, and see a super tiny bit of white that isn't the runny part, that's an unborn baby chicken that was never fertilized.

It's nasty.

True, true.

 

Because I have nothing better to do in the morning.

 

now that's what i like. Honesty

Well, no, not exactly bodyless...I'm going to ruin eggs for you all now, like my parents did to me:

When you crack an egg, and see a super tiny bit of white that isn't the runny part, that's an unborn baby chicken that was never fertilized.

It's nasty.

 

you have opened my eyes...whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy eeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggggggggss

you have opened my eyes...whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy eeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggggggggss

 

Because chickens don't want us to steal their eggs. Damn chickens...

Because chickens don't want us to steal their eggs. Damn chickens...

 

hmmm crafty...chickens

That's why I call eggs chicken abortions. That's even how I write it down on my grocery list.

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken abortions.

Well, no, not exactly bodyless...I'm going to ruin eggs for you all now, like my parents did to me:

When you crack an egg, and see a super tiny bit of white that isn't the runny part, that's an unborn baby chicken that was never fertilized.

It's nasty.

 

I-I'm NEVER eating eggs again...

Okay, now I understand why I don't like eggs.

Well, no, not exactly bodyless...I'm going to ruin eggs for you all now, like my parents did to me:

When you crack an egg, and see a super tiny bit of white that isn't the runny part, that's an unborn baby chicken that was never fertilized.

It's nasty.

 

Thanks, now I won't be able to eat eggs for a while. But I will not suffer alone! *goes and tells everyone I know.*

Well, no, not exactly bodyless...I'm going to ruin eggs for you all now, like my parents did to me:

When you crack an egg, and see a super tiny bit of white that isn't the runny part, that's an unborn baby chicken that was never fertilized.

It's nasty.

 

Guess that explains why I never liked eggs.

I was reading this while eating an egg salad. o.o