- How do i know if the KGB is watching me?

 

-How should i go about taking over the world?

 

-I'm afraid of ''screamers'' on the internet, how do i avoid them?

 

-When the devil sneezes are you able to say ''God bless you?'' or would that just piss him off?

 

-Can you read my mind?

 

-We're you saying ''Boo'' or ''Boourns''?

 

-If gay people come out of the closet, what do lesbians come out of?

 

-Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can i take your order?

-How should i go about taking over the world?

Use an army of hedgehogs

 

-I'm afraid of ''screamers'' on the internet, how do i avoid them?

Mute your volume before going to a new page and check for screamers.

 

-When the devil sneezes are you able to say ''God bless you?'' or would that just piss him off?

I'm pretty sure

 

-Can you read my mind?

hehehehe

 

-Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can i take your order?

I'd like a bad burger please.

- How do i know if the KGB is watching me?

Enter your house pretending not to know of their presence. Stop immediately, turn around and say "I am Borsh, from Moscow" ( you must say Borsh and not Boris because apparently Borsh means soup in Russian). If you hear them laughing at you from nearby then you know they're there.

 

-How should i go about taking over the world?

Join the power rangers my friend we're already takin over this website

 

-I'm afraid of ''screamers'' on the internet, how do i avoid them?

Ear plugs. You could also try doing something productive instead of being on the internet, but then nobody enjoys that do they?

 

-When the devil sneezes are you able to say ''God bless you?'' or would that just piss him off?

"Cover your firetrucking mouth" is useful for any and all sneezers if you don't feel like saying "God bless you"

(NOTE: Disadvantages may include looking like a jerk)

 

-Can you read my mind?

hmm..are you thinking about the devil or power rangers at the exact moment when you read this?

 

-We're you saying ''Boo'' or ''Boourns''?

...what?

 

-If gay people come out of the closet, what do lesbians come out of?

kitchen? (sorry if this sounds offensive )

 

-Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can i take your order?

No burger called  "good burger" can bring anything other than chaos and destruction!

- How do i know if the KGB is watching me?

 

You'll find lube dotted round your house.  

 

-How should i go about taking over the world?

 

Buy Apple.  Just look at the majority of their potential buyers, put a Apple logo on a nuke and they'll buy it to act as your slave army.  

 

-I'm afraid of ''screamers'' on the internet, how do i avoid them?

 

Mute

 

-When the devil sneezes are you able to say ''God bless you?'' or would that just piss him off?

 

He'll be fine, all brothers have their competitions.

 

-Can you read my mind?

 

Only on Tuesdays.  

 

-We're you saying ''Boo'' or ''Boourns''?

 

Boo.

 

-If gay people come out of the closet, what do lesbians come out of?

 

Between my legs.  Giggity.

 

-Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can i take your order?

 

A Big Mac.