Protoman 1,974 Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) Happy Birthday, Dear Deadshot Panel from Superman: Secret Identity "Where is Deadshot? People are wondering where this Deadshot guy is? This dude must be the coolest person on the site. And when the time came that I got to meet him, he did not disappoint. Steve is one of the coolest guys you can ever possibly know." -NamikazeDeadshot, a Canadian who will be refereed to as Steve for the remainder of the post, is a quiet individual. We came to meet on a day where I decided to be gutsy and PM him and ask for his MSN, where everything fell into place and we became partners in crime. Blue and gold. Peanut butter and Jelly. Completely inseparable. Today is the day where he turns 19, and we all mock him for being an old man, even though he is only at the start of his journey into adulthood."Coolest kid on the block -Space Cowboy" Happy Birthday Deadshot!In reference to the whole Canadian thing, yes he is not American. Yes, we love him anyway. Canadian jokes are made on occassion, but if you mock him for it, I'll rip your goddamn eyes out. Canadian Pride. "Steve. You may be Canadian, but we firetrucking love you. Have a . Anybody who sees this and comments will perish in a fire that will erupt and burn their house down and all their loved one....Happy Birthday Steve." -TomTom doesn't really like KH13 much. Can you blame the guy, though?Anyhow, on the forum, you may notice he posts a lot of shit about comics. That's part of the reason why I spoke to him in the first place. Comics are cool. You come on this thread saying shit about Manga being better, I will crush your face. I don't care if you're joking. I will crush your face. Now that we have that out of the way, he posts a lot of shit about comics. You should probably check out a few of his threads, as it's always good for him to have a nice confident boost by someone liking his posts instead of saying something stupid like "HUR THAT'S ONLY 5" on his Top X numbered lists. If you've ever paid attention to anything in your life, you would know that you can only post so many pictures in a single post, and that he always splits up his lists into multiple posts anyway.http://kh13.com/forum/topic/58369-top-12-upcoming-vita-games/http://kh13.com/forum/topic/56682-top-30-comics-of-all-time/http://kh13.com/forum/topic/37688-top-13-batman-stories/Sometimes, I wonder how Deadshot even liked me. He said he liked me from the very start on the site. Said I was funny. Said things others wouldn't. Somehow, beyond all my dickish moves, he still liked me from the beginning and to the end. I tell 'em, how could someone so nice like you be ok with being friends with someone like me. He's just a great, open minded guy. So maybe you should talk to him and not scare him away. He won't be on much though, his bandwidth this month isn't being very nice to him, so maybe you should send him some private messages saying "Happy Birthday!" so that he gets the message later on when he can check it. So glad he even gave me the time of day. "He's there where you least expect it." -TheApprenticeofKingMickeyOn my end, I find that true. OK, not exactly, considering I talk to the man all the time, but it is interesting that whenever I say something about missing him in any way, it seems to summon his presence onto skype. firetruckin' amazing. But there is something, something, very unexpected about him at times. I love it, every bit of it. It makes him a real interesting guy, a real, humble, interesting guy."STEVE ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET HE'S REALLY RAD...other than that steve is just a really chill and humble guy and if you don't like him then there's something wrong with you" -IvanAnd it's true that most people do, as a matter of fact, find good ol' Dudeshot to be a rather jolly good kind of person. Underneath that goofy, comic loving shell is a true heart of gold, a heart of gold which is big enough to buy the Empire State Building. I'm not kidding, organs do sell for a lot these days, and I'm sure gold organs would sell for even more money. I'm not saying you go and tear his heart out though. No. Don't do that. Seriously, I need that guy. He really is a great person though, inside and out. He listens, and he listens well. Haha, get it?come on and slam and welcome to the jam: if steve killde a guyKiera the Greaser: WITH A KNIFEcome on and slam and welcome to the jam: it would be a bad guycome on and slam and welcome to the jam: hed get an awardsteve the rockabilly: coolIvan: not just any awardIvan: a nodel peace priceIvan: *nobel peace prizesteve the rockabilly: it would be real honor i supposeEven in the events of murder, Steve is truly that much of a saint that it is only reasonable to give him an award. He probably killed someone like Hitler in such a case, by accidentally punching him straight into the moon. With a knife. Which Steve was simply using to slice up an apple for yours truly (I like apples, he has an orchard, it works out).Steve is really good, and I mean really good, at figuring out what other people are typing when their keyboards are broken though. It's like he's built for the stuff, or something. This may come from the fact that his typing also looks like he is using a broken keyboard around one-fifth of the time he is talking to me. But I like a good challenge, in truth.Steven: it's like you got to sloveSteven: the riddlesIvan: kleepiong yiou ion yiour toiesSteven: yes, keeping us on our toesIvan: aw yeahSteven: it's not that hard so dont worrysir nipple jimmies: i need to do homworksir nipple jimmies: homoworkSteven: have fun with thatsir nipple jimmies: i dont wananaaSteven: do you have toIvan: gio dio yiour hioewiorklIvan: io feekl kliokle io' speakliong ion aniother lkanguageSteven: go do your homework, i feel like i speaking on another langauageIvan: yes"steve is the best steve to ever stever...steve" -KokoI've never known a man who better suits the name Steve. I have an uncle Steve, but not even he comes close to the Steveness of this Steve. God bless this man, he might even become "Steve the Accountant" one day, tragically beautiful. His name is really simple. Steven. It's so firetrucking perfect, but maybe that just because it's me who is talking, and I love simple names on absolutely amazing people. You don't need a unique or different name to stand out as a wonderful person, you just need to show your true colors."Is this what you mean by, "Scoring a hot stud?" -NamikazeIn which I asked what the quote meant, and got the response of:protodude-greaserman: whats that supposed to mean anywayChris: somethingChris: that i have not figured out yet"Steve is my hero" -KaisoHe is my hero too. I mean, he's probably the only person I'm really, really comfortable talking to. About anything and everything. I can tell him what music I like, I can tell him when I'm sad, and I can tell him when I think he's being wonderful and amazing. I give him little doodles and sketches and progress shots of my art because he is truly and genuinely interested. He always knows something nice and kind to say, which I believe, is truly heroic. He's the Superman and the overall superhero of our lonely internet days. One of Steve's favorite panels from All Star SupermanIn conclusion:We love ya Steve, keep on being a star, baby. Edited July 14, 2013 by Protoman 6 Namikaze, Koko, Xer and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReikuSSR 1,071 Posted July 14, 2013 Happy Birthday. Hope the morrows and the years to come are a blessing. 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koko 3,944 Posted July 14, 2013 happy birthday steve ilu 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted July 14, 2013 Happy birthday bro! 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted July 14, 2013 Happy Birthday Steve! Looks like you truly deserve it."I want everyone I meet to remember me. Inside people's memories I can live forever" - Lea. ^Looks like you're a sole embodiment of this quote! Have great one! 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hei 3,233 Posted July 14, 2013 Happy birthday to deadshot I heard he likes daredevil 3 Deadshot, Xer and Protoman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadshot 666 Posted July 14, 2013 Thanks for the kind birthday wishes and quotes they mean a lot and Kiera you did wonderful job. 2 Protoman and Queen Tery reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Queen Tery 4,591 Posted July 14, 2013 I don't really know you, but you have always seemed like a pretty calm and understanding guy. Happy birthday and keep doing what you do. 2 King Riku and Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hazimie 1,595 Posted July 14, 2013 Happy Birthday,Deadshot.May your best day went well! 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xer 670 Posted July 14, 2013 Happy birthday, Deadshot! Have a nice day! 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dusk 910 Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) Happy birthday man! Hope you have great day! Edited July 14, 2013 by dusk 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handsome_the_Wise 20 Posted July 14, 2013 Happy Birthday. 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OthersiderME 614 Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) Happy Birthday, Deadshot! From what I can tell, you're pretty awesome! Hope your day is just as awesome. Edited July 14, 2013 by OthersiderME 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted July 14, 2013 Well Happy Birthday Deadshot . You seem like a chill guy so enjoy your special day ! 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689 Posted July 14, 2013 BLESS UR FACE STEVE 2 Protoman and Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kalnet 1,198 Posted July 15, 2013 Happy Belated Birthday! 1 Deadshot reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites