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Happy Birthday Deadshot

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Protoman    1,974

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Happy Birthday, Dear Deadshot

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Panel from Superman: Secret Identity

"Where is Deadshot? People are wondering where this Deadshot guy is? This dude must be the coolest person on the site. And when the time came that I got to meet him, he did not disappoint. Steve is one of the coolest guys you can ever possibly know." -Namikaze

Deadshot, a Canadian who will be refereed to as Steve for the remainder of the post, is a quiet individual. We came to meet on a day where I decided to be gutsy and PM him and ask for his MSN, where everything fell into place and we became partners in crime. Blue and gold. Peanut butter and Jelly. Completely inseparable. Today is the day where he turns 19, and we all mock him for being an old man, even though he is only at the start of his journey into adulthood.

"Coolest kid on the block -Space Cowboy"

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Happy Birthday Deadshot!

In reference to the whole Canadian thing, yes he is not American. Yes, we love him anyway. Canadian jokes are made on occassion, but if you mock him for it, I'll rip your goddamn eyes out.

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Canadian Pride.

"Steve. You may be Canadian, but we firetrucking love you. Have a <3. Anybody who sees this and comments will perish in a fire that will erupt and burn their house down and all their loved one.
...Happy Birthday Steve." -Tom

Tom doesn't really like KH13 much. Can you blame the guy, though?

Anyhow, on the forum, you may notice he posts a lot of shit about comics. That's part of the reason why I spoke to him in the first place. Comics are cool. You come on this thread saying shit about Manga being better, I will crush your face. I don't care if you're joking. I will crush your face. Now that we have that out of the way, he posts a lot of shit about comics. You should probably check out a few of his threads, as it's always good for him to have a nice confident boost by someone liking his posts instead of saying something stupid like "HUR THAT'S ONLY 5" on his Top X numbered lists. If you've ever paid attention to anything in your life, you would know that you can only post so many pictures in a single post, and that he always splits up his lists into multiple posts anyway.

http://kh13.com/forum/topic/58369-top-12-upcoming-vita-games/
http://kh13.com/forum/topic/56682-top-30-comics-of-all-time/
http://kh13.com/forum/topic/37688-top-13-batman-stories/

Sometimes, I wonder how Deadshot even liked me. He said he liked me from the very start on the site. Said I was funny. Said things others wouldn't. Somehow, beyond all my dickish moves, he still liked me from the beginning and to the end. I tell 'em, how could someone so nice like you be ok with being friends with someone like me. He's just a great, open minded guy. So maybe you should talk to him and not scare him away. He won't be on much though, his bandwidth this month isn't being very nice to him, so maybe you should send him some private messages saying "Happy Birthday!" so that he gets the message later on when he can check it.

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So glad he even gave me the time of day.

"He's there where you least expect it." -TheApprenticeofKingMickey

On my end, I find that true. OK, not exactly, considering I talk to the man all the time, but it is interesting that whenever I say something about missing him in any way, it seems to summon his presence onto skype. firetruckin' amazing. But there is something, something, very unexpected about him at times. I love it, every bit of it. It makes him a real interesting guy, a real, humble, interesting guy.

"STEVE ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET HE'S REALLY RAD...other than that steve is just a really chill and humble guy and if you don't like him then there's something wrong with you" -Ivan

And it's true that most people do, as a matter of fact, find good ol' Dudeshot to be a rather jolly good kind of person. Underneath that goofy, comic loving shell is a true heart of gold, a heart of gold which is big enough to buy the Empire State Building. I'm not kidding, organs do sell for a lot these days, and I'm sure gold organs would sell for even more money. I'm not saying you go and tear his heart out though. No. Don't do that. Seriously, I need that guy. He really is a great person though, inside and out. He listens, and he listens well.

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Haha, get it?

come on and slam and welcome to the jam: if steve killde a guy
Kiera the Greaser: WITH A KNIFE
come on and slam and welcome to the jam: it would be a bad guy
come on and slam and welcome to the jam: hed get an award
steve the rockabilly: cool
Ivan: not just any award
Ivan: a nodel peace price
Ivan: *nobel peace prize
steve the rockabilly: it would be real honor i suppose

Even in the events of murder, Steve is truly that much of a saint that it is only reasonable to give him an award. He probably killed someone like Hitler in such a case, by accidentally punching him straight into the moon. With a knife. Which Steve was simply using to slice up an apple for yours truly (I like apples, he has an orchard, it works out).

Steve is really good, and I mean really good, at figuring out what other people are typing when their keyboards are broken though. It's like he's built for the stuff, or something. This may come from the fact that his typing also looks like he is using a broken keyboard around one-fifth of the time he is talking to me. But I like a good challenge, in truth.

Steven: it's like you got to slove
Steven: the riddles
Ivan: kleepiong yiou ion yiour toies
Steven: yes, keeping us on our toes
Ivan: aw yeah
Steven: it's not that hard so dont worry
sir nipple jimmies: i need to do homwork
sir nipple jimmies: homowork
Steven: have fun with that
sir nipple jimmies: i dont wananaa
Steven: do you have to
Ivan: gio dio yiour hioewiorkl
Ivan: io feekl kliokle io' speakliong ion aniother lkanguage
Steven: go do your homework, i feel like i speaking on another langauage
Ivan: yes


"steve is the best steve to ever stever...steve" -Koko

I've never known a man who better suits the name Steve. I have an uncle Steve, but not even he comes close to the Steveness of this Steve. God bless this man, he might even become "Steve the Accountant" one day, tragically beautiful. His name is really simple. Steven. It's so firetrucking perfect, but maybe that just because it's me who is talking, and I love simple names on absolutely amazing people. You don't need a unique or different name to stand out as a wonderful person, you just need to show your true colors.

"Is this what you mean by, "Scoring a hot stud?" -Namikaze

In which I asked what the quote meant, and got the response of:

protodude-greaserman: whats that supposed to mean anyway
Chris: something
Chris: that i have not figured out yet

"Steve is my hero" -Kaiso

He is my hero too. I mean, he's probably the only person I'm really, really comfortable talking to. About anything and everything. I can tell him what music I like, I can tell him when I'm sad, and I can tell him when I think he's being wonderful and amazing. I give him little doodles and sketches and progress shots of my art because he is truly and genuinely interested. He always knows something nice and kind to say, which I believe, is truly heroic. He's the Superman and the overall superhero of our lonely internet days.

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One of Steve's favorite panels from All Star Superman

In conclusion:
We love ya Steve, keep on being a star, baby. Edited by Protoman
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Skai    3,961

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Happy Birthday Steve!  Looks like you truly deserve it."I want everyone I meet to remember me.  Inside people's memories I can live forever" - Lea. 

^Looks like you're a sole embodiment of this quote!  Have great one!

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