Dracozombie 4,554 Posted October 2, 2013 A quickie written and posted while totally shitfaced. Thank Jilly Shears for the prompt and Admiral Antoine for some of Roxas's lines. I'd also like to thank Blue Moon for making this pointless thing possible, and for my beloved campus for supplying said Blue Moon. -- Xion reviewed the videos for the day. They weren't the weirdest of the bunch she'd received in her career—she didn't want to know exactly what a “Hot Potato” was—but they just barely managed to captivate her interest. The first one came from one Sora of Destiny Islands. A perky-looking, spiky-haired brunette around her age beamed at the camera. “Hi, I'm Sora! Yeah, so I think I'd be your perfect date 'cause I can take down, like a thousand Heartless so that totally makes me cool. I guess I can be your knight in shining armor or something. Uh, lesse, I have a thing for red-heads. I spend a lot of my time fighting so if you can keep up with me, then great! But if not, I guess that's cool. I hope you like traveling 'cause I go to a bunch of different places. Like, have you ever been to Wonderland? That place is trippy, man. Like, there's this cat—” Xion turned off the video, having seen enough. Truth be told, if she had a munny coin for every fighter who thought they could win someone over with their Awesome Firepowah', she would have no need for this gig. Granted, Sora was hotter than the average fair. That automatically won him some points, but from Xion's extensive experience in this field, bigger weapons didn't necessarily equate to better output. She recalled that Cloud guy who went into this thing half-heartedly, assuming his Buster Sword (or First Tsurugi. Whatever he called it) would do all the talking. It did, to an extent, but Xion later learned he was a bit flaky… too bad; he had at least two potential candidates, too. Oh, well. They couldn't all be winners. She moved onto the next video, this time from Roxas of Twilight Town. A more hesitant kid her age who was rather familiar (maybe he was related to Cloud) appeared on screen. He gazed around, probably searching for something worthwhile to say (that tended to be the number one reason most of her clients got rejected). Eventually, Roxas perked up and stared at the camera in unsure determination. “Um… uh… my name's Roxas. I'm from, uh, Twilight Town. So, um… something about myself, huh?” He had to collect himself again. Has he heard about a little thing called 'rehearsal?' Or 'having a spine?' “I like ice cream. I love every kind of ice cream. I just want to have all of them, but I can't. I can't have every ice cream. So, I was kind of wondering—” Xion shut off the video. Her extensive experience also determined situations like those never ended well. The ones who knew for sure what they wanted going in, while more frequently disappointed, also tended to have the happiest results if they did get what they wanted. Xion didn't know what Roxas's preference for “ice cream” was, but she hoped the next clients' desires were more clearly defined. This one came from an old man named Xehanort. Oh dear. “My name is Xehanort. I don't have a particular place, you see, since I travel around. I have a preference for… younger people, we'll say. Young, strong, able-bodied people. Preferably blondes, but I'm open to brunette's. I—” Xion shut off the video and went to fetch her brain bleach. There were some things on the job not even she could get used to. 10 Ruby, RoxSox, teh lazy prince Xylek and 7 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted October 2, 2013 U MADE ROXAS AN ICECREAM SL*T!!! I LOVE IT!!! 1 Danex Darkfire + reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danex Darkfire + 1,712 Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) I... I don't know how to react to this, but i do agree with sora that wonderland was pretty trippy Edited October 2, 2013 by Danex Darkfire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harp note 27 Posted October 2, 2013 Well..................... I wasn't surprised at all at Xehanort's part............ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cucco 1,907 Posted October 2, 2013 hot...make it into a live action porno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost 1,857 Posted October 2, 2013 HAHA, this was cute and funny. I liked it a lot. You should continue this, maybe make it a series...? With more of the game's characters. This is brilliant Poor Xion. Maybe a certain blonde woman will save her from these losers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danex Darkfire + 1,712 Posted October 2, 2013 hot...make it into a live action porno 5 RoxSox, teh lazy prince Xylek, Nero Kunivas and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Shears 2,144 Posted October 2, 2013 You're very welcome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javelin434 3,164 Posted October 2, 2013 beat me to it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danex Darkfire + 1,712 Posted October 2, 2013 beat me to it you snooze on a beach while you're supposed to be building a raft you lose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 2, 2013 My thoughts exactly. Anyway.... Um... Brain=mush. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted October 2, 2013 “I like ice cream. I love every kind of ice cream. I just want to have all of them, but I can't. I can't have every ice cream. i died here 2 RoxSox and Shard the Gentleman reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XxBlossomingNobodyxX 298 Posted October 2, 2013 I just want hug them but I cant! Cant hug every cat! lol Roxy and the icecream 2 Shard the Gentleman and teh lazy prince Xylek reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
