Okay, so as some of you know, I have a child (well, had) and I may have possibly misplaced it. The last time I saw it, she was getting into a bar fight, and since I was drunk off my ass, I kind of forgot about her. She doesn't usually wear clothes, so if you see a random naked baby shooting fire out of its hands, it's probably mine. Please don't tell lalalablah, she would skin me alive if she found out. Please help me, I'm really screwed if I don't find the baby before lalalablah finds out. She would rip my throat out if she found out, or even worse, I might have to make my own breakfast

* Tells lala * 

* Tells lala * 

lol You don't even need to. This is a public forum. 

 

That or she'll eventually find out on the news. I'm sure the world will be interested to know there's a demon-infant running around causing havoc and mayhem on the streets.

Edited December 19, 201311 yr by Kaweebo

lol You don't even need to. This is a public forum. 

 

That or she'll eventually find out on the news. I'm sure the world will be interested to know there's a demon-infant running around causing havoc and mayhem on the streets.

That's true. 

* Tells lala *

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

dying

 

good thing we never got married or id divorce you and take all your money u scumbag child misplacer

 

From now on you make your own eggs until Lablah Darkfire returns

Edited December 19, 201311 yr by Lalalablah

dyinggood thing we never got married or id divorce you and take all your money u scumbag child misplacerFrom now on you make your own eggs until Lablah Darkfire returns

Please don't hurt me

Please don't hurt me

Okay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Okay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Look at the bright side, less Christmas presents to buy

Look at the bright side, less Christmas presents to buy

And we'll save thousands without having to pay for her college. This isn't such a bad thing after all

And we'll save thousands without having to pay for her college. This isn't such a bad thing after all

You're terrible parents. 

well if i spot her should it tell you? or not? o.O

This sounds 4chan worthy.

Danes dark fire 13 yrs

Lalalablah 15 yrs

SEEMS LEGIT

 

I'll be over here on my mainstream-free beach with my Pool of cash from my various talents while you guys sit over Dere on your old couch

*troll face

Danes dark fire 13 yrsLalalablah 15 yrsSEEMS LEGITI'll be over here on my mainstream-free beach with my Pool of cash from my various talents while you guys sit over Dere on your old couch*troll face

Wait he's 13?WOOOOPS ok I'm done.

Edited December 20, 201311 yr by Lalalablah

Wow my goddaughter gets lost right after I teach her how to use fire magic.

OMFG....LOOOOL

Wow my goddaughter gets lost right after I teach her how to use fire magic.

LALA'S A PEDO!!! D: 

OMFG....LOOOOLLALA'S A PEDO!!! D:

NoYou're the one who complimented the baby's butt

NoYou're the one who complimented the baby's butt

LIAR! D:

LIAR! D:

Then you "exploded" on it, is that a double entendre for something else?

Then you "exploded" on it, is that a double entendre for something else?

I explode: my body's 90% dynamite. 

I explode: my body's 90% dynamite. 

The other 10% is groob

The other 10% is groob

The other 10% is ice. 

The other 10% is ice.

I've never heard of an icy groob beforeMaybe you should be promoted to fhoob

Uncle gigolo death is here to help