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Rules of KH13 for N00bs

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1. This is a Kingdom Hearts forum. Therefore, we discuss Kingdom Hearts, such as here and here .

2. Unless you want to discuss something else.

3. Sarcasm is an endangered species. While some brilliant members here still remember its glory, others are murdering it slowly.

4. NO ONE uses the expensive chat system on-site DChuich provided us with

5.EVERYONE uses other alternative chat systems to talk.

6. Please bring your virginity to the front desk, the admins will be happy to relieve you of it.

7. EVERYONE here is still a virgin. That goes without saying.

8. If your friend hasn't been on in a while, assume they are dead and build a funeral shrine, burning inscence and chanting for their soul

9. DON'T NECROPOST!!

10. DON'T START A NEW THREAD ABOUT THIS S***! THERES AN OLD THREAD HERE

11. Oh wait....

12. ABSOLUTELY NO GAY PAIRS OF CHARACTERS. PLEASE DO NOT PUT AXEL AND ROXAS TOGETHER.

13. Axel and Roxas are totally a couple.

14. The smilies are ugly. Please don't litter the site with them

15. Instead, put spaces between the symbols, so they don't turn into smilies. : D

16. Our trolls are some of the best contributors, so we can't ban them

16. I listed 16 twice.

17. No one cares about your parents, vacations, hair-cuts, pets, new shoes or pregnancies. Take that elsewhere.

18. formatting is for losers

19. so iz propr grmr.

20. If you came here looking for intelligent conversation about a game franchise, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. Your IQ is dropping by the second.

21. Don't ask who Aaron is.

22. Who's Aaron?

23. A majority of the users here are either from Texas or Australia.

24. However, the majority are not from those places.

25. They're from some place called Earth.

26. Our mods care.

27. Just not about your freakin' ten minute break to use the bathrooom. Probably why they deleted your thread.

28. No,no,no, YOU DO take ten minutes in the restroom.

29. Everyone is stalking you.

30. Your husband really isn't taking tennis classes every Wednesday.

31. Pimping is just like marriage

32. Just without the marriage.

33. And more STD's. But those are encouraged here.

34. Oh, you poor thing! You can't get through that level? Well, don't make yet ANOTHER thread about how to beat Ursula. I can help.

35. Turn your playstation on. That might help.

36. Plug in the controller.

37. Owning the game might help too, you dingbat.

38. This is NOT a forum to discuss Final Fantasy

39. Everyone has heard the Xemnas/Mansex joke.

40. 99% of this site isn't about you.

42. Remember. One person can change the world.

43. The admins will probably just delete that though.

44. You're probably not the one thats gonna open the door either.

45. You already know this rule so I'm not going to repeat it. I couldn't have a blank spot in the list so this is here as a filler.

46. Your posts are so funny, we all forgot to laugh.

47. Dodongo dislikes smoke.

48. Your mom dislikes you.

49. I really have nothing left.

50. Might as well make it a round fifty.

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Lol, you win at life..

 

7. EVERYONE here is still a virgin. That goes without saying.

 

really? hm. not sure what i did that one night then...

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4. NO ONE uses the expensive chat system on-site DChuich provided us with

5.EVERYONE uses other alternative chat systems to talk.

 

500,000 messages sent since I purchased it in September. :)

 

14. The smilies are ugly. Please don't litter the site with them

 

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OH NOEZ. 41.

 

But lmfao.

26. Our mods care.

27. Just not about your freakin' ten minute break to use the bathrooom. Probably why they deleted your thread.

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Lol, you win at life..

 

 

7. EVERYONE here is still a virgin. That goes without saying.

 

really? hm. not sure what i did that one night then...

 

shall i remind you? ;)

 

26. Our mods care.

27. Just not about your freakin' ten minute break to use the bathrooom. Probably why they deleted your thread.

i love you.

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lets see which i believe...

 

1. This is a Kingdom Hearts forum. Therefore, we discuss Kingdom Hearts, such as here and here . lol, good point

 

4. NO ONE uses the expensive chat system on-site DChuich provided us with so true

 

7. EVERYONE here is still a virgin. That goes without saying. most people here are 12-15, i'd be worried if they weren't virgins...

 

8. If your friend hasn't been on in a while, assume they are dead and build a funeral shrine, burning inscence and chanting for their soul just check the personal forum lol

 

16. Our trolls are some of the best contributors, so we can't ban them completely true, the site would be no fun without chronic and nathan

 

21. Don't ask who Aaron is. lol, heard that alot

 

23. A majority of the users here are either from Texas or Australia. not sure about texas, definitely aussieland

 

26. Our mods care.

27. Just not about your freakin' ten minute break to use the bathrooom. Probably why they deleted your thread. roflcopters

 

35. Turn your playstation on. That might help.

36. Plug in the controller.

37. Owning the game might help too, you dingbat. lol, all work (i've been this stupid before

 

39. Everyone has heard the Xemnas/Mansex joke. tee hee

 

44. You're probably not the one thats gonna open the door either. lol

 

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Most the Members dont live live in Australia.

The only active ones are

DChiuch

Aaron

And myself

Clueless was but she left.

 

no sora, there are quite a few others who live in aussieland

 

nathan, ad, oathkeeper, and a few others

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Most the Members dont live live in Australia.

The only active ones are

DChiuch

Aaron

And myself

Clueless was but she left.

 

does it matter? lol

 

i like how you like to emphasize where you live.

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12. ABSOLUTELY NO GAY PAIRS OF CHARACTERS. PLEASE DO NOT PUT AXEL AND ROXAS TOGETHER.

 

13. Axel and Roxas are totally a couple.

 

 

I disagree with number 12. When Roxas isn't with Namine, he's with Axel : P ( Yeah 'cuz THIS -points to emote- is so much better than the smilies. )

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