These are theories that I thought up that are so undeniable, you might as well call them facts

-Obama is a very smart terrorist that tricked America

-Ghandi was hitler's mentor

-xehanort went back in time and met sora's mother... So he could impregnate her with sora

-the u.s. Government is using lamps to spy on us

-Carlton was the real fresh prince until he forgot his sweet kicks at the public pool

-1 is even more afraid of 7 than 6 is

-Scooby snacks are code for bacon

 

Bonus question

How do you know there's not a ninja in your room right now?

 

Feel free to post your own totally legitimate theories

there are robotic ghost pirates that sometimes protect sometimes attack me...ninjas are not safe in my room

 

-i think inori cursed me so that i could never beat a main story FF game so i would break down and let her brush my "mermaid hair"

 

-raisins and salad are the devil

Edited January 30, 201411 yr by teh lazy prince Xylek

-Sora is actually Booker Dewitt because.....SOOOO MANY LIGHTHOUSES

-Pokémon is happening in our universe on another planet

-Naruto is based off of Andy Warhol

-Bleach is actually a memoir

-Attack On Titans should be taught in History Class

-Niko Bellic is secretly a child molester who wants to bang Jimmy De Santa

-Super Sentai and Kamen Rider are amazing and Power Rangers started sucking after Wild Force

-SAO is a based off of a look into the future as is Mega Man and Code Lyoko

-If Mega Man kills Ron Jeremy he becomes SMEGMA MAN

-Rasengans are possible in real life just not visible to the naked eye unless you intensely study Martial Arts

-Kingdom Hearts is real and we are the world known as War-Die-Jerk-Horny-Blood World

-Dchuich, and Aaron are really Tetsuya Nomura, and Haley Joel Osment.

 

-Hitler's mustache was responsible for the war. Not him.

 

-Taco Bell's meat is actually Lama meat.

 

-Miley Sirus is on cactus juice.

 

-Guns don't kill people, people kill guns.

 

-Bruce Lee is Jacky Chan in secret.

 

-The zippidy zoop, is really the frazzle dazzle roop

 

-The Dinosaurs were really lies to cover up the existence of Pokémon.

 

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Edited January 30, 201411 yr by Aang

-Guns don't kill people, people kill guns.

Shh, no one can know

Edited January 30, 201411 yr by Danex Darkfire

- Every book in the world is blank psychic paper. We only read what the author wants us to read.

 

- Darkness isn't anything to be afraid of. Light just gave it a bad reputation.

 

- Canada used to be Russia.

 

- Cats with thumbs.

 

- The world ended in 2012. We just haven't realized we all died since dead people look like alive people.

- Beer and coke mix well. They do.

 

- Beer and tea as well

 

- Aqua's stare didn't rape your soul.

 

- NUOFJWJGIORHIOGIORN

 

- You can face Marluxia in Kingdom Hearts 1. All you need is 99x of all synthesis items, including items that can be bought, defeat all Heartless x9000, lose against Cloud in the first fight against him, choose the Staff and give up the Shield, and defeat Unknown without any damage. Then go to Disney Castle, and beat up the library door. He'll appear, and scold you for beating up Doraemon's Magical Door. And you need to put the game disc inside the washing machine for 50 days for it to work. Remember, this is only for KH1, not 1.5.

 

- And you need your dog to bite the disc as well.

 

- Slender does not exist.

 

- Why is the screen glitching?

What the.....

Live Carlton. Breathe Carlton.