Posted September 27, 201411 yr Once upon a time there was a gerbil who loved to drink But this gerbil had a drinking problem Whenever he tried to drink the glass would always miss his mouth To remedy this he sought the advice of an oracle The oracle told him to brush his teeth twice a day But the gerbil hated brushing his teeth So he didn't The next day he grew wings He went back to the oracle but he was no where to be seen Without any guidance the gerbil decided to seek out a fresh water source before he dehydrated With his new wings he took to the skies and soared across the globe Eventually he came across a giant mass of water He dipped down to drink from it, but his wings got wet As a result they stopped working and he fell in Just then a pirate ship came over and took him aboard They offered to spare his life if he promised to give 100 years in the service of Javy Dones So he did, and never got to play Kingdom Hearts III So remember, to simply brush your teeth tonight before going to bed And don't develop a drinking problem The End
September 27, 201411 yr They offered to spare his life if he promised to give 100 years in the service of Javy Dones I don't know why, but I completely lost it after reading this line
September 27, 201411 yr Once upon a time there was a gerbil who loved to drink But this gerbil had a drinking problem Whenever he tried to drink the glass would always miss his mouth To remedy this he sought the advice of an oracle The oracle told him to brush his teeth twice a day But the gerbil hated brushing his teeth So he didn't The next day he grew wings He went back to the oracle but he was no where to be seen Without any guidance the gerbil decided to seek out a fresh water source before he dehydrated With his new wings he took to the skies and soared across the globe Eventually he came across a giant mass of water He dipped down to drink from it, but his wings got wet As a result they stopped working and he fell in Just then a pirate ship came over and took him aboard They offered to spare his life if he promised to give 100 years in the service of Javy Dones So he did, and never got to play Kingdom Hearts III So remember, to simply brush your teeth tonight before going to bed And don't develop a drinking problem The End
Once upon a time there was a gerbil who loved to drink
But this gerbil had a drinking problem
Whenever he tried to drink the glass would always miss his mouth
To remedy this he sought the advice of an oracle
The oracle told him to brush his teeth twice a day
But the gerbil hated brushing his teeth
So he didn't
The next day he grew wings
He went back to the oracle but he was no where to be seen
Without any guidance the gerbil decided to seek out a fresh water source before he dehydrated
With his new wings he took to the skies and soared across the globe
Eventually he came across a giant mass of water
He dipped down to drink from it, but his wings got wet
As a result they stopped working and he fell in
Just then a pirate ship came over and took him aboard
They offered to spare his life if he promised to give 100 years in the service of Javy Dones
So he did, and never got to play Kingdom Hearts III
So remember, to simply brush your teeth tonight before going to bed
And don't develop a drinking problem
The End