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Steven universe honest trailer

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The Following is a written parody for an Honest Trailer

 

From the company that milks tom and Jerry,Scooby doo,batman,superman,and the matrix like call of duty games

 

And the network that is now the new nickelodeon comes the they best show ever (shows a cilp from the power puff girls)nope,but it is great show.

 

(shows Steven universe title card)

 

Steven universe

 

See a original kids show that rips off

 

Adventure time

 

Dragon ball z

 

Sailor moon

 

Density:the taken king

 

Ff:7

 

The last of us

 

And the matrix

 

Plus also see things that kids love like...

 

Bullying

 

Being stabbed

 

Being sliced in bits

 

Family issues

 

armadas

 

A post apocalypse world

 

Rejection

 

And the most darkest creatures in the planet since trees in the happening.........

 

Hands(shows cilp from keeping it together)

 

Meet Steven universe,a fat kid that is a happy go lucky character that will never wanted.*cough SpongeBob,Mabel,pinkie pie,star butterfly,pharall Williams cough*who also his own mother,has anime style eyes,and doesn't do anything useful in the show untill season 3.

 

He lives with the crystal gems,a trio of girls with body's that are better than any real women ,that are rip offs of another a trio of girls with body's that are better than any real women(shows cilp from super best friends forever)and a another(shows cilp from totally spies)and a another (shows cilp from the powerpuff girls)and a another(shows cilp from Dexter laboratory)ok cartoon network it one rip off movies,tv shows,and video games but yourselves.come on

 

Garrett:what's happens if Welker,and jax bigges had a baby, a master with fists,lips,and a English accent.who is really two girls and are gay.

 

Preal:Zack fair half sister,a swordswoman with a pointer nose that the ice king,is also gay,and has more memes than Nigel Thornberry.

 

And Amethyst:they not much to say about her since she not much detail untill season two.she is maybe gay?

 

They come from homework,a planet with cheesy name where more gay space rocks try to make babies gay space rocks on earth but are hurting it for unexplained reason.so rose,a girl with enough curly hair to make Shirley temple crap her pants,finds three gay space rocks,go halo on them,and turn her into her own son.see now they are riping off halo.you had one job sugar,ONE JOB!

 

after turning half of earth into a fallout map,and Steven beening born,it now thier job to,take care of Steven,even if they wish they had rose back(seriously they say in almost every episode) protect the planet from mutants that used to be gay space rocks,stop villains that are barely in this show,promise not to use their powers to hurt humans,though their broke it by doing it to wwe wrestlers,and a guy with a blog, and destroyed their city and don't clean after themselves until season two.

 

Hey,I watching a kid show,not a Zack Snyder movie.

 

But not only that their saved the world,they hate human things,they chage look when they are killed(doctor who anyone)boast a lot and be d**kheads to other each.

 

Amethyst: you just been Garnett.

 

Preal:your not a mistake,your a byproduct of a mistake

 

Amethyst:hey,your still fun to hang around even if your gem is unless.

 

Garnett:no dinner for a 1,000 years

 

Preal:what to you know,you never meet her

 

Garnett:I thought violence was the answer.

 

Amethyst:every was perfect until she came.

 

Un they are supposed to be a team,right?

 

See a show with devil may cry actions scenes,voice actors that are mostly black or Asian*not being racist*, the weekend songs parodies, villains that barely show up, the worse fan base since my little pony, anime based animation that gives totally spies a run for it money,and one of the most darkest thing in a kids show.......

 

Sex jokes:

 

(shows cilp from giant woman of Amethyst Dancing)

 

amethyst:it ok I seen you junk before

 

Preal:why are they still dancing,it didn't work

 

Garrett:it work.they fused.

 

Steven: onion,is this you being born?

 

Sapphire:stop it ruby,Steven looking.

 

Rose:how you even fall in love with a human.

 

Greg:yeah,it a torture.

 

And you thought that scene from teen titans go was disturbing

 

Staring.....

 

The Jackson five(Steven)

 

Little mac(Garnett)

 

A rejected final fantasy character(preal.)

 

Nicki Minaj(Amethyst)

 

Human Richard waterson(greg)

 

Squidwrd(lars)

 

A blonde Midget(Sadie)

 

Kingdom hearts bosses(corrupted gems)

 

Gay Simba(lion)

 

eye of cthulhu(the red eye)

 

McDonalds(the fryman family)

 

That girl from the last of us(Connie)

 

LL cool j(mr.smilely/

 

Saints row:gat outta hell(onion)

 

Salmon fishing in the yamon(yellowtail)

 

DJ nasty(sour cream)

 

Donald trump(mayor dewy)

 

Deviantart(beck dewy)

 

A black guy(mr pizza)

 

A Asian guy(grandma)

 

Supermodels(kiki,and jenny)

 

Postman pat(jamie)

 

The other mailman(Sadie' mom)

 

Rain from moral kombat(lapis)

 

General hospital(Connie's mom)

 

Rush hour(Connie's dad)

 

pyramid head(peridot)

 

cheetos(japer)

 

Shan khan(yellow diamond)

 

Attack on titans:gem fusions)

 

The matrix(kindergarten)

 

Korra X Asami(ruby and sapphire)

 

Lurious Lyon(Greg's manger)

 

Mad max(vilada)

 

And Sarah Connor(rose)

 

tumblr :the animated series

 

You know they is one I don get ,if Greg hate magic stuff than why did he let his son live with the crystal gems in the first place

Edited by blackhammer

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