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teen titans go honest trailer

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The following is a written parody for an honest trailer

 

 

The effects of man of steel

 

The epicness of the dark knight

 

The story of watchmen

 

Non of that is in this show

 

Teen titans go

 

You hated the amazing spies(shows cilp from the amazing spies),Jake and the neverland pirates(shows cilp from Jake and the neverland pirates)some parts my little pony:friendship is magic,(shows cilp from my little pony:friendship is magic)Scooby -doo mystery ic,(shows cilp of scooby-doo mystery ic),littlest pet shop made you lose brain cells(shows cilp from littlest pet shop) iron man:armored adventures gave you the middle finger (shows cilp iron man:armored adventures)and girl meets world made you say why?!,(shows cilp from girl meets world)come the next awful tv cartoon reboot.which is more hated that breadwinners,and Johnny test(ok so it worse that those)

 

See the show that first was a decent gem,to sucks -a-lot train wreck,to now hey do you like the original version of teen titans,well here what we think of it.(shows cilp of a guy pooping)

 

Meet all the characters that you love get the modern SpongeBob treatment

 

Robin:the character that used to give a dam about his team,to being worse that his batman and robin counterpart,because the next Fred from Scooby-doo,becomes a stalker and now has breasts in of nipples.ok,who made these character designs.

 

Cyborg:went from.a robot with feelings,and later becomes part of the justice league,is now a b-movie black comedy character,and lost his iq

 

Beast boy:Yoda and gollum's baby that is now had more of his IQ lost than cyborg,pop into rejected looney tunes characters and is jerk like everyone in this show.

 

Starfire:a ailen that can not give away facehugers,is no longer sexualized,gives a mark walhbreg style performance(shows cilp from pain and gain)not that performance(shows cilp from the happening)that performance,is not happy-go-lucky character

 

Starfire:oh pigges!

 

And a the chasephase even(which is just her saying the to everything)man and I thought pinkie pie was awesome.

 

And raven:Bella swan's twin sister,that some how does not sound like a robot like in injustice,like Sabrina from Pokemon she makes you pee in Your pants,like Tara strong in her Wikipedia photo never smiles,unless she on a baby fly,she has crush on beast bot though likes the beated him up in almost every episode,and likes what Goths likes

Being an emo,rock and roll,bugs,::dolphin noise::s,hating things,old people,and pony butts.

(show cilp from the return of Slade)

cuz you know what to do with your big fat butt,wiggle,wiggle,wiggle,wiggle*toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot*.wiggle,wiggle,wiggle,wiggle*toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot*.wiggle,wiggle,wiggle,wiggle*toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot*.wiggle,wiggle,wiggle,wiggle*toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot*.just a little bit of *toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot*.come on,I HAD to put that there.

 

Before you see Ben Affleck kick superman's ::dolphin noise::,see a show with awesome stuff like..

 

Boring action sences

 

Pop culture references

Characters being picks to each other,

And good songs like

 

A terrible remix of the original theme song.

 

Pie favored pie

 

The same name sung over again,The same name sung over again,The same name sung over again,The same name sung over again.

 

A better randb song than crazy in love.

 

Not the weekend's remember you

 

Comedians duck balls

 

That song that need to give hynden walch a career change,(no,really she's a better pop star than a voice actor)

 

Scooby -doo cameo

 

I didn't know Tara strong could sing

 

Justin Bieber could sing better than you

 

Rebecca black could sing better than you.

 

Not Flo rida's whisper

 

The other song that proves that hynden walch should get a career change

 

The genetic song for new years

 

Not jay-z do it again(put your hands up)

And lets look at people's ::dolphin noise::s

Puls with great morals like...

 

It ok to be a hoarder

 

Smart people are hither

 

You can win anything by cheating

 

Legs are more important than arms

 

Anything from your childhood sucks now

 

Being not normal is cool

 

Teeth taste better than doritos

 

Biggest belly is in charge

 

You can nice and mean by making up a random word that sounds like it came from a mad lips game

 

If someone is having a day off be a pick to them

 

Hot,blonde,girls are evil.

 

Girl are better than boys

 

When your your boyfriend or sister forgives you,kill them anyways

 

Your bathroom is better than Disney world

 

And responsibility sucks balls.no wonder people call this shows toddler titans(also in I'm the sauce the titans called the the villains from thus show just to play a game,well in that case hey hilter wanta play halo.)

 

Staring

 

Robin without nipples(robin)

 

Black megaman(cyborg)

 

The green goblin(beast boy)

 

More annoying than star butterfly(starfire)

 

Goth Bella swan(raven)

 

Paula dean(mother may eye)

 

Devil may cry(trigon)

 

The bad titians(the h.i.v.e)

 

Jennifer Lopez(Sonia)

 

Raid bug spray(silkie)

 

Pizza hut(pizza guy)

 

Dipper and Mabel(the wonder twins)

 

Female tremor(terra)

 

Donald and daffy duck(mocking birds)

 

Little red riding hood(kitten)

 

Gota go fast,Gota go fast,Gota go fast,fast,faster,faster(mina n mano)

 

Recolor of starfire(blackfire)

 

White aqualad(aqualad)

 

(shows cilp from money grandma)

 

MURICA,F**K YEAH(George Washington)

 

Charather that I rip off and used as an oc,i mean. The evil dead(scary Terrie)

 

Black aqualad(yj aqualad)

 

A better deadpool than notan north(Rose Wilson)

 

And a brunch of random characters that nobody gives a crap about *except for deathstoke*(characters that I forgot to put on here)

 

Batman and robin:the animated series

 

Ok,sym-bonic titan gey canalled and Is replace with the problem solvers,no one bats and eye.get young justice of the air and EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!!!!

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