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i hate it when you tell people about a asian country like japan and they're all like, ew why do you like china.
i hate it that every asian country i speak about people automatically assume its china and when i tell them japan is like way different than china, they're all like its the same thing
i hate ignorant people
i hate when people judge you just on how you look and not even know you
i hate it when people think your lame or loser just because you listen to music that isn't from the usa.
 
 
 
 
 
i hate so many things.

"who do you think you are? this smooth criminal..he's like a stranger in moscow. i must observe..i must smell the coffee for a long time. give in to me, godot." michael jackson clenched his fists. he knew deep down he had failed as a coffee investigator. a lifetime of work would end in utter failure. will you be there in the end, coffee? michael jackson could not imagine a coffee-less future. "this is it. the man in the mirror is not the coffee investigator i thought he was." he would seek out new coffee and new adventures, even if he was stripped of his title as coffee investigator. he murmured to his invisible alligator, "they don't care about us. we aren't wanted. it's a bad, dangerous world." he spoke to godot. "i'm gonna beat it. goodbye.....forever." he handed over his coffee investigator badge, brokenhearted. 

"mr jackson, im sorry but you cannt prove akihiko drank the coffe unless you have Hard Evidence" godot shook his head sadly. "i didnt want ot have to do this but im afraid you lost this battle. please turn in your coffee investigator badge." 
 
it wasnt supposed to end this way.........................but he had to accept that the coffee had escaped. 

you cant be sexist towards men tho. we live in a patriarchal society, so men have power. the oppressed (women) can't be sexist towards their oppressor (men).
 
the reason why men making jokes about violence towards women is wrong is bc in real life, men do have power in society and violence towards women happens every day. it's not a double standard

wat
 
no
 
 
though its pretty obvious they're gay for each other already...

wat
 
no
 
 
though its pretty obvious they're gay for each other already...

So, I'm just going to lock this now because arguing is imminent and there's no real point to this thread other than calling out Americans, which of course, will only start fighting. 

So the person obsessed with everything Australian is making a topic accusing other people of caring only about the U.S ? Ok then .Ugh .

as of tonight, lexi (think pink) and i are getting engaged. im really excited!!

michael jackson pushed godot back into the hallway. a coffee detective's work was never done. "no, monsieur godot. this is about to get freaky." he moonwalked back in to akihiko and the coffee. "this man is possessed by the coffee. it is taking over and coffee-fying his soul. we must stop the coffee, godot, before it is too late and the coffee effect is irreversable. i know things. i see things. i SMELL the coffee." 

GUYS.
 
YOU KNOW THIS IS THE MOST LEGIT THING YOU'VE SEEN.

I SUPPORT THIS
 
KINOLDEN 4 LYFE
 
/shot

wow godot! im so hekcing happy for u because NOW u can have lexi make ur dark dakr black coffe

Nahh that guy is a meanie. 

woah PAL u better say it to his FAcE

I've seen better.

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and lexi again for all of them

Godot entered the questioning room. His coffee sat innocently on the table, but Godot knew the truth. The coffee had gone bitter.
 
"Why....why did you do it?" It didn't answer. it was completely unresponsive, not even making eye contact with him. godot shook his head again. "so you want to do this the hard way, huh......"
 
this had to be apart of a bigger scheme. to get to the bottom of this............he would have to get to the bottom of the coffee pot. 

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DANG U DIO 

there was no time. ''akihiko. drink a bit of me. seal the deal'' the coffee urged. akihiko hesitated. ''ill be betraying my protein...'' he said. ''JUST DO IT'' the coffee boiled in his hands. ''ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!'' he yelled and sipped him up. it was painful but the coffee knew he was in good hands. the initiation would be the hard part for akihiko. the protein in him would negate the caffeines effect. akihiko dropped the coffee from his hands and his hands went to his mouth, gagging. the coffee boiled and evaporated. akihiko doubled over, coffee spilling from his mouth. the coffee made himself through his veins. he swirled just to the right of his neck and formed the mark of a coffee cup. the convulsions passed. brown coffee dripped from his mouth, a puddle forming on the ground. michael jackson swung open the door behind him, breathing heavily. "the coffee akihiko... WHERE IS IT?" he asked. akihiko turned around looking up to him. godot stood behind mj in shock but then smiled. ''i was right in choosing you as my right hand man. unlimited supply of protein for you. that coffee is gone for good.'' he patted akihikos shoulder and smiled at him. akihiko looked at him. no- the coffee looked at him through the eyes of akihiko aswell. the investigator still had an uneasy look on his face, suspicion forming bigger. akihiko nodded. ''just doing my job, godot.'' he replied and smiled back at godot. he looked down and smiled slyly to himself. 

Akihiko listened to the coffee reveal its plan to finish godot once and for all. Akihiko knew that if they worked together he would achieve his long life dream. He explained his childhood and its bitter taste. The coffee felt emotional and understood the young man's hard past. Akihiko unbottled the coffee and put it on his hands. he smirked. what he finally wished for was going to happen. But he knew time was running out. He could vaguely hear the soft moonwalking steps of Michael Jackson. He definitely had already Sniffed Him Out.

Akihiko was shocked. "Holy shit. It's Michael Jackson!  The Legendary Coffee Investigator!" "I believe you have the coffee that belongs to this godot", The Legendary Coffee Investigator said. Akihiko panicked. He couldn't give up the coffee that would help him get his revenge once and for all. He had an idea. He could summon his persona and in the confusion, hope to get away. He knew he wouldn't be a match for Michael Jackson's Legendary Persona. Akihiko summoned Caesar and used his thunder to confuse and blind Michael and managed to get away

the coffee banged the sides of akihikos junk. he was dizzy. he could feel himself bubbling up inside the water bottle, ready to explode. he felt akihiko grab there. ''youre burning me dude.'' he yelled. ''this is why i prefer protein...'' he muttered under his breath. the smoke behind them disappeared. he was burning a hole in akihikos Sexy Speedo. "god DANG COFFEE THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SPEEDO'' akihiko swung open a door and locked them inside. he pull the coffee out, making only th e burnt hole larger. the coffee was VERY HOT and akihiko dropped him onto the table. "I HAVE A SECOND DEGREE BURN THERE ADN ON MY HAND JESUS... i think'' akihiko exited into another room and came back with some pants on. ''it was sad to let go of those Sexy Speedos but i had to.'' the coffee steamed angry. akihiko sat infront of him. the coffee was ready to reveal his intentions to akihiko. he was on his side. the coffee smirked internally and cooled down. the plan would be complete.