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  1. User17k

    My doctor tells me that my body can only sustain 57 keyblade hits

  2. User17k

    Today a long silver haired man came to my door and said he was “looking for cloud.” I then pointed at the sky and said “they’re up there you idiot!” and slammed the door in his face.

    1. Mystics Apprentice

      Mystics Apprentice

      Did he have a six-foot-long sword?

  3. User17k

    Luxord, the only male character in KH with normal hair (kinda)

    1. ITzDarthLordRevan

      ITzDarthLordRevan

      You're not wrong. Even Hayner and Pence don't have normal hair.

    2. DevilSpooky

      DevilSpooky

      Xigbar has normal hair.

    3. KeybladeMasterBalo

      KeybladeMasterBalo

      I think Demyx's hairstyle could be achieved as well... kinda

  4. User17k

    Make Organization XIII A Meme Again!

  5. User17k

    I'll tell my son that he'll never be a man until he beats kh2 on level 1 critical

    1. Weedanort

      Weedanort

      Setting the bar a bit too high, aren't you?

      You do know that not everybody enjoys Critical, right?

  6. User17k

    Why are there even subtitles in 358/2 days cutscenes, Donald doesn't appear once in the game.

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    2. Jingilator

      Jingilator

      Because, as we ALL know, Donald is the only subtitles can EVER be in a LH game, let alone 358/2 Days. /s

    3. Oli

      Oli

      exactly!!

    4. ITzDarthLordRevan

      ITzDarthLordRevan

      Seems like to me this person just likes their memes and doesn't mean any harm by it.

  7. User17k

    Hi guys I’m from the future and I have some bad news. KH3 will be delayed another 6 years

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    2. Dracozombie

      Dracozombie

      I knew it.

    3. Yuya Sakaki

      Yuya Sakaki

      ok

    4. Alicia Maddox

      Alicia Maddox

      Ok I believe you.

       

  8. User17k

    Only 14,904,917 more seconds until KH3 is released!

    1. Awesome Sauce

      Awesome Sauce

      Too much..

    2. KingdomHearts3

      KingdomHearts3

      Brah... really? Why you do me like this?

  9. User17k

    Kingdom Hearts without Disney or any gameplay is basically just a 3D anime

    1. Joanie

      Joanie

      Or a Final Fantasy movie.

  10. User17k

    Getting the secret ending in 2.5 final mix on standard is so time consuming that my parents took away all my game console. Now I won't be able to play KH3 for a long time. Thanks a lot Nomura.

    1. Kingdomhe

      Kingdomhe

      lol all you have to do is play on crit to unlock it.

  11. User17k

    Anyone know where I can hire some assassins? I have some people that I need to "get rid" of.

  12. User17k

    Does anyone know how to end all life on earth? I wanna be ready to destroy humanity in case KH3 isn't good

    1. KingdomHearts3

      KingdomHearts3

      Nope. Don’t know. The apocalypse would come if KH3 is no good.

    2. Javelin434

      Javelin434

      Nuclear missiles hacked and launched from Russian and American inventory, destroying religious holy sites [Mecca, Vatican, etc], destruction of modern infrastructure such as the power grid are some of the more feasible ways to end the world...

  13. User17k

    I want to erase all my memories of the KH series so I can relive the experience of playing these games for the first time. Does anyone know how to do this?

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    2. Cricket

      Cricket

      I forgot how to get to Castle Oblivion...seems like something important is there though...hmm

    3. KingdomHearts3

      KingdomHearts3

      But what though...? Darn, I'm now starting to forget. Was there something important? I can't remember.

    4. Smithee

      Smithee

      I want to erase my memories of Dream Drop Distance in particular.

  14. User17k

    I am at level 100 on easy mode but I keep losing to shadow heartless. Help!

  15. User17k

    Let's say it was time for your execution, but you are allowed to play and finish just one more video game before your death. What game would you choose?

    1. Shard the Gentleman

      Shard the Gentleman

      Probably Majora's Mask, because that game has a lot of "Death Acceptance" lessons in it. Plus it's fantastic.

  16. User17k

    Watchmojo's Top Kingdom hearts characters list

  17. User17k

    I've been having these weird thoughts lately.

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    2. User17k

      User17k

      Say Kairi, what was your hometown like? You know, where you grew up?

    3. TheWayToDawn

      TheWayToDawn

      I've told you before, I don't remember.

    4. User17k

      User17k

      Nothing at all?

  18. User17k

    Only 670 octillion seconds until KH3 comes out

    1. Lady Aleister

      Lady Aleister

      That is only 0.0000000000000000000000000000000212315 Years

      (rounded to 6 significant digits) so look on the bright side :)

  19. User17k

    This website was founded in 2008. Kh3 is supposed to release in 2018. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

  20. User17k

    Out of the 20 million people who play KH I’m sure that there’s at least one person who believes the game is based on a true story

    1. KingdomHearts3

      KingdomHearts3

      What do you mean based on true story? Like it has actually happened before?

    2. Oli

      Oli

      riku is real i saw him yesterday

    3. Bevin Olson (Nite)

      Bevin Olson (Nite)

      Well, it's not exactly false.

  21. User17k

    Are you a real villain?

  22. User17k

    If Kingdom Hearts 2 was released today just imagine all dank memes that would be made out of it

    1. Leamax

      Leamax

      There are already 9,000+ dank memes already of KHII

    2. Dracula X

      Dracula X

      and all the parodies on youtube

  23. User17k

    If Kingdom Hearts was made by Rockstar Games

  24. User17k

    Kairi, traitor, Sephiroth, Goofy, Sora, Roxas, why?, axel, i'm a fool, Xemnas, you're right

  25. User17k

    My doctor told me I only have 8.6 Octilion years left to live. What should I do in this small space of time.

    1. Vaude

      Vaude

      Learn to ride a unicycle! It takes a lifetime to learn how to do it right. That, and play every single pattern of chess. That'll take about that many years.

    2. KingdomHearts3

      KingdomHearts3

      Basically the doctor said you're immortal. If you live past 120 years, let us know will you?

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