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    TrinityXaos# reacted to JTD95 in A Swastika Hidden In Kingdom Hearts 3?!?!   
    It's the same pose as a Cactur from FF.
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    TrinityXaos# reacted to 2 quid is good in How can FF Characters be utilised in KH?   
    It is currently 11 pm and I wanna talk about this COnTrOvErSiAl topic
    I hate that the mere act of talking about FF representation in KH is now a dumpster fire waiting to happen. It's incredibly stupid, that people have tried so hard to dismiss this topic, yet it remains to be the one problem that even some ardent KH3 fans will admit to sharing and that really pisses some allegedly "positive" people off. How dare fans enjoy something that has been a fairly large part of the main games!
    I should probably make clear, I do include TWEWY as this, I suppose a better catch all term is SE characters. In my opinion, there's limitless potential for FF characters to appear in KH games, both previous and upcoming. Not only would some characters tie in brilliantly with Disney worlds (I can't really get over how well Zidane would fit in a King of Thieves Agrabah), but more of them can tie in even better to the main plot. And even if they don't tie into the main plot, KH2 has given sufficient setup for future games to take advantage of the FF crowd currently already in the series and give them their own sub plots. Pretty neat huh.
    I've touched vaguely in plenty of other posts going back years now on this topic, almost all of which are along the lines of "Vaan in Treasure Planet!!!!!" however I recently played FF8 to the end for the first time, and there was something that really intrigued me. It wasn't Rinoa and her tease in the KH2 credits, but it was actually Squall's adoptive older sister Ellone.
    In case you haven't played the game, let me give you a very brief and quite likely incorrect briefing on Ellone:
    She was made an orphan at a very young age, raised by Squall's parents whom she referred to as uncle and auntie, kidnapped by oppressive forces who wanted to use her powers for their own ends, eventually sent to an orphanage along with Squall, said orphanage could not protect her for all that long and thus she was put on a ship for her own safety, with no way to contact her brother, and very little stability in her life at all.
    Did I also mention, her powers are of the "affects memory" kind? Now who does that remind you of?
    Why it can only be:
    Not only are the parallels between the two characters pretty great, but as Ellone is someone who's about a decade (well seeing as Namine's like 2 years old maybe two) older she could offer a lot to Namine in the way of mentorship, advice, or perhaps even just being a cute cameo if that's all it amounts to, but personally I believe there's a lot of depth here for a fleshed out relationship to be achieved.
     
    What FF/SE character would you like to implement and how would it even work? Or would it just be a SQUEEE AURON type cameo? Both would be A okay with me, but there's one that I definitely prefer.
     
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    TrinityXaos# reacted to SweetYetSalty in Xehanort's Power to Create Copy Worlds   
    So in Toybox Young Xehanort created a copy world that separated Woody, Buzz, Ham, and Rex from Andy and a few of their other toy friends (like the ones that have license issues) and Sora and friends can only reach this one and never the other. I believe they said one of them is fake. That being said Xehanort used this to observe the toys and see how hearts work in the world. So the Organization can create copy worlds to observe things. Why didn't they do the same thing for the other worlds? Like if they are watching Rapunzel, Elsa, Anna, and looking for the black box and don't want Sora getting in the way, why not create a separate split world like they did in Toybox, one that Sora can't reach? This way they can do their work without having to blow Sora off snow mountains or put him to sleep unnecessarily.

    And on the topic, why is it we never see Xehanort use this power again? That seems pretty OP to create a fake world. Is it like DiZ's data Twilight Town? I feel like this should be explained a little more and be put to more use. So many of the Organizations experiments happen off screen, but I feel this is a big one to overlook. What do you guys think? Is this something you think we should explore? Or is it just a game mechanic excuse to explain no humans and license toys in Toybox?
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    TrinityXaos# reacted to The Transcendent Key in Merry Christmas, Everyone! It's Been A While!   
    Thanks, man!
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    TrinityXaos# reacted to Archan in Am i the only one who would rather Verum Rex be its own game?   
    Dont get me wrong I love the disney side of KH it Wouldn't be the same without SDG Maleficent PeteHades the Mick and stuff but I think if Nomura is teasing his next game as Verum Rex Iwould really prefer it to not be a KH game  (Or at least not the one we are used to . Here are my reasons as a long  KH and Final Fantasy fan since I was a lil bern:
    For those who are unaware Verum Rex is directly and aggressively based on Tetsuya Nomura's scrapped magnum opus of a game Final Fantasy Versus XIII, which he spent 7 years of his life working on.(the game was later reworked into the game Final Fantasy XV under Hajime Tabata). Yozora in appearance resembles the earliest version of Noctis from the first Versus trailers and his and Noctis Caelum's names mean the same thing. There's two guys fighting with him in the Toybox trailer who are spitting images of Versus Prompto and Ignis, and a heroine almost identical to Stella Nox-Fleuret, a main character and Noctis' love interest/Rival who was completely cut from the story after it was reworked from the ground up by Tabata for XV. If that wasn't obvious enough, in the secret movie of KH3 the beginning chords of an all new version of Somnus plays- Somnus a song composed by Yoko Shimomura with the lyrics written by Nomura himself is the main menu theme of FFXV and the Main Theme of Versus XIII. So while Nomura made it clear in an interview that Verum Rex is not 1:1 the exact same as Versus XIII, he has made it pretty clear its as close to Vs XIII and its original plan as possible - that it is basically Versus XIII Reborn.And to me as a long time fan is hype as sh*@ and super exciting basically a video game miracle 
     
    But it also makes me wish it wasn't a KH game ...
     
    Versus XIII from the get go was going to be dark, even for a Final Fantasy game. It had blood, Shakespeare, politics, tragedy, betrayal, the world of the dead, grim reapers,   lovecraft, horror, different moralities clashing (One of the taglines of the game was "There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so" making it in a way very different to KH). The game was essentially going to be MA15+ Kingdom Hearts - the same gameplay style and feel but without any Disney red tape or PG rating to hold Nomura back from the mature themes and deep character relations he'd wanted to put into Kingdom Hearts from the beginning. 
    Nomura has made a comment on this before, in an interview he said "for a long time I have been working in a world (Kingdom Hearts) where everyone is good natured and good to each other and there is no evil, perhaps I have spent too long in such a world ". He is clearly talking about wanting to make a game like KH without the PG or Disney limitations, he wants to make Versus XIII .A big thing people have wanted since at least KH2 was "What if there was a game like KH but with an original story like Roxas' summer break for the WHOLE GAME from start to finish?" I remember literally discussing this with a friends back in 2006 lol. I dont really keep up with fan discussion much now but it seems to me a lot of peoples sentiments are the same, people are super excited by the new ReMind dlc trailer, and nothing in that trailer was Disney. I love Disney in KH but people have wanted for over a decade for a KH like game without the huge Disney part and the ability to go just beyond the usual PG age restriction, where Nomura could have free reign to go no holds barred berserk in his crazy ideas and story for the game. That was where Versus XIII came in. A dark Shakespearean tragedy with themes of Macbeth and Romeo and Juliet  and an eerie world that crossed fantasy with reality. Noctis in Versus as opposed to Noctis in FFXV who is just Naruto in Sasukes' body, was the polar opposite of Sora. Sora was a wild child who lived on an island . Noctis was a silent prince who lived in a castle. Sora is quick to help others whilst Noctis was cold and cared only for his close friends .
     
    Nomura said the theme of the Secret Ending is "Rebirth". If Verum Rex is really the Rebirth of Versus XIII, then I would really like for it to be its own IP maybe with some KH crossovers or at least a KH game with less Disney influence, Irespect many would disagree but I would personally think it a lost opportunity to bring back  the spirit and original story of the Game that Never Was only to water it down for  the PG rating and shorten it immensely to fit in an un related romp through Arendelle and Moana  or something 
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    TrinityXaos# got a reaction from The Transcendent Key in Merry Christmas, Everyone! It's Been A While!   
    Merry Christmas to you too, The Transcendent Key.
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    TrinityXaos# reacted to The Transcendent Key in Merry Christmas, Everyone! It's Been A While!   
    Hello there everyone, I hope that you've all been doing okay! Good gracious, it's been quite some time since I posted a topic here! And for that matter, it's been forever since I logged online!
    I gotta say, life has kept me busy over the past year! I've been doing a lot better when it comes to financial stability, though I'm not where I want to be at just yet! But hey, with hard work and perseverance, these things will come little by little! But yes, this year has been a great one, and it's been one of growth and also of hardships. I've had many ups and just as many downs, but through it all, I've been pushing forward, thanks to God, my cherished loved ones and the hobbies I love. Thanks to all these things, I've been able to keep myself sane!
    Kingdom Hearts III was everything I wanted it to be and more, and with Re:Mind coming next year, it'll only make my love for the game increase tenfold! Avengers: Endgame was the satisfying conclusion to the Infinity Saga and the first ten years of the MCU! Fairy Tail ended its run, and on quite a high note, I might add! Toy Story 4 delivered some heavy feels with Woody's farewell to Buzz and the gang, and with going to see The Rise Of Skywalker possibly tomorrow, I'll have finished the Skywalker Saga that I grew up with since childhood! This has been a year of endings for many beloved things in pop culture, and I'm so lucky and blessed to be there as the end comes for so many beloved stories! Some of them luckily continue going, while others are definitively over. It's just been a blast!
    And well, even though I scarcely log on here, I've been keeping up with the fantastic articles put up by the KH13 Team, and I thank you for that! I really wish I could be online more, but adulting is a lot more difficult in practice, ya know? But still, my love for this site shall always remain, and as long as I'm a KH fan, which is pretty much for all time, I'll always love this site! So thank you for being here for all this time!
    I hope you all had yourselves a Merry Christmas!
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    TrinityXaos# reacted to dimitrispapad92 in [UPDATED] Kingdom Hearts III Re:Mind DLC releasing January 23rd for PS4 and February 25th for Xbox One; new trailer video now made private   
    Everything we know about Re:Mind.
    1. Photo mode with many options.
    The first photo mode example was Sora surrounded by the seven puddings.
    The second was an energetic Master Xehanort.
    The third a Meow Wow with Sea Salt Ice.
    The fourth was Ventus and Vanitas.
    2. Slideshow mode.
    3. Fast pass mode.
    4.  Black Code Mode.
    Director Tetsuya Nomura treated the audience to an exclusive look at some of the other extras that will be available with the DLC! Looks like the next trailer will drop next month & the release date will also be announced next month!
    The extras shown included a “Greeting Data” mode-Photo Mod where you can choose a location setting, characters, items, and sfx and create a diorama with it and take screenshots. The “Slide Show” mode then let’s you put those screenshots to music in a slideshow. 
    The “Premium Menu” mode has two parts: “Fastpass” allows you to go into your menu at what looks like any moment and change settings so you’re overpowered. In contrast, the “Black Code” allows you to tweak things and make them ridiculously hard (like blocking healing, etc). 
    Also we know :
    1. Oathkeeper
    2.  Oblivion 
    3.   New forms
    4.   Limit Cut episode
    5.   Re:Mind Scenario
    6.   Many bosses equal or more than Kh2:FM.
    7.   Data Battles
    8.   New Cutscenes and enemies.
    Kingdom Hearts III downloadable content “ReMIND” will launch for PlayStation 4 on January 23, 2020 and Xbox One on February 25, Square Enix announced.
    Here is an overview of the downloadable content, via Square Enix:
    Re Mind – the other tale that unfolded during the climax of Kingdom Hearts III. Determined to rescue Kairi, Sora travels to the Keyblade Graveyard a short time before the final battle was to take place. Lacking a corporeal form, he traces the hearts of the seven guardians of light. Through experiencing their personal battles firsthand, Sora is about to discover truths that he has never before imagined.
    We now also learned that it will have :
    The inclusion of Final Fantasy characters, including Squall/Leon, Yuffie, and Aerith
    Explorable Scala Ad Caelum
    Playable Kairi
    A battle sequence where the Guardians of Light clash with the Xehanort vessels. The three available commands are Attack, Aerial Dodge and Reflega.
    Several new boss battles are shown, including more Organization XIII battles, as well as a battle against what seems to be a recolored version of Dark Inferno
    New story sequences, including:
    Riku traveling to Radiant Garden to find Sora
    Sora and Aqua standing against several clones/visions(?) of Dark Aqua, implied by Sora to be the embodiment of Aqua's despair
    Demyx appearing before Riku in the Keyblade Graveyard
    Sora unlocking Riku's Dive to the Heart
    Sora and Kairi together in the Final World
    Sora meeting Yozora in a night-time scene in the Final World.
    Post  ending scenes(?).
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    TrinityXaos# got a reaction from Movies798 in Which game had the best version of the Ultima Weapon?   
    I voted for Kingdom Hearts III's Ultima Weapon because of its abilities. Its Ultimate Form and Shotlock basically  grants godhood.
    The second choice would have been Kingdom Hearts II's version. First Ultima Weapon I obtained in the series.
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    TrinityXaos# got a reaction from SweetYetSalty in Which game had the best version of the Ultima Weapon?   
    I voted for Kingdom Hearts III's Ultima Weapon because of its abilities. Its Ultimate Form and Shotlock basically  grants godhood.
    The second choice would have been Kingdom Hearts II's version. First Ultima Weapon I obtained in the series.
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    TrinityXaos# reacted to Dagesh Lene in The Difficulties of Writing a Story (KH3 Edition)   
    Not long after I finished Kingdom Hearts III, I made a post on this site called "Rewriting the Story of Kingdom Hearts III [SPOILERS]".  I am not the only person who made content like this, and even if people didn't post their own versions of the story, many of them did talk about how they would change certain parts of the story.  I was originally planning on releasing a "Final Mix" of my original post after I played the Re:Mind DLC, but I decided not to do that anymore for two reasons.
    First, looking back on the story of the game, there isn't much I didn't like about the story except for Sora fading away at the end of the game.  The cliffhanger ending combined with the foreshadowing for the next saga really made it seem like this wasn't a finale but just another game in a larger story.  I have since made peace with the fact that Sora faded away, especially after seeing that it was foreshadowed since the beginning of the game when Xigbar appeared before Sora, Donald, Goofy, and Hercules in Olympus.  So, while I am still not a fan of the large amount of foreshadowing for the next saga, there wasn't really any major story beats that I would change outside of when they happen in the game.
    Second, I don't think many people fully understand how difficult it is to write a story.  Rewriting a story using the power of hindsight is much easier than writing a story from scratch.  When you rewrite a story using hindsight, you use a story that has already been written and alter the parts that didn't work while keeping the story as close to the original as possible.  You are able to do this because you know what parts of the story worked and what parts didn't based on how the audience responded to the story.  However, when you write a story from scratch, you don't have the benefit of knowing what parts of the story worked and what parts didn't.  You have to guess what the audience will like while also telling the story you want to tell, and you have to find the right balance between the two.
    In conclusion, writing a story is hard, and acting as if you could do it better isn't giving Nomura the credit he deserves.  In fact, Nomura himself revealed to us how hard it was to write the Keyblade War scenes in Kingdom Hearts III.  Writing a story isn't as easy as asking yourself, "What would please people the most?" and writing that.  You definitely should keep in mind what will please your audience the most, but knowing what that is isn't as easy as it sounds, especially since you will never know for sure how your audience will react until you release your story.  This isn't to say you should never be critical of someone's story and give suggestions for improvement.  People will never learn if all you do is praise them.  And there probably are people out there who could write better stories.  However, acting as though writing a story that would make your audience happy is easy is not realizing just how difficult writing a story that pleases your audience can be.
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    TrinityXaos# got a reaction from EchoFox23* in [UPDATED] Kingdom Hearts III data mining project reveals interesting in-game assets, including features from Scala ad Caelum, Daybreak Town, Verum Rex, and more   
    I can read some of Verum Rex’s details on the back. Not sure if anyone cares, but here’s what was there:
    ·         “That’s the story of the King of Truth. RECLAIM YOUR HEART.”
    ·         “After a long fight(?), weapons have brought great benefits for humanity. But the “KARMA” that sleeps in humans will accelerate further. In the light of the warhead(?) in the night sky, they chose to fight while feeling the pain of their hearts…”
    ·         “A JOURNEY WITHOUT A PLACE TO RETURN.”
    ·         “THE WORLD IS TO ALL HUMANS TO TURN A FANG(?).”
    ·         “WHAT IS ETERNAL BOND.”
    ·         “Required capacity: 45 GB or more”
    ·         “Main Character Design: Tetsuya Nomura”
    ·         “This software is exclusively for PLAY PLUS”
    Strange thing is that the image screenshots on the back didn't show any of the characters (Yozora, Magia, Aegis, and the woman). Just the city, a ship, and some Gigas. 
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    TrinityXaos# got a reaction from Movies798 in [UPDATED] Kingdom Hearts III data mining project reveals interesting in-game assets, including features from Scala ad Caelum, Daybreak Town, Verum Rex, and more   
    I can read some of Verum Rex’s details on the back. Not sure if anyone cares, but here’s what was there:
    ·         “That’s the story of the King of Truth. RECLAIM YOUR HEART.”
    ·         “After a long fight(?), weapons have brought great benefits for humanity. But the “KARMA” that sleeps in humans will accelerate further. In the light of the warhead(?) in the night sky, they chose to fight while feeling the pain of their hearts…”
    ·         “A JOURNEY WITHOUT A PLACE TO RETURN.”
    ·         “THE WORLD IS TO ALL HUMANS TO TURN A FANG(?).”
    ·         “WHAT IS ETERNAL BOND.”
    ·         “Required capacity: 45 GB or more”
    ·         “Main Character Design: Tetsuya Nomura”
    ·         “This software is exclusively for PLAY PLUS”
    Strange thing is that the image screenshots on the back didn't show any of the characters (Yozora, Magia, Aegis, and the woman). Just the city, a ship, and some Gigas. 
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    TrinityXaos# got a reaction from Doctorrhyme in Help Different world ending than everyone   
    Did you complete The Caribbean world before fighting Dark Baymax? If not, then that's what you will have to do next before you can move onto the Dark World.
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    TrinityXaos# got a reaction from Green Sparrow in Help Different world ending than everyone   
    Did you complete The Caribbean world before fighting Dark Baymax? If not, then that's what you will have to do next before you can move onto the Dark World.
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    TrinityXaos# reacted to Jingilator in Your Fanon-Discontinuity Moments   
    Kingdom Hearts 3 has me in a lot of areas:
    -Sora does manage to ask Zeus to train for his powers back, but they can’t because of Hades’ attack. So Zeus, having known about the legend of the Keyblade War, is able to give Sora most of his power back, but changed so that Drives are linked to Keyblade Transformations (also, this is when Sora gets his new outfit).
    -Dream Eaters are the main enemy of Toy Box, which turns out to be an artificial Sleeping World created using power from the Realm of Sleep. Young Xehanort does this as an experiment to see if even dreams can have a heart (which will lead to the Organization’s 13th darkness).
    -Unversed are the main enemy of Arendelle, attracted by Elsa’s fear of hurting those around her. Eventually, it’s discovered that she’s a unique Princess of Heart that holsters an equal heart of both light and darkness.
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    TrinityXaos# reacted to Darkfire1408 in Moogle Origins.   
    I was just reading about the Mughal or Mogal empire. Having heard the name, pronounced exactly like Moogle, I wondered if that's where the idea for moogles came from. Looking into it, the Mughal empire was responsible for about 22% of the world economy, with the only country ahead of it being China. So i think it's pretty clear that the moogles were based on this ancient economic superpower.
    Anyways, thought that was pretty cool and decided to share it with you.
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    TrinityXaos# reacted to Himel Khan in KHIII Theory to Why Master Defender was in Destiny Islands   
    I think I imagined this but when I played KH3 for the first time I thought nothing about how the master defender ended up at destiny islands since there was a cutscene that showed aqua letting the defender flow into the sea and saying something like maybe someone will pick it up and it will guide them here. But I definitely dreamt it up. 
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    TrinityXaos# reacted to EliDZ in KHIII Theory to Why Master Defender was in Destiny Islands   
    I like that theory. I mean for the blade to have been there from the end of KH1 all the way to mid KH3 seems a bit far fetch, but from DDD to KH3 sounds way more believable.  
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    TrinityXaos# got a reaction from EchoFox23* in What Was Your Favorite Online Game Growing Up?   
    I remember times back in fifth grade that I'd spent playing a 2D adventure kids game called Poptropica on a computer at school or at home.
    It was linked to something else that was a mix of educational questions and 2D fun minigames that I also played through a lot.
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    TrinityXaos# got a reaction from Alicia Maddox in Hello guys!   
    Thanks, Alicia Maddox.
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    TrinityXaos# reacted to The Transcendent Key in Kingdom Hearts III Skit - Simba to the Rescue   
    Dude, this could literally be something I see in a parody video. In fact, if you're able to make this work with someone, you can get this animated, and it would definitely be a hoot!
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    TrinityXaos# got a reaction from Alicia Maddox in Hello guys!   
    Hello KH13!
                I am TrinityXaos#! I am a Kingdom Hearts fan who is also an artist on some websites which I will list below. I’ve been reading through the site’s articles and forums for years before I decided to finally join. I like to discuss some ideas about the series (whether it is about its past, present, and/or future), bring up tidbits that I discover while playing through the series, and show some of my stuff from other sites.
                To anyone who views this, thank you for reading!
                List of websites I am at:
    DeviantArt (www.deviantart.com/trinityxaos2) Fanfiction.net (www.fanfiction.net/u/10397377/TrinityXaos) And Pixiv (www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=38938557) (Note: This is also in my profile page.)
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    TrinityXaos# got a reaction from The Transcendent Key in Kingdom Hearts III Skit - Simba to the Rescue   
    [Start: Right after Elsa leaves the scene]
    SORA: [Looking at the icicles blocking him.]
    Wow, those are some thick icicles.
    LARXENE: [Off-Screen]
    Now, don’t you know when to respect a lady’s space, young man?
    SORA:
    Well, given that it’s rare to see a story relevant girl around in this series, not as much as I should.
    Larxene: [Still Off-Screen] [-.-]
    What?
    SORA:
    Kind of a consequence for being in a title by Square and Disney – there’s way too many men around that you don’t remember how to interact with girls.
    Larxene appears behind Sora and his unimportant minions. Sora and his unimportant minions turn around to face her.
    LARXENE:
    Alright, I will give you that one. It’s no wonder why fanfiction can sometimes be sausage fests.
    SORA:
    Ah-ha! Let’s move on to the Organization stuff then. Is that alright, miss…?
    LARXENE:
    It’s Larxene, and thank you for the courtesy this time. For the basic point: we can’t let you be around Elsa for a while, so I need to keep you busy.
    SORA:
    How about we talk about why you are in the Organization? I mean, you are the second member I met whom I don’t recognize.
    LARXENE:
    Castle Oblivion, kid. You wouldn’t remember me due to Naminé’s repair job. [Sora makes an “ah” to that.] This catch up is quick and decent, but I really must keep you from Elsa a little longer. So…I’m going to use my electricity on those icicles to make a needless filler detour fortress. Ta!
    Larxene begins the formation.
    SORA:
    Wait Larxene!
    Sora pulls out the Pride Heartbinder.
    SORA:
    Do you know what this is?
    Larxene’s eyes went wide.
    LARXENE:
    Aw crap! When do you get that?
    SORA:
    The Monsters Inc. world: Monstropolis! Oddly enough, fire-fighting rewards you with Fire-type summons.
    CAPTION: Key evidence is Ifrit of Final Fantasy and Belias of Final Fantsay XII.
    SORA:
    Now, I’m going to use this to stop your fortress plan, skipping utterly needless filler to an already filler world! COME FORTH, FIRE SIMBA!!! SHOW THIS LADY WHY KING’S FLARE IS THE MOST USEFUL AND OVERPOWERED OF ALL THE LINKS!!!*
    [Simba is summoned, and Sora ends up on Simba’s back]
    SIMBA:
    ROAR!! [TRANSLATION: FIRE EXPLOSION!!!]
    The ice blocks were melted by Simba’s appearance. Larxene wasn’t pleased.
    LARXENE:
    That’s not fair! We’re supposed to be part of a cliché JRPG story: the good guys aren’t meant to get past the villain’s traps that easily!
    SORA:
    Ha-ha! What’s the matter? Did the cold air go and turn hot on you?
    LARXENE:
    ………
    Larxene could only stare at him with a miffed face.
    SIMBA:
    Rowr. [TRANSLATION: That joke was lame. Even for you, Sora.]
    SORA:
    Well, excuse me, critics! At least we won’t have to go through useless filler now.
    LARXENE:
    Urg… This whole scene was a waste of time… I’m outta here! See ya at the top and on a frozen lake!
    Larxene brings up a dark corridor to exit through.
    SORA:
    See ya later!
    LARXENE: (to herself) 
    Seriously, though. I should have just been a boss battle here.
    SORA:
    Now onward, Simba! Onward to Els-ahh!!!
    Simba’s time was up and thus, Simba disappeared. Sora falls to the ground, which was now covered in mushy snow. Face first. It’s “yuk” and “ouch” at the same time.
    END
    Author’s notes:
    Due to my time in the real game’s ice fortress, Simba indeed won the title of best Link.
    This was an example of a possible abridged or parody of Kingdom Hearts III (and basically post-Kingdom Hearts III) I had in mind for a while. Sorry that the jokes didn’t work. I apparently have little to no skill in joke writing.
     
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