A Lesson In Romantics~OHSHC Roleplay SHOUNEN AI (1x1 w/ Zexion/Ienzo)

[Miku Hatsune 636]

As it says in the title, 1x1, as in NO POSTING UNLESS YOU ARE SOMEHOW ME OR ZEXION/IENZO. If we see that you're posting, then a spoon will be introduced to your eye socket in a most heinous manner.

 

This will be identical to We Don't Need To Whisper, except with Ouran.

 

WARNING: Twincest and shota!

 

Don't like don't read. PAIRINGS:

 

Hikaru x Kaoru

Kyoya x Tamaki

Mori x Hunny

 

I'll be all the ukes once again.

[zexion/ienzo 52]

I'll repeat, just incase guys. N-O. P-O-S-T-I-N-G! Good now that that's out of the way I'll mention that, with the lovely Belyxsh's permission, her's and my OC might be present. Don't flip people. AND this will be done like one-shots...possibly connected once or twice.

 

As a side note, we'll TRY to make our posts consistant with about -seethe- 4/5 sentences. We apologize in an advance if there are cases where that isn't possible (this going out to mods ) So, without further ado, let's get it started!

 

(First off will be...HikaruxKaoru. Belyxsh, take it away ;D)

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(Ah, my OC's name is Yuuki, BTW. TWINCEST FIRST AWRIIIGHT.)

 

A normal day pleasing their lady clients, Hikaru and Kaoru put on their "brotherly love" act. Like always, they were in a "passionate embrace," on the verge of kissing. "H-Hikaru," Kaoru stuttered (fake, or course), managing to hold a fake blush as well. They were all too used to this.

[zexion/ienzo 52]

Hikaru feigned passion, brushing his nose against Kaoru's, their lips almost touching. He had managed a concerned look, one that a lover would give to his partner. He knew this all as routine. To please the ladies, was their main object (or else Tamaki would have their asses, God forbid...).

"Yes Kaoru?" He mused, tilting his broter's chin up and internally pleased as the customers squeeled. They were so easy to fool...

 

(BTW, my OC is Jade )

(DANG that's a long post )

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(UNF. DAT BROTHERLY LOVE. *cries tears of perversion and joy*)

 

He locked his gaze with his brother's; the two girls watching were pleased with this. "I love you," He murmered in his sweet, angel-like voice. The brunette of the two girls fainted, the other squealing so hard that Yuuki could hear them from inside. Yuuki cringed, his eye twitching. He really didn't know what girls found so appealing about that. Two guys getting the lovin's on each other was gross in his opinion.

 

(Lies. >:U Note to readers; he's totally with Nekozawa up in here.)

[zexion/ienzo 52]

( Damn you! I get no one...but I may havea crush on Tamaki...or Hikaru ^^')

 

Hikaru smiled gently -much unlike himself- and nuzzled his brother's cheek.

"I love you to, Kaoru." He mumbled softly into his ear, ignoring the girl's screaming quite well. He had bcome immune to it after a while for this particular reason.

 

Jade looked at Yuuki, giggling at the look he had.

"Don't be such a sourhead." She teased, poking his cheek playfully. She only ever was like this around him.

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(Omg I love Hikaru. Lol.)

 

"N-Not so close...!" He pushed on the older twin's chest lightly; a futile attempt to push him away. The remaining girl blushed, cupping her mouth to prevent herself from squealing again.

 

"I am NOT a sourhead!" Yuuki insisted, finishing the renovations around the room. He chose to stay inside, away from all the drama. "I hate girls when they do that..."

 

(I'm sorry he has such a Lenny personality. He's beautiful on the outside, at least, lol.)

[zexion/ienzo 52]

(Lol, what's he look like? My OC has waist length brown hair, though it's a little dark, and, like, Mrs. Pops blue eyes )

 

Hikaru advance, kissing the fleshy spot just below Kaoru's ear, poking his tongue out gently. He breathed hot air onto the other's skin, grabbing his wrists in his hand.

"You don't seem to mind when we're at home in bed Kaoru," Hikaru lied, using one of the many false romance games he had created. "What's so different about it being here?"

 

Jade rolled her eyes, pretending not to hear him. Instead she scrutinized the room, taking in the detail. She never expected coming to a school like this.

"Yuuki, the painting over there is crooked."

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(He's got flat bangs with spikes in the back; orange hair. His eyes are kinda narrow/sexy and red. Like Ryohei/Fabian, I gave him a band-aid over his nose, except black, and almost always with a lollipop in his mouth, like Spanner. He's a uke.)

 

"A-Ah...! W-We're in public!" He protested cutely, blushing for real, shuddering just barely. It was weird; Hikaru was never this...physical. I mean, sure, he'd put his finger in his mouth and he'd nuzzle him a little, but he wouldn't lick him. He just brushed it off. Attention was attention.

 

"I'M GETTING TO IT." He snapped, his loud (yet smooth) voice ringing in the dense room. God forbid TAMAKI sees the room dirty.

[zexion/ienzo 52]

Hikaru shrugged, giving one more delicate lick before pulling away, a sly grin on his face. He enjoyed this little act, maybe a little to much, but he'd admit. Tge reactions given were priceless.

"Whatever you say Kaoru, but I guess that means you want to play doctor afterschool, hm?" Hikaru asked, winking, half to Kaoru and half at their consciounce client.

 

Jade turned to look at him, flicking his forhead irritably.

"No need to yell Yuu-chan. I was only letting you know. Just incase you forgot about it. Besides," She stood on her tip-toes, getting eye-level. "It's not like I'm saying 50 million things at once."

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"O-Okay..." He agreed, fiddling with his fingers nervously. The conscious viewer was out by now, piled on top of the other.

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He raised an eyebrow. "...What?"

[zexion/ienzo 52]

Hikaru grinned, putting away the faccade.

"Looks like they're out. Nicely done." He praised, smiling generously. That should please Tamaki for now at least.

"Wanna' call in the next clients or take a 10 minute break?"

 

"You heard me Yuu-chan. It's not like I'm saying 50 million things at once." Jade repeated, looking at Yuuki curiously. Even after knowing him for as long as she had she still couldn't figure him out. Damn males...always so hard to understand..."Why, did I say it too low or something?"

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Kaoru sighed, no response to the compliment. "I could use a break..." He paused, turning to his brother fully. "You know, you didn't have to lick me."

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"You're just not making any sense, is all." He said, tossing his bare lollipop stick into the garbage at the corner of the room. "I'll fix that painting, I guess."

[zexion/ienzo 52]

Hikaru blinked at the comment before shrugging, a nuetral look on his face.

"It got the job done, the ladies loved it, and from how real that blush was, so did you." Hikaru said that last part with a bit of mischeif as he leaned back into his chair.

???

Jade shook her head. To her, she was making plenty of sense. At least she wasn't ordering Yuuki around to do 50 million things like Tamaki does to him.

"Good, and..." She bit her lip, fighting back a smile. "You missed a spot while cleaning the window."

 

(God forbid the window isn't cleaned )

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"I-It wasn't real!" He retorted, in denial. He knew full well that it was but....He'd never be attracted to his own brother for God's sake. It'd also be a little self-centered since they WERE identical twins.

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"I don't care." He said, moving the painting exactly 3 cm. to the right, making it perfect.

[zexion/ienzo 52]

"Whatever you say, Kaoru. Don't forget, you are my brother." Hikaru stated stretching, and crossing his legs. "I know when you're lying?"

???

Jade rolled her eyes before licking her thumb and trying to rub the mark off.

"So how's Nekosawa (sp?)" Jade asked calmly, looking over at her friend.

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(Nekozawa**)

"Then you should know that I'm telling you the truth!" (IDEK what to put here. One sentence reply, GO GO GO.)

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"H-How the hell should I know?!" He shot back protectively.

[zexion/ienzo 52]

Hikaru sighed, examining his brother before making a waving motion.

"Break times over." He said simply, calling over several young ladies. He had a plan, one he knew should work. "Hello ladies, what may we offer to you today? Other then ourselves." Hikaru asked, eyeing Kaoru slightly. Telling the truth..? Yeah right.

???

Jade laughed, getting the stain off the window.

"Well, you do see him quite a bit. One would think..." She cut herself off, knowing that an angry Yuuki was worse then a Kyoya that just wakes up in the morning.

 

(Oh Dear Lord no!)

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(I'm not being the fangirls, just saiyin' )

 

Kaoru smiled at the girls gently. OH LAWDY LAWD WAT WAS HE PLANNING THIS TIEM?

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(OH FU-)

"One would think what?" He gave her a demonic look through his bangs. She better not say what he thinks she's gonna say.

[zexion/ienzo 52]

A girl with striking violet eyes spoke quietly, blush adorning her cheeks.

"Well-um-do you think you could tell us about your favorite thing to do?" God, she was obviously new, but Hikaru smiled back noneteless, causeing her to turn beat red.

"My favorite thing would have to be...playing with Kaoru of course." Hikaru admitted, giving the other twin a sexy side-ways glance. The girl's watched in slight anticipation.

???

Jade blanked nervously, involentarily backing away, just a bit.

"Well....that you two are...y'know..." Jade wrung her hands together, looking anywhere but at Yuuki. "A couple."

 

(NOOOO, you IDIOT )

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Kaoru looked away, ignoring the look he was given. "Quit embarassing me..." He muttered delicately, blushing. Another normal routine, though he was slightly irked by that sexy look.

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And with that, Yuuki snapped, turning red. "WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!!"

[zexion/ienzo 52]

"Aw, Kaoru's blushing?" One girl cooed, some giggling. Hikaru gave them even more hope as he leaned close to his twin, smirking.

"No need to be shy Kaoru, that's only for me to see remember?" The girl's couldn't tell but there was something different about Hikaru's approach. Maybe it was because this time, he was purposely trying to get a different, better reaction from Kaoru. Being a little more...physical seemed to do the trick.

???

Jade fell silentat his shout, looking up at him apologetically. Yuuki could be very scary at times.

"I didn't say you were...but, y'know, if you keep yelling like that, it's like you're being defensive about it."

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"Hikaru, what are you doing?" He asked, almost silently so they couldn't hear. He kept up his flustered character on the outside to please the audience.

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"I'M NOT. REALLY!" He assured her, beginning to put away all the cleaning equipment.

[zexion/ienzo 52]

Internally, Hikaru smiled widely. So this was a little different. Who's to complain. Certainly not the clients.

"What's it look like, brother?" He replied, a hand sneaking to the space next to Kaoru so he had him pinned...kind of. Hikaru looked at him, tuning out the girl's screaming with glee. Kaoru should have known better than to lie to him.

???

"Alright, no need to keep screaming at me. I might just call Tamaki in 'cause you hurt my feelings." Jade said playfully, knowing exactly how much Yuuki would hate that.

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"A-Ah..." He doesn't normally do this. He wondered what brought this on, but decided not to question his tactics. "Please, stop...!"

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"If you do that, I'll die and you'll make everyone very sad."