While experimenting with the Zombie Virus at my national science center we had a small... incident to say the least...

 

 

 

 

The outbreak started in the faculty area of our laboratories.

 

We sent in forces to nuetralize the threat...

 

But they were consumed quickly...

 

And now all of New Fred City is completely overrun.

 

 

 

 

 

Now I am a great zombie slayer my self. I have killed thousands of them but New Fred City has a population of 250 million and about 95% of them are undead...

 

A solution would be to simply nuke it but there is something we need to rescue...

 

 

 

This is a Nazi Secret Weapon that we have recently found and have been reverse engineering to create our own. Based on our studies this is Die Glocke the Nazi Wunderwaffe. Destroying it would be a major setback and letting it fall into enemy hands cannot happen.

 

Please, I need help to exterminate the zombies and get that ship!

Ive been thinking of your cure for the zombie virus and I have a couple of questions

 

Go for it.

 

if you've ever seen I Am Legend, you know what to do.

 

No not at all. These are zombies, not "infected". Plus will smith only needed to survive in that movie. We have to get the wunderwaffe and fight zombies and the taliban at the same time.

Does the millitary save us? or is it f**ked up like in Dead rising 2?

 

Give me a RPG and a baseball bat or something and I'll join.

Does the millitary save us? or is it f**ked up like in Dead rising 2?

 

Give me a RPG and a baseball bat or something and I'll join.

 

My Military is currently busy repelling an alien invasion and launching raids on Justin Bieber concerts. Our most famous raid was when we tossed a bomb disguised as a water bottle at him but it failed to go off.

 

But yes we can get the equipment you require.

 

Does the millitary save us? or is it f**ked up like in Dead rising 2?

 

Give me a RPG and a baseball bat or something and I'll join.

 

My Military is currently busy repelling an alien invasion and launching raids on Justin Bieber concerts. Our most famous raid was when we tossed a bomb disguised as a water bottle at him but it failed to go off.

 

But yes we can get the equipment you require.

 

so it was your group who threw that water bottle at bieber? Wow

 

 

Does the millitary save us? or is it f**ked up like in Dead rising 2?

 

Give me a RPG and a baseball bat or something and I'll join.

 

My Military is currently busy repelling an alien invasion and launching raids on Justin Bieber concerts. Our most famous raid was when we tossed a bomb disguised as a water bottle at him but it failed to go off.

 

But yes we can get the equipment you require.

 

so it was your group who threw that water bottle at bieber? Wow

 

It failed to go off unfortunately so we had to get out of there. But not without blaming a fangirl first.

 

 

 

Does the millitary save us? or is it f**ked up like in Dead rising 2?

 

Give me a RPG and a baseball bat or something and I'll join.

 

My Military is currently busy repelling an alien invasion and launching raids on Justin Bieber concerts. Our most famous raid was when we tossed a bomb disguised as a water bottle at him but it failed to go off.

 

But yes we can get the equipment you require.

 

so it was your group who threw that water bottle at bieber? Wow

 

It failed to go off unfortunately so we had to get out of there. But not without blaming a fangirl first.

 

ok then

i have decided to be a sniper so i can do this to zombies

Day 12, 19 of my 26 blondes dead. We need extraction. it seems that only men can impersonate zombies. WE NEED HELP NOW!

Keep pushing toward the center of the city! We are almost there!

WE HAVE DONE IT! WE FOUND THE WUNDERWAFFE! WE NEED EXTRACTION NOW! THERE ARE ONLY 3, NO, MAKE THAT 2 BLONDES LEFT! NO WAIT, OK, I AM NOW THE ONLY ONE LEFT. MY COSTUME IS WEARING OUT. HURRY!!!!

OHEY me zombie, *Noms on ChaosX's Arm*

Well I like how youve got your ways and i respect that but dont you have zombrex? i mean im embarrassed to say but I have a lethal allergic reaction to lead and ironic humour.

 

So can I like get an exemption from the virus cure?

Well I like how youve got your ways and i respect that but dont you have zombrex? i mean im embarrassed to say but I have a lethal allergic reaction to lead and ironic humour.

 

So can I like get an exemption from the virus cure?

 

Zombrex is expensive and isn't long lasting so the person has to constantly go through the torture of having to acquire zombrex. I think it is a lot more merciful if we destroy them.

 

But I don't recall you getting bitten...

 

Alright I'll get it started! It will take 24 hours to recharge the capacitors!

*Still nomming on Chaos' arm*

*Shoots liraxus in face with RPG* Oh god, I'm comprimised. And you have not sent help. I have found the wunderwaffe, and now it will be lost. Fred city is done for. The only option left is to destroy all the zombies AND the taliban. Fred, permission to initiate the wunderwaffe's nuclear self destruct? The taliban is right outside, all i have left is one infected red-head with me, and i've been bitten.