Warning: If you aren't a fan of ??? (yaoi), please don't read.

 

-General BL thread

-Using all couples from ANY anime

-There will probably be OCs

-Probably some strong language here and there

-Rare role-reversal

-Some crack couples

 

ENJOY.

((Lol is that why you disappeared?))

 

Dino chuckled, nodding. He didn't mind being ordered around by Hibari. It didn't bother him at all, not when he knew Hibari wasn't always the one "in control".

 

"Of course. Anything you say Kyouya." Dino stated, saying the teen's name in that way he knew would give him shivers of surprise.

Hibari got a slight chill from that, assuming that he was just using that against him because he knew he liked it. He actually wasn't sure if that was an "invitation" or not... "Don't...do that." He muttered, trying to supress that shiver he just got.

 

((Nah, I was ironing my hair. ))

Dino shrugged, walking into their bedroom to strip down and change into something a bit more comfortable.

 

"Sorry~" He murmured, closing the door and swigging into more comfortable clothing to wear.

((Alright... I'm gonna switch it up to the next morning.))

 

Hibari woke up (facing Dino's chest, as usual), blinking his eyes open carefully. "Nn..." He felt something on him, assuming that it was just bundled up blankets or some usual morning difficulty. But when he looked down, it was nothing of the sort. "What in the..."

Dino yawned, nuzzling the top of Hibari's head gently. He could tell the teen was awake and apparently speaking but he was content in keeping his eyes closed. He wasn't ready to fully wake up yet.

 

"What is it Kyouya?"

Just in case his eyes were playing tricks on him, he sat up to confirm what he was seeing. Unfortunately, he was right. "Is this... Cleavage?"

 

Apparently so. He crossed his arms over his chest, containing the embarassment that was...well...yeah. He dared himself to check to see if anything else had changed, but he'd find that out later when he had to pee.

 

((Don't worry, this idea gets pretty complex. I didn't just do this because genderbend-Hibari is sexy. xDD))

((Oh dear God ))

 

In hearing Hibari's question, Dino's eyes flew open and he sat upright in a matter of moments, staring at Hibari's new...breasts in shock.

 

"How the--Kyouya what's going on?" The blond questioned feeling himself going into override. Hibari was male right so why the heck did he have a fine set of boobs?!

"I don't know," He said, buttoning up his shirt more so that they were, eh, contained properly. Not a chance. The buttons broke off immediately, making Hibari sigh. firetruck it. 'Fine set of boobs' was right. He crossed his arms again, covering himself in humiliation.

 

"I don't know how long this is gonna last either..."

 

((I'd be like, "SURPRISE BREAST GRAB."))

Dino swallowed, looking at the cleavage before biting his lip and raising a shaking finger. He looked up at Kyouya and then at the breasts before poking one of them and giggling slightly.

 

"I always wondered...if they were squishy or not."

((...I firetrucking love him. So much.))

 

He blushed a bit, turning around to look at him quickly. "H-Hey! That doesn't mean you have to check!" Although he'd never admit this, but... He didn't entirely hate this. He thought that as long as Dino didn't mind, neither did he. Maybe it could even do some good for him. And sex.

(( You know you do. You know what I hate?))

 

Dino laughed before pulling Hibari into a hug, nuzzling the crook of his neck gently.

 

"Sorry, sorry. I couldn't help it." He mumbled against the skin, giving a few sweet kisses here and there before pulling away. "So, breakfast?"

((When you find chunks of fruit in your yogurt? What do you hate? =0))

 

"Um...Yeah," He agreed, getting up. He mentally reminded himself not to get dressed today since all of his shirts would most likely break, and he wasn't comfortable with wearing boys' pants with the possibility of a vagina. "You're making it though." Too bad having breasts didn't automatically boost his cooking skills...

 

((I wish I had breasts AND cooking skills. TnT))

((I HATE when I have two sign up threads and I have no replies in either of them D<))

 

Dink slumped, lolling his head back. He hated making breakfast. Lunch fine. Dinner, there was no one better. Bit breakfast? God dammit Kyouya...

 

"But I don't wanna!" He complained, latching himself on to Hibari's waist.

Hibari rolled his eyes, patting him on the head gently. "C'mon, don't complain. I've made it for the past week. It's your turn." He said, trying to push him off without seeming too rude. Wait...What? Since when was he hesitant about being rude? This didn't alter his hormones completely, did it?

 

((Give it some time! =D Check back in the morning, and maybe someone will be interested.))

((Well I have people for the first one but I just need one more. And I doubt anyone will sign up for the second one which is a 1 x 1 http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif))

 

Dino frowned, before giving a sigh and nodding.

 

"Alright, alright." He smiled again, heading into their kitchen where he took out pancake batter and a pan to heat up for what he hoped to be a sweet breakfast.

((Well, what are they about?))

 

Hibari yawned, shuffling himself into the kitchen, rubbing his eye drowsily. He watched as the blonde prepared breakfast, noticing something was off. "You forgot eggs." He didn't know if Dino knew that Bisquick required more ingredients, but for some reason, he just noticed this now. Womanly instinct? He hoped not.

 

((I can see Dino missing that. =0))

((Ah, the first one is an Original base off of a game JT, Alexus, and I used to play at RA except I upped the story lime a bit. And the second one you'd hate since you hate this HTF couple ))

 

Dino blinked.

 

"O-Oh." He laughed awkwardly, grabbing some of the eggs from the fridge and the other ingredients necessary to make pancakes as he observed Hibari from the corner of his eyes. Even with boobs he still was hot as hell

((I only hate AnyonexFlaky. ESPECIALLY FlippyxFlaky. So it must be that. ))

 

He glanced back up at him briefly, noticing that he was looking at him from the corner of his eye. He seemed to have forgotten that he was simultaneously cooking. "Don't burn them," He motioned to the overcooked pancakes he was making, giving a small 'hm'.

((It's kind of like Flippy x Flaky except the main plot ends with it always being anti-Flippy x Flaky. Again, why do you hate Flaky ?))

 

Dino averted his gaze back to the food, flipping it skillfully as he tried not to oggle to much at how attractive Hibari was. It was a hard thing to do, especially when he wasn't wearing anything. As he finished making food he blushed, handing Kyouya a plate.

 

"Ah, d-do you want to borrow something of mine?"

((Im okay with anti FlippyxFlaky as long as I get to think up creative ways to kill her. I hate pretty much any shy/useless character like her. Hinata, Canada, Tamao, etc.))

 

Hibari shrugged, accepting the food gladly. "No, I'm perfectly capable of getting by in this. I don't want to go out in public like this anyways," Really, that wasn't the reason. He just liked seeing Dino so distracted like that.

 

((PS; my replies might be a tad slower since I'm using my iPod.))

((Lol yeah. The idea I had out was kind of like an AU where Flaky is te high school kid who gets picked on and stuff and is mainly tormented by Flippy. But he gets pair with her on an assignment and he kind of creeps around her. Flippy ends up killing those who pick on her (like Giggles and Petunia) but not because he cares like Flaky thinks in the end. But because he wanted her for himself to kind of torture. Even after getting to know her and taking her to prom he still kills her in the end. Te only sad thing I regret in that plot line is that he kills Splendid to ^^'))

 

Dino sighed, scratching the back of his head as he trailed them up and down Hibari's figure. His mouth watered at the site and he licked his lips, brown eyes slightly wanting Hibari. He had never firetrucked a girl before...

 

"Are you sure? You still might want to cover up."

((THAT SOUNDS firetruckING AMAZING. I love to mislead readers. I wanna do it, though I might not give Splendid a very violent death because I know that I won't want to kill him. I think we can do that, right?))

 

Hibari smirked. The way he was looking at him right now... Pfft, he could read him like a book. "Why would I want to do that if i'm getting all this attention?" He asked lowly, too eager on teasing him to touch his food.

 

((If you're not up to the straight lemon, we don't have to do it. Js. ))

((Lol, would you really do it? It'd be a long term RP mind you so no rushing through things. Like, I mean detail galore in this bitch. And that's okay, Splendid won't need a really gory death. So you want me to be Flaky? Okay. Originally I was going to be Flippy but whatevs ^^))

 

((Nah, totally not in the mood for the lemon ATM))

((YAAAAY. Okay, I'll probably be able to add lots of detail too since I looooove playing the part of the crazy serial killer/freak. 8D We have to start tomorrow though, since I'll be going to sleep soon. Is that ok?))

 

((Afterwards...))

 

Hibari struggled to catch his breath. Wow, he didn't even have to wait to pee to find out that more of him had changed than normal. "Was that...Was that good?"

((Tomorrow? Oh, right. You don't have Sprkng Break Tomorrow. God dammit D<))

 

Dino smiled, holding Hibari close with a smile.

 

"Amazing." He stated lovingly, kissing Hibari's lips quickly. He was surprised by how different it felt. While both were good though he definitely preferred it when Hibari was a guy at some points. His cleavage did get in the way a bit.