This is an ANTI Flippy x Flaky 1x1 RP with Toasty. This means no posting!

 

Warning:

 

-EXTREME Gore and Violence! Don't read if you're squeamish!

-Strong Language

-Sexual Themes

-Probably a little bit of yaoi; though we plan to keep the plot on track

-Don't read unless you're 14+

 

Brief Background: Flaky is constantly picked on by her former friends, even Flippy, who she had been friends with for years before High School. They're paired for a project, and they actually start to bond a bit. But coincidentally, while they spend some time together, grim things start to happen to people in her school -- most of them being her bullies/friends.

 

Kind: AU

Anime/Show: Happy Tree Friends

Style: Gijinka (Meaning they are not animals, they are people. They will be described as people.)

 

ENJOY.

((Lol smooth I kinda' blushed when you described Flippy \(//∇//)\ ))

 

Splendid read over Flippy's text with a sigh before he slipped his phone back into his sweatshirt pocket, looking down at his hands while everyone packed up. He tried imagining Flippy's fingers fitting into the spaces left in-between his and almost right away his heart got all fluttery, giving him the chills. Yeah, he really liked the idea of holding hands with Flippy. Maybe...Maybe someday it'd be more.

 

Shaking that thought from his head, Splendid packed up his stuff before the bell rang, signalling all the students to file out of the classes. What slightly disgusted him as he made his way to the Boy's Locker Room to meet with his best friend was the conversations he overheard. They were the normal for his school and it's attendees, talk of parties, hanging out, and which boy/girl was the hottest. But nothing about Lumpy.

 

You'd thing that after such a horrible experience people would be concerned with his death. That they'd be joking about good times with the arrogant bluenette in loving memory. But then it occurred to Splendid that Lumpy probably didn't have many friends in general. He cheated on girls, he stole other guys' girlfriends, and he was ridiculously full of himself. No one missed him. And then the the 'what if' thoughts started forming, a look of terror and concentration drawn across his face while he thought, waiting for Flippy.

 

What if I was to die? Would anyone miss me? Would Flippy miss me? What if he didn't?! No, he's not mean...right? Oh God what if no one comes to my funeral? What if...What if...??!! Splendid groaned in unhappiness, obviously not enjoying his indulgence in his less-then pleasant thoughts.

 

~

 

Flaky was right about the Drama Teacher's reaction. She was destroyed, distraught, a complete and utter mess. the poor woman was sprawled out on with her top half on her desk and her legs sitting her in a kneeling position on the ground. Her messy bun was unravelled (her hair still looked very pretty down) revealing mid back length crimson red hair that made Flaky envious. It was long like hers but it was really smooth looking--like those women with the amazing hair in the shampoo/conditioner commercial. Flaky wanted hair like that, hair to make her look somewhat pretty...

 

She was curled in the far corner, fiddling with a strand of her hair, frowning at it's texture and small split ends. Her mom had insisted it looked beautiful long but she desperately needed the split ends cut off. She liked the length but with a sigh Flaky had realized all to many times that it was intolerable to handle.

 

Raising her amber eyes up to the Drama Teacher she found her fanning her eyes and cheeks where their were evident mascara cheeks. Even then she looked so pretty. Flaky hated this feeling of envy. Why couldn't she work makeup like that? Why couldn't she work being anything but ugly?

Flippy was out of the locker room sooner than anyone else, leaning against the wall just next to it. He waited for Splendid to arrive, watching as all the kids filed out in the meantime. Some girls gave him dainty waves and smiles, but he never smiled back. He'd wave half-heartedly, but he found himself a bit distracted anyways. That's tight, Drama was next. Ugh, he really didn't want to go, especially not with so much on his mind, but...he had to. It was a required class now.

 

He eventually came to see Splendid in the distance, which in reality, wasn't very far away. He gave his usual smile, pocketing his phone that he was tinkering with in the meantime.

Splendid saw Flippy and gave a soft wave, still feeling his paranoid thoughts rage in a confusing jumble around the confines of his mind. The sight of his best friend did calm him slightly though, his hands ceasing in their abnormal tremoring. That was a first. His hands had never done that before. He must have really been over stressing it.

 

"Hey," He greeted with the biggest smile he could muster, moving his blue bangs out of his face to which they just fell back into place regardless. "How was Gym?" He questioned, knowing full well Flippy probably hadn't done anything other than text him replies fir most of the period.

 

~

 

Flaky had to do something. Students that were sitting in the room were giving The Drama Teacher the oddest stares--she couldn't just let her get judged. As quietly as she could manage, Flaky stepped over to the Drama Teacher's desk, tapping her arm softly.

 

"I-I'm sure everything'll be--"

 

"Don't you dare say fine young lady!" The teacher snapped, standing upright. Everyone in the room sensed a drama-fit coming upon them now, especially Flaky who began taking a few uncertain steps backwards. "It's never a fine thing to lose the star of the show! Oh Romeo, he was such a fine role to be played by Lumpy. And those glorious earrings. Oh the horror~!"

Flippy shrugged as he pinned back a stray piece of his green hair back behind his ear. "Not so bad, I guess... I was texting you almost the entire time anyways, so it's not like I was paying much attention." He followed that sentence up with a laugh, turning to Splendid with his usual smile, but it dropped as soon as he noticed something was wrong.

 

"Hey, are you okay?" He asked, moving a hand to Splendid's face. He was tense. Like he was really stressed or nervous. "You seem a little off."

 

They stopped just outside the Drama room, to boot. So when they were done discussing what they had to discuss, Flippy could continue on to his next class.

Splendid gulped, stepping back slightly from the hand Flippy had put up. He nodded, scratching the back of his head with a small smile, avoiding Flippy's gaze. He couldn't lie looking directy into those emerald green gems. When they sought the truth they ways found it. After all, what Flippy wants, Flippy gets.

 

"Y-Yeah. I'm fine, just tired you know? Been a rough morning and all with what's been going on and stuff..." The bluenette trailed off, feeling his cheeks heat up all over again. It was only ever around his best friend to. If that didn't make it obvious to any of their friends paying close enough attention he didn't know what did. "And aren't I always a little off from the norm'?" Splendid asked, attempting to joke around a bit with a half-hearted smile.

Flippy blinked before smiling briefly. "I guess so. But that's what I like about you." He admitted, gesturing towards the drama room. "I should get to class... I'll see you later." He waved like he normally did, parting ways with Splendid for the moment. (He knew he'd see him between classes.) He really wasn't all that willing to start class, but he couldn't afford skipping class today, after what the guidance counselor had told him... So, he decided to suck it up and move on with his life.

 

He walked into the drama room and right off the bat, he didn't like it. Not so much the people, which were mostly freshmen aside from Nutty, Toothy, Flaky and some other averages he didn't know the names of. He saw the teacher (or who he assumed to be the teacher) dramatically throwing herself around in tears.

 

"Um... I was sent here to replace Lumpy...?" He asked, a bit weirded out by the situation.

((Pfft, could you imagine ))

 

Flaky felt her breath hitch when she looked and saw Flippy enter the Drama classroom announcing he was to replace Lumpy. She hadn't expected him to be in this class, let alone as a replacement. It made her both nervous and excited though to see that she'd be sharing her first class since, what, 4th grade with the teen? Nervous because she was a horrible actress on the side that she was to shy and quiet to really broadcast her voice to anyone. She was afraid her lack of performance skills would drive her newfound friend away. Excited because there was someone who she'd hopefully be able to be comfortable around. But then it occured to her. She was Juliet. If he was replacing Lumpy that meant he'd most likely be--

 

"By Gods I didn't think there could be anyone better for Romeo then our deceased Lumpy but you my boy," Suddenly the shed tears that the teacher couldn't stop just moments ago vanished and was replaced with a look as if she had seen God. "You are better for the part then that boy with the earrings was. Everything about you just screams Romeo." The teacher complimented. Flaky absentmindedly wondered where her sadness had disappeared to but then it occurred to her (as she was in the middle of trying not to panic from seeing Flippy) that the Drama Teacher was probably an actress. Crying to fool a crowd was maybe one of her specialties.

Oh boy, here we go... Flippy let out a sigh, taking his seat with a small 'thank you,' and suppressing a roll of his eyes. This was just what he had been expecting. He was attractive enough to be the lead male role. Typical. A closer inspection of the room showed that there were was only one female role to fill the spot of Juliet... And that was Flaky. He was both happy and unwilling to work with her. Happy because he was definitely up to getting closer to her, but don't Romeo and Juliet...kiss? Oh no no no. Flippy definitely wasn't a kissing virgin, but he wasn't going to kiss Flaky. Even if it was only acting, kissing her was going a little too far.

 

From the corner of his eye, he could see Toothy roll his eyes at him, and he heard the distinctive high-pitched giggle that belonged to none other than Nutty. He was working with a bunch of idiots...

 

((BRB making more cookies.))

((LOL AT THAT LAST LINE. Honey, I wouldn't let Flippy kiss Flaky even if I supported that couple with all of my heart ))

 

Flaky saw the look shot at her by Flippy and debated internally on whether his eyes were saying this was a good thing or a bad thing. It was clear he wasn't content in having the part of Romeo at all but he really hoped that wasn't because she was Juliet. Oh for the--She was Juliet! The kissing scene?! No. No, no, nononono. She couldn't do that. She didn't want to do that! She wanted her first kiss (she was ashamed to be a Junior and not have had her first kiss yet) to be someone she really adored and loved. Not Flippy. Sure he was...well he was attractive but not who she wanted to share a quick kiss with....

 

The Drama Teacher looked over the class as a whole and grinned happily. She already had the cast set out in er mind and the scripts ready out of excitement and knowledge of how much hard work this play would take.

 

"Alright, now that are dilemma is gone I'll split you into groups of two for today so you may go over the script," Everyone gave a half-hearted groan at the sight of the thick packet. "And know your roles." Of course those who interacted the most were paired together. So naturally for today Flippy and Flaky were paired up and the other roles as well. Toothy was working with Nutty, ect. Flaky held her script with careful fingers, her hair dulled in comparison to her cheeks. Great, just great...

Flippy skimmed through the packet of his lines and cringed. So many speaking parts... So many appearences... Not to mention he was going to be flirting with Flaky in the 'ye-olde-I-wanna-firetruck-you' manner. Damn you, Romeo and your medieval charm!

 

Flippy looked over at Flaky, who didn't seem to elated to be playing her role either. He was glad she wasn't the type of girl who'd only get paired with him so they can kiss during practice. But, looking upon the script, the kissing scene seemed to have been taken out... Probably for relationship purposes. The teacher probably wasn't going to make them do something they didn't want to do, and he respected that.

 

As Flaky and Flippy rehearsed their lines, he simultaneously listened to the other groups... Toothy and Nutty seemed to have fitting parts as well. Toothy played the part of Friar Lawrence, the religious and crafty figure of the play who marries Romeo and Juliet only to cause the downfall of Verona. Nutty is Mercutio, the jester of the play who speaks in puns and jokes... Fitting.

 

((BRB doing my hair.))

((Sorry, I was doing the dishes ^^'))

 

Flaky was impressed with Flippy's ability to multi-task. She wasn't blind. She could tel he was listening to both their group and the others surrounding them. The lot of them really weren't all that bad or of a disappointment. Much better then her in speaking terms. She fumbled over te old-style words and knew for a fact she was speaking to quietly for her part of Juliet. As she finished a complex line in which she had several mess-ups, she sighed, sinking in the beanie chair slightly.

 

"Did she ever choose the wrong person for this role..." She whispered to herself, shaking her head. It was true on so many levels to. Couldn't the teacher have chosen a feminine looking male in the class? Shed have better a chance for a good performance then.

"I know how you feel," Flippy said, fingering through the packet nervously. (He was surprised he had heard her quiet tone.) "I'm not all that good either..." He knew that Flaky had probably noted that Flippy wasn't the best at this... His reading skills WERE his acting, pretty much. It didn't account for much when Flippy and Flaky, both untalented at this, were put together as the main characters. Flippy sincerely hoped that this play was for the class only, and not presented in front of the entire school... Neither of them could deal with that embarrassment.

Flaky gave a soft smile, looking up at Flippy with understanding eyes. She had note his skills weren't exactly expert acting or anything of the sort but at least he could get through his lines without mumbling. But it made her a bit happier to know she wasn't the only one who was bad at this kind of thing. Placing the script down to her lap she looked around at the others practicing, a thoughtful look flitting across her face with small hints of exasperation.

 

"I knew I shouldn't h-have let my mum choose my Elective. I told her I was better of doing things like th-this in my own time..." She stated, surprised when she wasn't filled with humiliation at the mere mention of her mom picking her Elective. Guess Flippy was easier to talk to in such situations like this compared to most kids that were in the classification of Cool.

"I don't think they should've picked for you... Electives are meant to be chosen so you can get better at something or prepare for college." He said, relating to the situation a bit. He didn't have a choice to come here either. 'Disciplinary measures,' they called it... Feh. Why waste their time on trying to discipline him when it'll never happen? They might as well give up.

 

"If you had to pick...What would you have chosen?" He was just curious as to what Flaky was into. Flippy only picked Digital Photography as his elective because it seemed easy, and calming. He liked it, and did it as a hobby already... Even if no one knew that.

 

((GTG... I'm going to meet my family. I'll be back soon.))

At that question Flaky's blush was cued and she looked around to make sure no one else was looking. It'd be quite embarrassing to have this told around the school if someone else overheard. Her world would then be ruined. Clearing her throat and occupying herself with a loose thread on her shirt she answered, amber eyes darting around the classroom like crazy.

 

"Ah...w-well, there was an Elective on the list for s-some students to do Dance. It serves as an extra-c-curricular and would have gotten me out of Gym too. I wanted to do that...'specially since in each class it'd only be you and the instructor so you got to work solo." She blushed even darker, giving an awkward laugh. "But you know parents. Always want you to try and shine brighter than the rest..." Which was true in terms of her mother. She was thrilled when she hear she ha gotten the part of Juliet (even if she knew there hant been an audition).

 

Flaky's mom was the type of parent who was proud of whatever her child pursued but wasn't exactly...let's just say her mom wanted her to do more. To try and be the perfect daughter, the perfec teenage girl. Like Giggles or Petunia. And the saddest thing was that Flaky knew her mom felt that way. She knew her mom would rather a different daughter but she still loved Flaky to much to be anything but the mother she needed.

Flaky wanted to do Dance... That took Flippy by surprise. He never knew that Flaky of all people would want to take something like that. Maybe he had underestimated her; she probably wasn't all that clumsy, but still ditzy enough to do dance. He noticed that she was blushing and gave a small laugh. "You don't have to be so nervous, you know. I don't bite." He reassured her, giving her a smile almost identical to the ones he would give Splendid. He wanted her to be free to open up to him, even after all he had done. He wanted her to see this as a sincere apology. He just wanted...to be her friend.

((How was your time with your family?))

 

Flaky looked up at him, giving a weak laugh at his comment. She was glad he hadn't ridiculed her or made fun of how she probably had the inability to do Dance like Giggles or Petunia may have done. He was...He was like and different Flippy. He wasn't the same cruel, unkind, and sadistic Flippy that had dropped her self-esteem to a dangerously low level. He was really being sincere and kidding around with her like and actual friend. Looking at him fully and trying to keep the stutter out of her voice, Flaky respond back, playing with her nails carefully.

 

"I'm sorry, it's just a force of h-habit, y'know?" She could have cursed under her breath for the falter in her words but was glad there had only been one hesitation instead of many like always. "It's not everyday someone...well someone part of your crowd associates the word 'friend' with my group..."

((We had ice cream cake shaped like a bunny. ='D))

 

"Well then, I guess we can change that, can't we?" He suggested, picking up his stuff and neatly tucking the script into his bag. (Practicing was gonna be a royal pain in the arse.) Truthfully, Flippy did like the sound of that, and he wanted to, in a way, defend Flaky. He didn't like to see her being picked on by other people... It made him sick. But let's not go there.

 

The bell rang soon after, dismissing the class and giving Flippy another chance to see Splendid before his next period.

((Oh that sounds goooooood I got a shit ton of candy and a new journal to write down our RP into a story once it's done or like, half-way done ))

 

Flaky blinked, touched by his words and nodded, gathering her things and getting ready to her next class while Flippy left. She had meant to ask him if they'd like to practice their lines at her house tomorrow or something but she figured she could wait till the next day. They were just being friends, she didn't want to rush it by immediately asking him over to her house.

 

~

 

Splendid was like a bullet speeding through the halls to get to the Drama room where he and Flippy had last parted. He was looking forward to seeing him and in talking. He actually had a bit of a request that he was sure his friend would take up to nicely, his emotions eager and about to burst. Finally he saw Flippy and waved like an idiot. However, he found he couldn't stop his running as he slipped on the tile and promptly slammed into Flippy and landing into the wall. Breathing heavily Splendid gave a shaky smile, looking up at Flippy while simultaneously realizing he was dangerously close to his face. Oh firetruck.

 

"A-Ah...hey buddy."

 

((If I disappear I'm eating dinner. I'll text you when I'm done eating ))

Flippy had seen Splendid, but wasn't expecting him to slam him into a wall... Flippy was pushed back with a small 'oomph,' his back roughly slammed against the wall behind them, earning a few confused stares from passerbys. The impact kinda hurt, but he was over it soon after. He gave a breathy laugh (the wind was knocked out of him just before), and he pushed back gently on Splendid's chest to seperate them. "You're eager to see me," he joked, looking up at Splendid due to his height, seeing that he had not meant to do that. Though he wouldn't think Splendid planned that either...

((Guess you found some more steamy ShiftLift pics ;D Well really one steamy and the others kinda' inquiring but yeah ))

 

Splendid blush darkly, backing up immediately to get some room between the two of them, sputtering like an idiot. He hadn't intended on that to happen at all. Not saying he didn't like it but--No, stop it! Don't think like that when he's right there!

 

"Sorry, I just slipped I swear! I would never do something like that!" He panicked, flailing his arms about and wearing a frantic look of surprise. He didn't want Flippy to think he had tried pulling a stunt like that on purpose. Though given the fact that they were in public, Splendid would have glomped him when it was just the two of them. Not when they were surrounded by crititical and judgmental students.

((Share?))

 

Flippy, repeating what he had done the other day, pressed a finger to Splendid's lips again, in order to shush him from saying anything else. "I know you wouldn't. But you're making a scene. Let's just go... Okay?" He said in a rather hushed voice, motioning for them to continue on their normal walk to class. When Splendid made that face, he had to stifle a laugh. He acted like he had just killed someone or something... And, to be blunt, it was quite humorous.

((I'll send them to you One at a time so they're not as small and then I'll brb cause I'm watching up. I should be back at around 9:45 to 10:30 give or take depending on when the movie strts. Again, I'll text you when it's over and I've replied.))

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Splendid gave a soft laugh, nodding awkwardly. He didn't mean to overexagerate, it was just instinct. Like an automatic defense mechanism of some sort for him. He couldn't help being overapologetic in terms of Flippy. Splendid was only like that around him because in all honesty, he was afraid one mistake on his behalf would break off their friendship. Of course he knew that wasn't true but he always said sorry and explained himself to Flippy whenever he felt he made the teen feel awkward.

 

As they continued to class, Splendid took a hold if Flippy's wrist gently, giving a nervous smile.

 

"A-Actually, since I have free period next and then Lumch with you, I was wondering if--for once--you would want to skip with me..."