THAT ISN'T KAISO'S PJS LOLOLOLOLOL. (shot)

 

Spoiler tags since it's long.

 

 

I stole this from one of my ff.net friends. She had filled it out with HP, but of course I'm gonna do KH. WOOTWOOT. REPRESENT. (Edit: BTW, I wrote this before I came to KH13... so some parts aren't accurate. )

 

1. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Kingdom Hearts characters.

 

1. Xemnas

2. Vexen

3. Zexion

4. Saix

5. Axel

6. Demyx

7. Luxord

8. Marluxia

9. Larxene

10. Roxas

11. Riku

12. Sora

 

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Demyx/Riku... no. I'm glad I haven't.

 

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

PSHYEAH. <3333 HOT ENOUGH TO MELT THE SUN. ESPECIALLY IN THE 358/2 DAYS MANGA PREVIEW. (drools)

 

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sora got Marluxia pregnant? (busts out laughing) They would have a fugly-ass kid!

 

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?

Larxene... (blushes) Well, I read this one really good Marluxia/Larxene fic where Larxene decides to tie him up, and then - (coughcough) That was a while ago, but I know it was just super good.

 

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

VEXEN/DEMYX, LAWLLLL. POSSIBLY. Ice/Water, you know? Both blond... even though they've never talked... Maybe if it was written SUPER well. But it reminds me of Zemyx with the whole smart guy/clueless guy.

 

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Axel/Larxene or Axel/Roxas? Hmm... ooh, this is tough. Lemme thin- AXEL/ROXAS FTWWWWWWW. LARXEL PALES IN COMPARISON.

 

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Luxord walked in on Vexen and Sora having sex? O_O Why is Sora always having sex with these people? He'd probably just be like, 'Okay... Vexen, remember, we're having drinks at your mini-bar tonight. kthxbai.'

 

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Zexion/Roxas. Ohjeez. OK... 'Roxas couldn't stand it. How he just sat there, motionless except for the occasional turning of a page. How could he be so calm? It infuriated him. 'Hey, why don't you freaking do something for once?!' he finally shouted, causing Number 6 to look up. Silently, he placed a bookmark between the pages and set the book on the coffee table next to him. Roxas swallowed as he saw the title. 'Kama Sutra'. 'Alright, then. I'll do something.' Zexion said with an evil grin, and then pounced on the blond.'

 

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Xemnas/Marluxia. I highly doubt it.

 

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Luxord/Sora. Umm... Luxord is sad because he lost his money gambling... and Sora... comforts him? o_o;

 

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Saix to de-flower Xemnas. (busts out laughing) THERE'S SO MANYYYY. Saix goes into Xemnas' room on a night when he knows it's a full moon, and proceeds in going all berserk and raping him.

 

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Luxord slash... No one does, and it's all crack anyways. ._.

 

13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Zexion... who would he be with? Larxene, Namine, or Kairi? Wtf. No.

 

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Riku... no one really writes/draws KH except me.

 

15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Vexen/Saix/Axel. I pray not. The Saix/Axel would be alright, but throwing Vexen in... (shudder)

 

16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Roxas... (smirks and laughs insanely) Make up something yourself.

 

17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Marluxia. Something about roses. Or flowers. IDK.

 

18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Xemnas/Demyx/Sora. Um, pedophilia... possible sadism (for Xemnas)... I DUNNO. D:

 

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Roxas to Vexen. Oh, lord. "Hey. Want me to lick your popsicle? I'll heat it up for you."

 

20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Axel. LAST NIGHT, LAWL. Well, it had Roxas, too...

 

21) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Demyx... umm... probably to get firetrucked with an instrument, lord knows.

 

22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Riku and Larxene... Um, no, just because she abused his Replica. SUPERSUPERSUPER DRUNK.

 

23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Zexion/Luxord. (gigglesnort) Luxord, probably.

 

24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

 

Xemnas and Larxene (oh, God. TOO MUCH SADISM.) are in a happy relationship until Larxene suddenly runs off with Saix. (o_o Ew.) Xemnas, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Riku (well, some people support Evil!Ansem/Riku, why not his Nobody/Riku?) and a brief unhappy affair with Sora (BWAHAHAHAHA.), then follows the wise advice of Axel (WISE ADVICE - ALWAYS USE LUBE.) and finds true love with Zexion. OKAY, WTF. I'd give it the title of Bookends, because that could be like, 'In the beginning, Xemnas' book was unhappy, but then it... ended... and was good...' IDK. I'd make everyone read it. Mara should write it, lawl.

 

25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Luxord/Marluxia... umm... I'd be weirded out. What chemistry is there?!

LOL! I love it!/shot

LOL! I love it!/shot

 

I kinda feel like re-doing it with different charries...

1. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Kingdom Hearts characters.

 

1. Roxas

2. Axel

3. Riku

4. Kairi

5. Demyx

6. Marluxia

7. Sora

8. Saix

9. Terra

10. Ven

11. Aqua

12. Xigbar

 

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Marluxia/Aqua? LOLNO.

 

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kairi. Mm... smoking. XDDD

 

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

XIGBAR GETTING SAIX PREGGO?! LMAOLMAO! LMAAAAAAO!!!

 

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?

Terra? One... it was horrible.

 

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Axel and Marluxia? Yes, sure. They're both sexy flamboyant boys.

 

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Demyx/Terra or Demyx/Ven - DEMYX/VEN because Ven looks like Roxas and Roxas is hot with anyone.

 

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sora walks in on Xigbar and Axel having sex... then Sora's brain explodes. Mine would too. o.o

 

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Riku/Ven. Okay. Riku has always thought Roxas was smexerific... but Roxas ran off with Axel and therefore left Riku all awone. But he happens to see him on the street so he goes up to say hi, and low and behold - it's not Roxas. It's just someone who looks FREAKISHLY like him. SO they fall in love. The end.

 

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Roxas/Saix? LOLNO!

 

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Sora/Xigbar. ER. UM. "Don't Shoot Your Eye Out" -shot-

 

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

KAIRI DE-FLOWERS ROXAS?! LMAOLMAO! UM. Well. She would have a sex toy. And they would have to be drunk. And Roxas would think she was Axel because of her red hair and how wasted he is.

 

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Sora? Of course.

 

13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Riku? Ah... sometimes.

 

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Aqua? OUI.

 

15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Axel/Kairi/Demyx... LOL. SHOULD I EVEN SAY MORE?

 

16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Ven? Lol. No idea.

 

17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Saix! "Can't Fight The Moonlight!" IN THE DEEP! IN THE DARK! YOU'LL SURRENDER YOUR HEART! CUZ YOU KNOW! CUZ YOU KNOW THAT YOU - CAN'T FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT NOOOOOO!

 

18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Roxas/Marly/Xigbar - RAEP.

 

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Ven to... Axel. "We can just skip the pick up line because I look JUST LIKE him." (:

 

20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Demyx. Uh... a while ago.

 

21) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Marluxia... he likes to use roses as sex toys.

 

22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Terra and Aqua. Yes. Sober.

 

23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Riku/Sora. PERFECT! RIKU FTW!

 

I stopped after 23.

I'm gonna do thius sometime tonight

RE-DOING BECAUSE IT'S FUN. 8D NO NOT KAISO YOU SILLY GEESE I MEANT THE PAIRING LIST. (shotshotshot)

 

1. Axel

2. Roxas

3. Saix

4. Xemnas

5. Marluxia

6. Larxene

7. Luxord

8. Xigbar

9. Vexen

10. Riku

11. Sora

12. Ven

 

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Larxene/Sora... o_o No, I haven't. But it sounds hot! Basically Larxene/Roxas... owo <3333

 

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Xemnas... his name says it all. MANSEX/SEXMAN. HE IS SEX ON WHEELS.

 

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Ven got Xigbar preggerz... LMAO THIS SO WORKS SINCE XIGBAR

SAW XION AS VEN IN DAYS

LOLOLOL.

 

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?

Vexen... uh... Never read any. FO SHAME. >A<

 

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Roxas/Larxene. I FREAKING LOVE THIS PAIRING. <333 Yeah, Roxas would be like, 'Mommy! :D' and Larxene would be like, 'O_O WTF?!' <333

 

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Marluxia/Vexen or Marluxia/Riku... MARVEX FO SHIZ. <3

 

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Luxord (huh, he was 7 last time LOL, I typo'd 'night'.) walks in on Roxas and Ven having sex... If it was Axel, it'd be like that one scene in Austin Powers 3 where he's all like 'O__________O (GASP) TW-TWINZ...' but Luxord would probably be like, 'Oh, shit, another Roxas clone... VEXENNNN! STOP CLONING CHILDREN!'

 

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Saix/Riku. o_o WTF. Um... Riku finds a wolf in the forest, and it's hurt... And, um, he cares for it... but turns out it's Saix the werewolf... o_o Smex ensues. (shot)

 

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Axel/Xigbar. If there is, I want some of the crack that person is on.

 

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Luxord/Ven... 'Strip Poker'! IT'S LIKE LUXORD/ROXAS.

 

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Xemnas de-flower Axel? LMAO, well, Rose /did/ send me that Evil!Ansem/Axel pic... 8D Uh... well... ._. Axel wants a heart really badly, and Xemnas tries to show him what 'real happiness' is... IDK!! >A<

 

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Luxord slash... CELLA LIKES LUXORD/ROXAS. 8D AND WHO CAN'T RESIST LUXORD/XIGBAR?!

 

13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Saix het... o_o The only one you could pair with Saix might be Kairi... since he locked her up and all...

 

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Sora. Pshyeah.

 

15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Roxas/Xemnas/Marluxia... o_o Um, they would, but only as crack.

 

16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Riku... Probably Sora's name.

 

17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Xigbar... well, if it was a Xigbar/Larxene fanfic, I'd SO use Bullseye by Aly&AJ. LMAO. (shot)

 

18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Axel/Larxene/Ven. That sounds AMAZING. (shotshotshot) Um... sadism/pedophilia/implied... twincestbetweenVenandRoxas? o_O IDK.

 

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Riku to Roxas... Uh... "You're basically Sora. Let's firetruck."

 

20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Marluxia... a while ago. It was Marluxia/Namine. (shot)

 

21) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Larxene... it's not too secret, now is it? SADISM, BAYBEH.

 

22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Sora/Vexen... LMAOLMAOLMAO. XDDDD NO. BUT MAYBE UBERUBERUBERUBERDRUNK. "H-hey... (hic) wa-wanna see my Keyblade?" (shot)

 

23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Saix/Luxord... o_o Um. Saix.

 

24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

 

Axel and Vexen (wtf... Axel KILLED HIM! ) are in a happy relationship until Vexen suddenly runs off with Xemnas (WTFBBQ?! O_O). Axel, broken-hearted (or lack thereof), has a hot one-night stand with Sora ("You're just like Roxas, but worse!") and a brief unhappy affair with Ven ("You may look identical, but you're just not the same as my Roxas!"), the follows the advice of Marluxia ("USE A CONDOM!") and finds true love with Saix. YAY AXEL/SAIX. owo I would name it, "Moon&Sun". Just because... Axel/Saix. I'D MAKE EVERYONE READ IT. owo Um... Rose. She could make it work.

 

25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Luxord/Xigbar... BUT IT /IS/ CANO- (shot)

MATTY! MATTY! LOLOLOL! "If it was Axel, it'd be like that one scene in Austin Powers 3 where he's all like 'O__________O (GASP) TW-TWINZ...' but Luxord would probably be like, 'Oh, shit, another Roxas clone... VEXENNNN! STOP CLONING CHILDREN!'"

 

LOLOLOL! YOU MADE ME DIE JUST NOW!

MATTY! MATTY! LOLOLOL! "If it was Axel, it'd be like that one scene in Austin Powers 3 where he's all like 'O__________O (GASP) TW-TWINZ...' but Luxord would probably be like, 'Oh, shit, another Roxas clone... VEXENNNN! STOP CLONING CHILDREN!'"

 

LOLOLOL! YOU MADE ME DIE JUST NOW!

 

You're... welcome? I love Austin Powers, and that scene immediately came to mind... OH GOD. XDDD (imagines) Roxas would be Fook Mi, Ven would be Fook Yu... ohgod. XDDDD

 

And srsly. Vexen needs to stop doing that! O_O Poor Repliku... What if Vexen is god, and we're all just the clones of people who've died...? ._.

I'm gonna do it even though I'm not an author used my fav characters 1 being my fav and 12 being my least fav

1. Xemnas

2. Saix

3. Ansem seeker of Darkness

4. Young Xehanort

5. Zexion

6. Riku

7. Marluxia

8. Namine

9. Xigbar

10. Roxas

11. Master xehanort

12. Sora

 

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Ummm..... Riku x Master Xehanort umm not that I recall

 

rotfl at that pairing

 

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Young xehanort lol in a way he is

 

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sora got Namine pregnant lol not exactly impossible if it was chain of memories no one would think much of it except maybe roxas and kairi

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?

Xigbar No not really as a main character

 

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Saix and Riku no not really

 

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Zexion x xigbar or Zexion x roxas umm got to say Zexion x roxas sounds better Zexion x xigbar sounds perverted lol huge age difference lol

 

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Marluxia walked in on Saïx and Sora having sex umm he would probably join in

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Ansem seeker of darkness x Roxas? I don't know Ansem can't have sora or riku so he goes for third best what happens when he falls for Sora's nobody read to find out.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Xemnas x namine umm not really ive only read one fix like that

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Marluxia x Sora "Flowers of Light" since flowers are comforting and light can hurt you

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Young xehanort x xemnas ummm they are basically the same person lol

Young xehanort falls for his older selfs nobody yet the nobody can not return the feelings can Young Xehanort get xemnas a heart to love him with who knows read to find out.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Marluxia no not that I know of

13)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Ansem seeker of darkness umm actually yes on deviant art I know a Ansem x Guardian fan lol

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Master xehanort if they do I don't know about it

15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Saix/ young xehanort/ Zexion umm no but it's a possibility

16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Roxas lol I pair him with Axel so probably just Axel

 

17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Namine hmm See you again by Miley Cyrus although more suiting for kairi Sora promises to say thank you the next time he see her this happens in recoded

18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Xemnas x riku x sora hmm odd lol it would be right if Xemnas wasn't in there warning OOC xemnas, lemon, and fluff I don't know lol

 

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Roxas and Saïx umm "hey Saïx I can see your full moon I want to gaze at it all night "

 

oh my that would be awesome lol

 

20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Zexion umm a few weeks ago I forgot the title but Zexion was super drunk and had sex with xemnas as a result it was a good fix

21) What is Six's super-secret kink?.

Riku probably likes to be topped in secret lol as I pair him with ansem seeker of darkness or sora

22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Would master xehanort shag xigbar

Umm maybe if he was bored as they are master and servant probably drunk

23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Ansem seeker of darkness and marluxia that could either way as the both tend to be send but as I have read a xemnas version I'd say ansem would top

24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

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"Xemnas and Xigbar are in a happy relationship until Xigbar suddenly runs off with Young xehanort(that's practically the same person xigbar, what are you thinking). Xemnas, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with master Xehanort (what with himself lol)and a brief unhappy affair with Sora(well no wonder they are enemies you know), then follows the wise advice of Zexion(well i do consider him wise as hes a book worm)and finds true love with Ansem Seeker of Darkness(wow xemnas likes himself alot lol)

the title would be darkness of Nothing's heart

Hmm I don't know three of my friends who would like it

I'm gonna mention another friend lol Lerato from devianrart should right it.

 

is it odd i really want to read a story like this?

 

25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Marluxia x namine I'd be like what

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