Why is it that every user except Daniel, Aaron, Nathan and Me (times 2), has not visited since the 30th of November? This can't just be a coincidence.

Do you mean September? The other users simply haven't visited because we don't have many, and the few that we do have do not really care that much about visiting.

But how come they have all last visited on the exact same date?

Oh, it's because I logged into each account once to post "Start doing jokes again." in your thread.

That makes sense. You are an identity thief.