First things first: This is not what I wrote. Just something I found on another website. I just wanted to share it with you. It's funny...[/b]

Scene 1

 

Vivi was pushed by a few people, first by a group, then by Puck. Vivi then pulls out a cell phone.

 

"CUT! Vivi, what are you doing?" said the director.

 

"Isn't it obvious? I'm calling my friends for backup. There's Roxas, Hayner, Pence, Olette, Seifer, Fuu, and Rai." said Vivi.

 

"First off, those characters weren't even created yet." said the director.

 

"Oh, that's right. Seifer, Fuu, and Rai, then." Vivi said.

 

"Seifer, Fuu, and Rai were created 100 years before you." said the director.

 

"Rats." Vivi said.

 

"Second, you don't obtain friends till later. Let's do the scene over again, folks." the director said.

 

Scene 2

 

As Vivi approached the ticket counter, a dog like person looked down at him.

 

"Can I help you, son?" he asked.

 

Vivi was then given the choice of "Show ticket, Tell me about Alexandria, and Who are all the nobles." He chose Show Ticket, and he showed him the ticket.

 

"What's this? There's something pecular about this ticket..." said the dog as he examined it. "This is another fake! I've seen so many today!"

 

"Well, could I pay for another ticket, a real one?" said Vivi as he pulled out some money.

 

"What the heck is this!" the dog person yelled.

 

"100 gil?" Vivi said.

 

"THE SHOW IS 30 GIL! GET LOST BEFORE I KICK..."

 

"CUT!" the director yelled.

 

Scene 3

 

It was the little jump rope mini-game that Vivi played with the girls.

 

As he was about to do the 105th jump, the girl pushed him!

 

"HEY!" yelled Vivi. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"

 

"I am sick of giving you prizes!" yelled the girl.

 

"CUT!" the director yelled.

 

(I will repeat. I do not own this. [/b])

Scene 1

 

When Zidane (in Pluto uniform) gets on and talks to Garnet, Blank comes up.

 

"Hey, Zidane, what's going on?" Blank yelled.

 

"I..." Garnet in the white hood said, before starting to run. "I gotta go!"

 

As she runs, she pushes past Zidane, and...

 

"Oh, ouch, ouch, oh, oh, ouch, oh, ouch ,oh, oh, ouch ouch ouch..."

 

Zidane accidently fell down the stairs. This continued for a very long time (so long, in fact, that Blank and the director were watching with moon eyes) until everyone heard a groan from Zidane.

 

"CUT! Get the bandages." the director said.

 

Scene 2

 

When Zorn and Thorn were going upstairs to warn the queen, Thorn was turning toward a door.

 

"That's not the right way!" said Zorn.

 

"Not the right way, I know." said Thorn.

 

"Do you really know?" Zorn asked.

 

"Know I really do!"

 

"I wonder sometimes."

 

"The time to wander is not... oops."

 

"CUT! Thorn, it's wonder. Nobody wandered." the director said.

 

"Well, one time I did. Wandered out of the castle, I did, then wondered how to get back home, I did. So say I done both, you can." Thorn said.

 

"You've done both, but that's not the point. The point is that wonder and wander are homonyms."

 

"Ate some hominy once, I did, and you know what? Tasted like corn, it did."

 

"That's what it's made of. Hominy is corn."

 

"Then, call it hominy, why do they?"

 

"Because it comes in a can. Everyone knows hominy means 'corn in a can'."

 

"Corn on the cob, what about?"

 

"Corn on the cob is not in a can. If it were, it would be called 'hominy on a cob in a can'."

 

"Tuna fish, what about? Comes in a can, that does."

 

"Exactly, and Zorn, could you talk to him? I think my mind is going bananas."

 

"No problem." said Zorn as he turned to Thorn. "Where were you going?"

 

"The Queen's bedroom, I am going to." Thorn said.

 

"The Queen's bedroom?"

 

"I like her sheets, if you must know!"

 

"Ewwww." said Dagger, watching from the set.

 

"CUT, CUT, CUT!" Director yelled.

 

Scene 3

 

As Queen Brahne is giving orders to save Garnet.

 

"Beatrix! And you... um... Rusty!" Queen Brahne yelled.

 

"RUSTY?" said Steiner. "With all due respect, your Majesty, my suit is not rusty!"

 

Then Brahne pulled out a water gun out of nowhere and shoots it at Steiner. His armor then went brown, as his movement slowened.

 

"Oh, thanks a lot!" said Steiner, mad.

 

Brahne just chuckled.

 

"CUT! Somebody get the sandpaper!" the director yelled.

 

Scene 4

 

As the play was in the Marcus capturing scene.

 

"When yon bell strikes 3..." said Leo, as he tries to hear the bell. Instead, a lion roared.

 

"I said, 'when yon bell strikes 3...'." said Leo again. This time a donkey hee-hawed.

 

"I said..." said Leo as he tries to say his line, instead, he heard monkey chatters.

 

Then Leo got mad, and tried yelling. He went crazy and then yelled, "And I have never been so humiliated in all my life!"

 

"Cut! What's wrong with our sound effects crew?" said the director. "Sound effects person!"

 

Then Odie, from the Garfield comic strips, came out with broken tapes surronded him.

 

"Odie, you're fired!" The director yelled.

 

Odie sighed and walked off.

 

"Next!" said the director.

(oops double post again. I do that way too much. -_-)

HA 1st post was really funny with Vivi

I know!! I love the phone one...

I also liked the movie ticket

I also liked the movie ticket

 

Haha me too. Only, it wasn't a movie ticket. It was some kind of ticket to get into the castle. LOL I love those.