(Note, unless you've been in the RP in this that I'm writing this from, or at least read a large bit of it, you're not really gonna understand)
(The use of all characters[With permit or not]is allowed under the satire parody clause and I am allowed to have full control of this as it is a parody of the original work. If a player of the RP, however, would not like to be in future post's, I will head their wish, that is, if there are any future post's anyway.)
(Don't kill me MDS, I just wanted to be funnyyyyyyy)
(We open to an empty Seattle, the city is amidst with... well.. mist, the only lights on are coming from the Space Needle, which is all lit up and filled with camera's. A view of Veridyan's face from the outside is slowly zoomed in on, and then we transfer into the building, but now the building is empty.)
Pre-Recorded voice: And now, it's time... For Dancing With the St-*Recording is heard making fuzz-sounds as the machine is bashed repeatedly* Live from Seattle, we have Silence and Dust!*Record scratch plays as the DJ starts pouring out a funky beat*
Veridyan: Welcome to the show! Well, folks! Time to explain what we doin' here!
Elaryse: We're here to catch die-hard fans of the RP Echoes and Ash up to the cast and crew after this season's shocking reveal.
Rytt: But firrrst. We gotta explain the hole thing to the noobs of the series!
Veridyan: That's my line, ya doof!
Rytt: Hey, we're not in-character right now, you don't have to act like the hyperactive one!
Veridyan: Hey! I can be hyperactive and as weeaboo like as you!
Rytt: W-w-WEEABOO? YOU DAFT BAS-
*Rytt begins to beat Veridyan up and Veridyan bites Rytt, fight turns into all-out brawl
*Elaryse closes big red curtains and stands in front of them with a big anime sweat-drop*
Elaryse: As these idiots argue... I'll get to explaining... Ya see-
Rytt: And this one's for your mom! *Loud thump is heard, curtain opens to Veridyan being KO'd and Rytt standing over him triumphantly*
Elaryse: Dammit Rytt! I told you, no killing Veridyan today!
Y-yeah... He kinda needs to be... ya know... alive for the next season...
Rytt: Crona, you don't even own us! Why are you doing the talkshow anyway?
Because I own all the cameras necessary.
Rytt: MDS should film this!
Want me to play the tape?
Rytt: What tape?
The one where you were trying to-
Rytt: No no no no no no no no no-
SHAKABALOOY!
Rytt(In tux, holding a yellow rose in his hands, approaches Seraphim shakily): S-S-S-Se--*Is punched in the face and falls unconscious*
Seraphim: No. Now stop flowing me around, ya creep.
(Tape ends)
Rytt(On floor, rocking back and forth): I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Elaryse: Great, you broke Rytt again. Dammit, maybe Rytt is ri-
I have one on you as well.
Elaryse: No, No you don-
Rooooollll taaaaape!
Elaryse is in a back hall, talking with Rodin, Alex, and Ferro
Rodin: nice work today, if I must say.
Alex: You did well, why are you just in this role and not in a movie or somethin'?
Elaryse: Thanks, you both did really good out there, too! I was watching your tape when they were editing, it was really well done. It's sad that they writ Ferro off so early, though.
Alex: Now all I have left for a partner is Derik... Welp.
Elaryse: I read over his bio in full for this case, your in good hands.
Rodin: you think so? We really don't talk with him outside of shoots, and he play's the jerk-role so well that you can;t really imagine him as anything else...
Elaryse: Well, he's a bit of a handful at times, bu-
(Derik walks into the hall)
Derik: Dear, what's fo- Oh shi-
Tape cuts off
(Elaryse and Derik are now sitting on a rug, rocking in the same matter as Rytt)
Welp. I broke three cast members in the first(and maybe only) shoot. Damn.
(Crona actually walks in, Ragnarok laughs at the damage he caused)
Ragnarok! What did I say about breaking people during the shoot?
Pfft. I don't take order-
(Ragnarok is hit with a book)
Maka taught me the Maka Chop!
Ow...
Anyway, on with the show!
(Ferro appears on stage and drags all the unconscious away)
Rodin: Well, now that unlikely ship is out of the bag, we can start! Okay, so first of all, we're all from an RP called Echoes and Ash; if you like to RP, come see about joining in. Sign-ups always open because MDS is a boss! Anyway, 'ol bossman MDS is handling the RP, and Crona asked us all to do a one-shot that may turn into a full series if it dose well, and naturally, we said no. But then Ragnarok threatened to eat our souls and we agreed! So now we're caught up here, let's catch you up on the story!
*Rodin runs off-screen, wheel's a 50-inch plasma flat-screen into the room and presses the play button on the remote, the TV fizzles then explodes and KO'd Rodin*
There's another one dead... Oh, well. Nexxxxxxt!
Seraphim: Since Rodin's out cold, and the TV's busted, I'm your announcer until Crona wants to-
*Seraphim catches on fire and rolls around for a moment, sprinklers come on and she is put out*
Ahem.
Darn it, Ragnarok, did you try to cook her alive again?
...Yes.
Dammit, we gotta have a talk about your diet! Anyway, Sera?
Seraphim: Thank you for putting the fire sprinklers in, like I requested. Anyway, I'm fine bu-
(A bus runs her over)
What the...? We can't even fit a bus in here! It's the freakin' Space Needle!
Ha ha! Another one bites the dust thanks to my improbability device!
This isn't BGO, we don't even have those.
Pffft. Fine.
Ferro: Okay... So now I'm in-charge. So, may I?
Sure!
Ferro: Roll clip!
(Small cutscenes from the show, like the moment Derik figures out that they first awoke in a digital world, Ferro blowing Henko's face off with the D-Ppenage, a form of a Portal Device that has adverse affects on living things, Seraphim hacking into things, the armoring sequences of each character, the quick fight between Derik and Henko, The weapon-cashe explosion from a few episodes ago, the ships, the first encounters with Darius, a SA, or Sentient Artificials, or basically robots, which Elaryse, Rytt, and Veridyan in the story are as well, et-cetera.)
Ferro: And now you're caught up! But Crona is tired, so he cut the script off at here... Insert Ferro being crushed by a 200-pound wrecking ball as Miley Cyrus plays in the background because of too much of her being on the radio? What th-
*Ferro is crushed with all the details in said post*
(Note, unless you've been in the RP in this that I'm writing this from, or at least read a large bit of it, you're not really gonna understand)
(The use of all characters[With permit or not]is allowed under the satire parody clause and I am allowed to have full control of this as it is a parody of the original work. If a player of the RP, however, would not like to be in future post's, I will head their wish, that is, if there are any future post's anyway.)
(Don't kill me MDS, I just wanted to be funnyyyyyyy)
(We open to an empty Seattle, the city is amidst with... well.. mist, the only lights on are coming from the Space Needle, which is all lit up and filled with camera's. A view of Veridyan's face from the outside is slowly zoomed in on, and then we transfer into the building, but now the building is empty.)
Pre-Recorded voice: And now, it's time... For Dancing With the St-*Recording is heard making fuzz-sounds as the machine is bashed repeatedly* Live from Seattle, we have Silence and Dust!*Record scratch plays as the DJ starts pouring out a funky beat*
Veridyan: Welcome to the show! Well, folks! Time to explain what we doin' here!
Elaryse: We're here to catch die-hard fans of the RP Echoes and Ash up to the cast and crew after this season's shocking reveal.
Rytt: But firrrst. We gotta explain the hole thing to the noobs of the series!
Veridyan: That's my line, ya doof!
Rytt: Hey, we're not in-character right now, you don't have to act like the hyperactive one!
Veridyan: Hey! I can be hyperactive and as weeaboo like as you!
Rytt: W-w-WEEABOO? YOU DAFT BAS-
*Rytt begins to beat Veridyan up and Veridyan bites Rytt, fight turns into all-out brawl
*Elaryse closes big red curtains and stands in front of them with a big anime sweat-drop*
Elaryse: As these idiots argue... I'll get to explaining... Ya see-
Rytt: And this one's for your mom! *Loud thump is heard, curtain opens to Veridyan being KO'd and Rytt standing over him triumphantly*
Elaryse: Dammit Rytt! I told you, no killing Veridyan today!
Y-yeah... He kinda needs to be... ya know... alive for the next season...
Rytt: Crona, you don't even own us! Why are you doing the talkshow anyway?
Because I own all the cameras necessary.
Rytt: MDS should film this!
Want me to play the tape?
Rytt: What tape?
The one where you were trying to-
Rytt: No no no no no no no no no-
SHAKABALOOY!
Rytt(In tux, holding a yellow rose in his hands, approaches Seraphim shakily): S-S-S-Se--*Is punched in the face and falls unconscious*
Seraphim: No. Now stop flowing me around, ya creep.
(Tape ends)
Rytt(On floor, rocking back and forth): I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Elaryse: Great, you broke Rytt again. Dammit, maybe Rytt is ri-
I have one on you as well.
Elaryse: No, No you don-
Rooooollll taaaaape!
Elaryse is in a back hall, talking with Rodin, Alex, and Ferro
Rodin: nice work today, if I must say.
Alex: You did well, why are you just in this role and not in a movie or somethin'?
Elaryse: Thanks, you both did really good out there, too! I was watching your tape when they were editing, it was really well done. It's sad that they writ Ferro off so early, though.
Alex: Now all I have left for a partner is Derik... Welp.
Elaryse: I read over his bio in full for this case, your in good hands.
Rodin: you think so? We really don't talk with him outside of shoots, and he play's the jerk-role so well that you can;t really imagine him as anything else...
Elaryse: Well, he's a bit of a handful at times, bu-
(Derik walks into the hall)
Derik: Dear, what's fo- Oh shi-
Tape cuts off
(Elaryse and Derik are now sitting on a rug, rocking in the same matter as Rytt)
Welp. I broke three cast members in the first(and maybe only) shoot. Damn.
(Crona actually walks in, Ragnarok laughs at the damage he caused)
Ragnarok! What did I say about breaking people during the shoot?
Pfft. I don't take order-
(Ragnarok is hit with a book)
Maka taught me the Maka Chop!
Ow...
Anyway, on with the show!
(Ferro appears on stage and drags all the unconscious away)
Rodin: Well, now that unlikely ship is out of the bag, we can start! Okay, so first of all, we're all from an RP called Echoes and Ash; if you like to RP, come see about joining in. Sign-ups always open because MDS is a boss! Anyway, 'ol bossman MDS is handling the RP, and Crona asked us all to do a one-shot that may turn into a full series if it dose well, and naturally, we said no. But then Ragnarok threatened to eat our souls and we agreed! So now we're caught up here, let's catch you up on the story!
*Rodin runs off-screen, wheel's a 50-inch plasma flat-screen into the room and presses the play button on the remote, the TV fizzles then explodes and KO'd Rodin*
There's another one dead... Oh, well. Nexxxxxxt!
Seraphim: Since Rodin's out cold, and the TV's busted, I'm your announcer until Crona wants to-
*Seraphim catches on fire and rolls around for a moment, sprinklers come on and she is put out*
Ahem.
Darn it, Ragnarok, did you try to cook her alive again?
...Yes.
Dammit, we gotta have a talk about your diet! Anyway, Sera?
Seraphim: Thank you for putting the fire sprinklers in, like I requested. Anyway, I'm fine bu-
(A bus runs her over)
What the...? We can't even fit a bus in here! It's the freakin' Space Needle!
Ha ha! Another one bites the dust thanks to my improbability device!
This isn't BGO, we don't even have those.
Pffft. Fine.
Ferro: Okay... So now I'm in-charge. So, may I?
Sure!
Ferro: Roll clip!
(Small cutscenes from the show, like the moment Derik figures out that they first awoke in a digital world, Ferro blowing Henko's face off with the D-Ppenage, a form of a Portal Device that has adverse affects on living things, Seraphim hacking into things, the armoring sequences of each character, the quick fight between Derik and Henko, The weapon-cashe explosion from a few episodes ago, the ships, the first encounters with Darius, a SA, or Sentient Artificials, or basically robots, which Elaryse, Rytt, and Veridyan in the story are as well, et-cetera.)
Ferro: And now you're caught up! But Crona is tired, so he cut the script off at here... Insert Ferro being crushed by a 200-pound wrecking ball as Miley Cyrus plays in the background because of too much of her being on the radio? What th-
*Ferro is crushed with all the details in said post*