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Wow, 10% Off Curtains! (Poem)

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Wow, 10% Off Curtains! (Poem)

 

The carpet looks so bland,

Whoops there goes the cabinet,

No harm done as George already fell,

You can't simply drown a goldfish

 

Jingling keys will not shut up,

Where's a pillow to block out the noise,

Defective headphones won't be much use,

The broken glass is evidence enough

 

Need a tissue to create your tears,

Too bad no sympathy here,

Breaking that promise meant one thing,

The past would stay and leave you behind

 

Ring ring you always call,

Setting it on silent takes care of that,

Foolishly the batteries got left behind,

Meaning the remote is now mine to control.

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Nice poem

Far out, King

Far out, King

Tbh it reminded me of the mandate of heaven for some reason

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Tbh it reminded me of the mandate of heaven for some reason

I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome

I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome

Basically they said they had the right to rule bestowed by heaven 

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Basically they said they had the right to rule bestowed by heaven

I have the right to rule, but it wasn't bestowed by heaven- a certain someone told me I'd make a great God

I have the right to rule, but it wasn't bestowed by heaven- a certain someone told me I'd make a great God

You will make a greater God than I. You are my successor after all

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You will make a greater God than I. You are my successor after all

I'll do my best to not disappoint

I'll do my best to not disappoint

Don't worry you're doing a great job

That was not bad ...

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