The rules r simple!! Just have the randomest posts ever!!!!!

 

I will start

 

JUICYFRUIT!!!!!

"Grandpa? Would you like to take us fishing and tell us life lessons and storys about your childhood?"

"I have a better idea... How 'bout you boys go dig a hole and I'll go get another beer."

"Someone didn't love you enough when you were little did they?"

"Good call..."

Now to Ollie Williams with the weather report!

- How is it Ollie?

> It's raining sideways!!!

-Where is your umbrella Ollie?

> Inside out and two miles away!

 

I lahv you <3

"We need to dig deep get a shovel" says Michael in a basketball game

Everyones face is like 0_o

lol i loved that love that line from the movie, pickles from the sky, now for ur fortine cookie, it says, u go do it like a grasshopper, or u get killed like one

LETS DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says Brandon to Katie. Her face is like this 0_____________________o

I wouldn't be able to live in a world without light!

 

Yes that would be dark

"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS MASTERBATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyones face is like 0_______________________________________o