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If I was a Bond villain! 

 

He has a powerful dish
He charges a million a muffin, 
A baker that's second to none, 
The man with the golden pan. 

 

Baking in some darkened doorway, 

Or crouched on a roof top somewhere, 
In the next kitchen, or this very one 
The man with the golden pan.

 

Food is required whenever he's hired, 

It comes just before the beep 
No-one can top him, no head chef can match him 
For his million dollar skill. 

 

One golden muffin means another satisfied person, 

Has come to a glittering fulfillment
For a price, he'll bake anything
The man with the golden pan.

 

His eye may be on you or me. 

What will he bake? 
We shall see. Oh yeah! 

 

Food is required whenever he's hired, 

It comes just before the beep 
No-one can top him, no head chef can match him 
For his million dollar skill. 

 

One golden muffin means another satisfied person, 

Has come to a glittering fulfillment

If you want to bake a certain food, 
The man with the golden pan 
Will get it done 
He'll bake anything
With his golden pan!

 

 

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If I was a Bond villain! 

 

He has a powerful dish

He charges a million a muffin, 

A baker that's second to none, 

The man with the golden pan. 

 

Baking in some darkened doorway, 

Or crouched on a roof top somewhere, 

In the next kitchen, or this very one 

The man with the golden pan.

 

Food is required whenever he's hired, 

It comes just before the beep 

No-one can top him, no head chef can match him 

For his million dollar skill. 

 

One golden muffin means another satisfied person, 

Has come to a glittering fulfillment

For a price, he'll bake anything

The man with the golden pan.

 

His eye may be on you or me. 

What will he bake? 

We shall see. Oh yeah! 

 

Food is required whenever he's hired, 

It comes just before the beep 

No-one can top him, no head chef can match him 

For his million dollar skill. 

 

One golden muffin means another satisfied person, 

Has come to a glittering fulfillment

If you want to bake a certain food, 

The man with the golden pan 

Will get it done 

He'll bake anything

With his golden pan!

Congratulations, you're going to be on the timeline with flying colors!

 

Blame or thank Soul and Sky for this as they tend to fuel these chains.

  • Author

Congratulations, you're going to be on the timeline with flying colors!Blame or thank Soul and Sky for this as they tend to fuel these chains.

Cool! I was wondering if that'd get me anything!

 

I'm still surprised! (Also, did you like it?)

Cool! I was wondering if that'd get me anything!

 

I'm still surprised! (Also, did you like it?)

It's well crafted! Yours had way more thought put into it than everyone else >.>

  • Author

It's well crafted! Yours had way more thought put into it than everyone else >.>

Thank you! I've been listening to too much James Bond movie openings! 

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