Laynie

"Tough shit," she said softly, crossing her arms again and walking into the bedroom. "Now she'll never come outta there," Haru groaned to himself.

"Yes," she crossed her arms defiantly and turned to the pair on the couch. "And Haru's a dirty stinking fat whore!" she whacked him on the head. "Ow! Dammit, Mimi!"

Haru groaned. "Fine, everyone can sleep here," "Yaaay! Slumber party!" Mimi yelled. "I wanna hit people with pillows!" "No, twerp!" "C'moooon~" "No!" Sakura smiled. "You can come to the shop with me. To be honest, I actually have a lot... I just don't share it for certain reasons..."

"Who the firetruck are you anyway?" Haru asked Skull. "And why're you goin' out with my sister?" "My hair?" she touched the stringy brown mess with her hand. "Um, sure if you'd really like to. I think I might have shampoo in my shop," Sakura smiled.

"Who? Me?" Sakura spun around. "Despite the way I look, I have a few outfits stashed. I think I'll be fine," "I wamma stay here tonight!" Mimi sat on the ground and crossed her arms. (Russell put up that drawing of us. It's pretty sweet)

She looked at her bare feet and smiled. "Well then, you can take me out for dinner tonight. Pick me up at 7:30," she walked right down the stairs, and across the street. Where her shop was. Perfect. "Oooow!" Haru yelled.

Sakura's smile dropped from her face and she looked up at Skull. Her shirt was covered in dirt, with small tears in it. Her skirt had a tear at the bottom that reached up to her knee. Her hair was a bit stringy, and fell in her face, but it was thick enough so that you couldn't tell how dirty it was. In all honesty, she looked like a homeless person. "R-really?"

"Dude, if you're gonna hit on my sister, take it somewhere else!" Haru yelled from the ground. She kicked him in the penis yet again. "Aw, how sweet," she giggled, swinging it between her fingers. "You like Beauport girls or somethin'? Some people prefer 'em y'know," for some odd reason *coughbetterblowjobs*.

"Oh," she took it with ease, as if she trained to, and plucked the torns with her fingernails. "I work at a flower shop, so dethorning roses is easy. Here ya go," she handed it back to him. "Is that all you needed?" she smiled.

"Huh? What'd I do?" Haru blinked a few times. Sakura kicked her brother in the....penis. "So, what's up?" she walked over to Skull. "You look like a bruise, with all that purple," she giggled. Mimi then kicked Haru in the penis as well. And Haru was in a ball on the ground yelling "OW THAT'S MY DICK!"

"No, it's a cool time, dude. It always is. What can I do ya?" "No Haru! You can't firetruck that guy!" Mimi yelled, stomping out of the apartment. "That's not what I meant, twerp!" "You said 'do ya'" "Go home!" "I can't!" "Shut up, both of you!!" Sakura groaned, walking past Skull and onto the balcony. "Jesus firetruckin' christ, enough about penises and ass sex for once!"

"...little stubby? Jesus, I know he's small, but no need to make fun of him like that," he rolled his eyes, still chuckling. Mimi broke free of Mammon's grasp. "But but it's like a baby peepee!" she shouted again.

"Do I need to explain how it worked? I took my-" "Ru-ruhiiii! Stubby's peepee is small!" Mimi screamed at the top of her lungs. Haru burst out laughing and gfell to his knees, trying to catch his breath.

"...I firetrucked him," he said blankly, blinking at the door. "He fell asleep on the couch, and woke up in heat. Whaddya want from me? I'm clean, ask Fernando," Haru assured. Then Mimi decided to look up at Mammon to speak, but she quickly looks away and yells "IT'S SMALL!"

Mimi smacked Kat's hand away and yelled "Shut it, bitch!" Before storming off and hugging Mammon's legs. "He's mine, y'hear!?" she shouted. "Oh shit, she told you," Haru laughed, biting into his apple with a grin.

"My name's Mimi!" she put her hands on her hips. "Why were you hugging my stubby?" she gave the woman a glare. Haru was snickering to himself, because he knew that he owned Mammon in the pants.

"I wanna biiiiite!" "No, Mimi, it's my apple!" "I'll tell brover on you!" "I don't give two shits, gimme my apple!" they chased eachother around the room, screaming and yelling. Like five year olds. Because Ru's soooo mature.

"I don't have a vagina, either! Stop calling me a princess!" Haru flailed. "Shut up, dumb shit!" Mimi snapped. He grumbled to himself and walked into the living room.

"Anover princess? Like who?" "I am not a princess!" Haru protested.

"Brover went for food, he's not home," she still hung onto Mammon. "I guess not," Haru groaned.

She clung to his neck and sobbed "I love you, Stubby". Haru smiled a bit. "I'm just glad she's okay. Fricken' pedos, man. Yeesh,"

"These guys were after her, so I pulled her out of the streets," he explained, still hugging the small girl. "Ru-Ruhi saved me..." she sniffed, wiping her eyes with her wrist.

Haru was currently on his way home. Running home, to be exact, with a little girl known as Mrs. Stubby. She was crying and clutching to his back as he carried her back to the apartment. He slammed the door once he got inside and Mimi's sobs could be heard.

Haru then noticed that they were still on the couch. And it was dirty again. So he scooped Mammon up into his arms, and carried the boy into the bedroom. He tucked him in, and went out to go find food again.

It wasn't exactly 'love' just yet, but Haru recognized the fact that Mammon was more 'human' than other people. So, I'd say they were sex friends so far. "Was'at what your dream was like?"