After 6 years in development, KH3 is finally here. You eagerly anticipate the release day, staying up for the midnight release and then you sprint home on a dog because walking is for suckers. You run, you grab your doritos and you throw that disc like a frisbee into the PS4. You play for days, weeks on end, exploring San Fransokyo, Kingdom Of Corona, Mt Olympus, Radiant Garden, Twilight Town and like 12 other worlds.
You fight many gigantic heartless and nobodies, have a showdown with the SOD in the second 1000 heartless battle in RG. You rescue Aqua, you invade Castle Oblivion like a fearless b*strd and find Ventus, you rescue Roxas, you rescue Terra Sora becomes a monster by the end, flowmotioning off of cliffs and doing 360 noscopes air dives whilst doing keyblade transformations in the middle of the ozone layer and then casting Firaja and blowing up Olympus Coliseum. You've heard countless tales about the times of old when people used to battle for Lux and clash in the epic keyblade war. You've taken them all on, after 15 years of battling Xehanort, Xehanort's cousin, Xehanort's dad, Xehanort's cat's auntie's nobody's heartless cousin who set up an organization to make people do something he could have done himself- you make it to Yen Sid's tower for a meet up with the Guardians Of Light one last time before the climactic war.
Axel and Roxas fight Xemnas, Kairi fights her shadow because she's useless, Riku fights Ansem and gives him a speech about darkness for the 50900505th time, Vanitas fights Ventus again, Aqua fights Terranort to free Terra because of plot, Namine draws in her book, Donald and Goofy fight some Disney villain because they can't do anything else and Sora is just slicing through waves of heartless like a demi God. Lingering Will rises from out the grave and beats the shit out of Xehanort and then the other SOD fight everyone, but Sora starts fighting Xehanort and then fights the Lingering Will and Xehanort is all like 'mwaahahahahahahahahah the x blade is forged now I win'. Xehanort picks up the X-blade, stabs Sora in the chest and Sora explodes into a million pieces, Riku shows up but Braig just shoots him in the back and
Kairi just screams 'SORA KUN' and then collapses. Xehanort laughs, he laughs some more and then laughs again, he stabs Braig and then just kills all his associates. He descends into the air and heads towards Kingdom Hearts, but he realises his grave mistake
"Fk i forgot my wallet".
He takes the elevator back down to get his wallet and then comes back up, he sees the clouds moving out the way and paving a path for his ascension. A holy light shines in his face and he looks down on Donald's dead corpse on a spit fire. On a cloud inside Kingdom Hearts, an unknown figure stands peering over the edge, he picks xehanort up and stabs him with a keyblade.
After 6 years in development, KH3 is finally here. You eagerly anticipate the release day, staying up for the midnight release and then you sprint home on a dog because walking is for suckers. You run, you grab your doritos and you throw that disc like a frisbee into the PS4. You play for days, weeks on end, exploring San Fransokyo, Kingdom Of Corona, Mt Olympus, Radiant Garden, Twilight Town and like 12 other worlds.
You fight many gigantic heartless and nobodies, have a showdown with the SOD in the second 1000 heartless battle in RG. You rescue Aqua, you invade Castle Oblivion like a fearless b*strd and find Ventus, you rescue Roxas,
you rescue TerraSora becomes a monster by the end, flowmotioning off of cliffs and doing 360noscopesair dives whilst doing keyblade transformations in the middle of the ozone layer and then casting Firaja and blowing up Olympus Coliseum. You've heard countless tales about the times of old when people used to battle for Lux and clash in the epic keyblade war. You've taken them all on, after 15 years of battling Xehanort, Xehanort's cousin, Xehanort's dad, Xehanort's cat's auntie's nobody's heartless cousin who set up an organization to make people do something he could have done himself- you make it to Yen Sid's tower for a meet up with the Guardians Of Light one last time before the climactic war.Axel and Roxas fight Xemnas, Kairi fights her shadow because she's useless, Riku fights Ansem and gives him a speech about darkness for the 50900505th time, Vanitas fights Ventus again, Aqua fights Terranort to free Terra because of plot, Namine draws in her book, Donald and Goofy fight some Disney villain because they can't do anything else and Sora is just slicing through waves of heartless like a demi God. Lingering Will rises from out the grave and beats the shit out of Xehanort and then the other SOD fight everyone, but Sora starts fighting Xehanort and then fights the Lingering Will and Xehanort is all like 'mwaahahahahahahahahah the x blade is forged now I win'. Xehanort picks up the X-blade, stabs Sora in the chest and Sora explodes into a million pieces, Riku shows up but Braig just shoots him in the back and
Kairi just screams 'SORA KUN' and then collapses. Xehanort laughs, he laughs some more and then laughs again, he stabs Braig and then just kills all his associates. He descends into the air and heads towards Kingdom Hearts, but he realises his grave mistake
"Fk i forgot my wallet".
He takes the elevator back down to get his wallet and then comes back up, he sees the clouds moving out the way and paving a path for his ascension. A holy light shines in his face and he looks down on Donald's dead corpse on a spit fire. On a cloud inside Kingdom Hearts, an unknown figure stands peering over the edge, he picks xehanort up and stabs him with a keyblade.
"Wow that was easy"-Ray Chase voice