K GAIZ. THIS ROLEPLAY ISH INVITE ONLAY. IF U WISH TO BE PART OF DIS, DEN COME PREPARED AND SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE. THANK YOU AND GOODNITE.

 

"Hey. Hey Roxas. Roxas. Hey. Hey Roxas. Hey. Wake up Roxas. Hey Roxas, wake u- BUT I WASN'T ASLEEP."

The blond haired boy jerked away from his look alike, slightly stunned. The other one rubbed his eyes, obviously annoyed by his armored friend. Ventus was his name, and he had been only somewhat alike the boy. He didn

(LolVanitaswithoutmaskwhut?)

"They see me rolling... they hatin... cause they know that I'm black and dirty!" sung Sora as he swerved left and right with the gummi ship. Vanitas shook his head in disapproval of his brothers shenanigans.

"Drive in a straight line, Sora." He commanded. His yellow eyes staring at Ventus from the other side of the cabin.

The ship suddenly dropped altitude, nosediving towards the ground at a high speed before abruptly stopping, casuing all the passengers to hit the ceiling.

"WASN'T DAT FUN GAIZ?" Sora screamed, trying to say something else, but only came out with inchoherent gibberish.

 

Vanitas looked in the nearest mirror to make sure the ceiling hadn't dented his hair.

Master Xehanort walks into the entrance of Disney World, and peers at all of the magnificent attractions. "Behold..These life-filled rides are full of power, united with the hearts of adults and children all around. On this prosperous soil, fans of Goofy and fans of Donald clashed in combat, as a great Disney War raged."

 

He squints his eyes and sees the Disney Castle, far off into the distance. He wants to walk to it, but it looks like it is 100 miles away. "This world...is just too big."

Roxas had known what was coming, and he covered his head with his hands. It had been a horrible idea though, as his hands got crushed instead of his much harder head.

"Ow ow ow owwww~" He whined, the nobodies voice sounding like some sort of melody.

After crashing into the roof and landing on top of each other, Ventus and Roxas were more or less pissed off at what Sora just did. Ventus groaned, paused, then spoke more of his 'wisdom'.

"Hey Roxas...?"

"Yea?"

"Do you ever wonder why we don't phase into each other? You know what those theories say..."

"What? We're our own people though... what theories have you been listening to?"

Ventus stayed quite, zipped his lips, and threw out the key.

"Yeah, I thought you would." Roxas mumbled, satisfied that Ven was finally shutting up. Well, now he wanted cotton candy. He really wanted cotton candy.

So bad that-

"Soooorraaaa, I want cotton candy.... lets get out of the ship already!"

 

"Stupid fangirls..." Ven muttered angrily to himself, making sure that Roxas was out of earshot.

Master Xehanort finds himself in the middle of a riot in the line of "Space Mountain". The ride was closed for the day, and people did not like this idea at all. They begin to try to beat up the employees with random weapons stolen from the giftshops. Security tries to roll in and tazer them all, but Master Xehanort waves them down. "Craziness cannot be controlled! It can only be channeled!". One of the guards ignore Master Xehanort and decides to tazer a child participating in the riot. The child falls to the ground, and his parents run towards the guard and kick his ass. Master Xehanort scoffs. "See how powerless you are to save them? Savor their rage and despair, and let them in the freakin ride!". The guards look at each other and shrug, and the open the ride up.

 

An old man fails to realize that the ride is open now, and he still riots. Master Xehanort sighs and says, "Still so blind. Then I will make you see!", and slashes him with his Keyblade.

"M-Master Xehanort..." A mysterious voice asked from behind the ancient man.

It had to have been none other than... *Gasp* TERRA */gasp*

The young man had his keyblade out, stained with blood from previous victims he has 'accidentally' killed because of the darkness raging in his heart. Note that it was actually an accident, because he didn't really want to do it. It just made him do it.

"Master... Master.... It was... MASTER DARKNESS MASTER, THE DARKNESSSSSSSSSSUUUUHHHHHHHHhhhhh!" Terra yelled, getting the attention of a few passers who ran past him quickly and quietly.

"It has overtaken me! WHAT WILL I DOOOOOOOOuuhhh! This is in no way my fault! I blame Disney! Lets sue them together! That duck was provoking me I swear!" He continuously complained on and on to his master, who didn't seem to be listening exactly.

He calmed down for a second to look over his shoulder. "Lets make sure He isn't coming... he ruins everything..."

Master Xehanort turns around and smirks as he sees Terra in a state of despair. "Let all that anger out my boy. Give your heart over to darkness!". He then proceeds to walk into a gift shop, where he spots two Kingdom Keys sitting perpendicular to each other, creating an "X". "?"... A most ancient letter. Some say "kye," but the meaning is the same. Death... A letter that spells endings." Master Xehanort walks over and grabs both of the Keyblades. "Countless Kingdom Hearts fans gave up their lives, all in search of one, ultimate key. And it will soon belong to me... ?-blade."

"But why? Help me understand, Master Xehanort. What is it that I have failed to learn? What is it with the fangirls?" Terra asked, eyeing his master and his and his new house keys. "Death... like those kids back there?" Terra asked, pointing to a rather bloody sight. "I think that

"What a sight. Why do you trouble yourself with remorse, Master Terra?". Xehanort says as he sends a ball of darkness flying at the guard. He then takes one more look at the Keyblades, and raises them both up and crosses them. The Keyblades "merge", and the X-Blade appears in Master Xehanort's hands. "The X-Blade has been forged!", he says with excitement.

 

"And now, Terra, it is time for the final union!".

"FINAL UNION? OMGOMGOMGOMG THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!" Terra said, raising his hands in the hair, swinging them like he just didn't care. (He didn't care)

"TERRA! DON'T DO IT!" Another mysterious voice came from seemingly out of nowhere! Who could it have been? None other than our fourth-wall-breaking-hero, Ventus!

"You will like, die and stuff man. Then bad things will happen to me, and to you, and to Aqua..."

 

"Whos Aqua?"

 

"Off topic, but anyways..."

 

"I don't trust you, Ven! I might have known you and my previous master for years before I've known Master Xehanort, as well as Aqua (Who I just remembered) but you guys must be lieing about Master Xehanort because he obviously dosen't look like a totall bad guy right about now!"

 

"YOU TOO TERRA?! BAJEESUS!"