Posted November 20, 201014 yr ok heres a your mama joke contest rules rule#1 don't get offended it's just a joke rule#2 you can post videos that's all the rules the contest now. starting with me: your mamas teeth is yellow that I can't believe it not butter!
November 20, 201014 yr well your mama is so fat that when she gave birth to you they had to do liposuction to get you out of there.
November 21, 201014 yr Well your mother is a broken-down tub of junk with more gentleman callers than the operator
November 21, 201014 yr Your momma so fat when she stepped on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
November 21, 201014 yr your momma's so fat, when she steps on the beach she falls straight through the sand
November 23, 201014 yr Your momma's so stupid that when she was locked in a matress store during the night she asked "Now where am I going to sleep?"
November 25, 201014 yr ^ Maybe she was trying to decide which matress to sleep on? o.O Your mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
November 25, 201014 yr Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on scale, she said "Hey that's my adress!"
December 7, 201014 yr Author your mamma is so fat that when she weight herself on the scale, it said: To be continue
December 14, 201014 yr yo momma so fat that when she went swimming a baby blue whale came up to her and said "mama"
December 17, 201014 yr Author your mamma is so poor that when somebody steped on her cigarette she said:
ok heres a your mama joke contest rules
rule#1 don't get offended it's just a joke
rule#2 you can post videos
that's all the rules the contest now. starting with me:
your mamas teeth is yellow that I can't believe it not butter!