I bought myself an authentic WWII flamethrower.

 

I was having fun but my dog peed on the tank which then exploded.

 

 

Would someone care to put me out? Or if you don't want to help me could you at least play funny music while I roast?

 

Thanks

HOLY SHNIKES! *gets a water hose* IMMA FIRIN MAH WATAH HOSE! *oil comes out and makes fire grow* O.e FOOK!!!!!!

HOLY SHNIKES! *gets a water hose* IMMA FIRIN MAH WATAH HOSE! *oil comes out and makes fire grow* O.e FOOK!!!!!!

 

 

You can't even see me anymore! CALL DA FIRE DEPARTMENT!

*calling fire department* Hello? Yeah a friend of mine is on fire and we need you- WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'LL BE HERE IN 6 HOURS?! YOU LAZY MOFOS! YOU DIE AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT! *hangs up* useless...

KqDYlrPnIy4

 

My cell phone's broken.

KqDYlrPnIy4

 

My cell phone's broken.

 

That was one of the most epic vids I've ever seen

I appreciate the laughter at this time of distress.

 

But things are getting worse.

 

 

You see that tiny spec in the Pacific ocean? That's me.

 

Its going to be a long week.

O.e FOOK!!!!!!!

I appreciate the laughter at this time of distress.

 

But things are getting worse.

 

 

You see that tiny spec in the Pacific ocean? That's me.

 

Its going to be a long week.

 

Oh god, it's almost at Australia

WHY DID JOO BUY THAT FLAME THROWER!!!!

WHY DID JOO BUY THAT FLAME THROWER!!!!

 

Hey Played COD Black ops and assumed after using the flame thrower in game he had enough experience to use a real one.

 

WHY DID JOO BUY THAT FLAME THROWER!!!!

 

Hey Played COD Black ops and assumed after using the flame thrower in game he had enough experience to use a real one.

 

I know... atleast the real world isn't on hardcore. Or we would all be screwed.

 

 

WHY DID JOO BUY THAT FLAME THROWER!!!!

 

Hey Played COD Black ops and assumed after using the flame thrower in game he had enough experience to use a real one.

 

I know... atleast the real world isn't on hardcore. Or we would all be screwed.

 

True very true

 

I appreciate the laughter at this time of distress.

 

But things are getting worse.

 

 

You see that tiny spec in the Pacific ocean? That's me.

 

Its going to be a long week.

 

Oh god, it's almost at Australia

 

I think it already hit Florida o.o

Well Earth got screwed, but the rest of the galaxy is burning up right now....

 

 

I've been roasting marshmallows the whole time. How I was able to do it as a pile of ash is beyond me. But they sure are delicious.

 

 

There may still be some left if you try to put out the fire.

Well Earth got screwed, but the rest of the galaxy is burning up right now....

 

 

I've been roasting marshmallows the whole time. How I was able to do it as a pile of ash is beyond me. But they sure are delicious.

 

 

There may still be some left if you try to put out the fire.

 

Dear lord! Where is Sora when you need him?! lol

One of those stars is where the destiny islands are as far as I know. Sora is probably burning right now.