Ivan, my love, join me on our marvelous adventure filled with rainbows and sexy beasts named Johan Liebert, and let us raise over 9000 children that look like me. Together we will be the sexiests Lord and Lady found in the world. Together we will rule the world with our sexiness.

People all over the world will fap to our marvelousness.

We will be the next big thing after Danne/Aaron.

We will be the equivalent to them. If not, then better!

Be the Xigbar to my Demyx.

The Riku to my Sora.

Be my waifu. And then, we will have more waifus join us.

We will have a wonderful life with all of our sexy waifus.

Kaiso, Cella, SuperPunkUke, Cricket, Jenny, Rose... they will all be ours.

Dude, I totally top >:

So.... for the most important question.

 

Do I have to squeeze your boob to start this adventure? ;D

Dude, I totally top >:

So.... for the most important question.

 

Do I have to squeeze your boob to start this adventure? ;D

 

Then it'll be a new adventure for me. I've never been uke before. ;O;

 

Boob squeezing isn't required but it is recommended for the full effect of our marvelous adventure.

 

Plus my boobies go boing boing.

Her hydra boobs. 8D

 

I already belonged to you guys ever since Ivan dubbed me as Vensta.

Vensta the gangsta~ -shot-

 

So does this make Koko Ukraine?

If so, we need to get someone to play the drums whenever you walk. Justsayin'8D

I'm the lovechild.

I'd just like to say this isn't considered polygamy.

 

SuperUke will always be ours 8D She's our toy c: Our lovely love child that we molest./shot

 

Yes, my boobs make me Ukraine. We need to find someone sexy enough to play the sacred drums to go along with my walking.

Yes, and after this you won't have any more children, for I have ripped out your uterus and ate if for dinner. It was delicious.

 

Uhh... how about... we get Aaron, turn him into a girl, strip her, and have her play the drums naked? 8D

Yes, and after this you won't have any more children, for I have ripped out your uterus and ate if for dinner. It was delicious.

 

Uhh... how about... we get Aaron, turn him into a girl, strip her, and have her play the drums naked? 8D

 

That sounds like a wonderfully sexy idea.

 

female!Aaron is a total turn on. Yes.

 

She will play the drums as I walk with my boobies going boing boing and you squeezing them.

 

<8D

Now all we need is a house in every country. Then, we shall be the most beautiful/sexiest/awesomest couple in the world!

 

If we get this goin' on we'll eventually beat the man in Germany named Gilbert Beilschmidt who had the most orgasms reached in one day! Truefactsyo.

 

We'll be the next LietxPol,

The next USUK,

and even, the next GilxLovi

With the occasional USJAPUK!

We'll rule the world -creepilyawesomejizzface-

We'll be so sexy, we'll rule the world. Even Obama won't be able to resist us.

 

We will have over 9000 orgasms, 50% involving the thought of Johan. Mmm, Johan.

 

We will be those pairings and more!

I can see it now.

 

(':

Johaaaaaaan.... OH GOD THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS CHAT I HAD WITH CODED. Thanks Koko xDD

 

"NNNNNNNG."

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNG"

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG"

"NNNNG JOHAN NNNNNNNNNNNG"

"...IT SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE MASTURBATING."

"...HOLY FAK IT DOES LOL."

This thread is a total turn on.

You know you're fapping to this Jenny. ;D

GOD YOU GUYS.

 

You got jizz all over the first page. And now it's getting all over the second page.

 

Can't you control yourself?

 

I know we're sexy but jeez, at least clean up.

 

I want a clean place for me and Ivan to express our love and have our sxc fun tiems.

I'm sorry that I have that effect on people! They just see me and jizz right where they are!

 

But Koko, since you take the bottom you have to clean it up>:

 

But if you want clean love Koko, we have to go to a motel room. One filled completely with whips, chains, and edible body paint.

You need to tone down your sexy. Save it for bed. D:

 

WHY DO I HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP? Can't we make our love child do it? ;O;

 

Oh that sounds nice. I'll book one. Just give me your credit card.