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Auto-Tune the News: OBAMA SINGS KICK ASS SONG?!?!

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schmoyoho | Season 1 Ep. 11b |

Obama declares his intent to kick somebody's ass, though determining the specific ass to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop single.

 

Matt Lauer and Sarah Gregory contribute vocals and interviewing expertise.

 

Produced by the Gregory Brothers:

 

Lyrics:

 

I talk to the experts

So I know whose ass to kick

So I know whose ass to ki-i-ick

So I--So I know whose ass to kick

 

You know, when you talk to fishermen on the verge of tears,

gets you frustrated

There has not been an idea that we have not evaulated

I would love to vent--I would love to shout and holler

But my main job is to solve the problem

This happens and turns out they've had no idea what they're doin

We've just gotta keep on movin, pushin and movin, we're gonna get through it

People, they're upset and they have every right to be

The best possible service from me is ass-KICKin

If it's the last thing I do, I'ma kick BP's ass

This is gonna be a very, very difficult task

 

Chorus

 

Mr. T / Expert

Chuck Norris / Expert

Bruce Lee / Expert

Bruce Willis / Expert

Betty White / Expert

Al Pacino / Expert

Tinky Winky...............Expert

 

Jack Bauer / Expert

Jackie Chan / Expert

Darth Vader / Expert

Peter Pan / Expert

Genghis Khan / Expert

Batman / Expert

THE LOLLIPOP GUIIIIIIIIILD / Ya know, I have to tell ya...expert

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