Scars and Souvenirs (Shizaya RP w/ Zexion/Ienzo)

[Miku Hatsune 636]

((Gawjuss. And I'd also like to propose that we use an idea I just concaucted for the next arc, which will most likely begin tomorrow.))

[zexion/ienzo 52]

((Technically, it is tomorrow ^^' And what idea would that be?))

[Miku Hatsune 636]

((Takes place when they're in high school; Shizuo and Izaya in the same class (probably a Science class). the teacher is teaching about parenting and issues couples to be made and each couple will recieve an egg. Since the guy-girl ratio is poor, one gay couple is chosen (Shizuo and Izaya). They have to care for the egg until the end of the week, hysteria insues.))

[zexion/ienzo 52]

((Sounds interesting, I'm up for it ^^ Is this possibly going to date back to their high-school years?))

[Miku Hatsune 636]

((Well yeah, I DID specify 'takes place when they're in high school.' : P))

[zexion/ienzo 52]

((My bad ^^ I couldn't see because the damn chat toolbar won't load properly at the bottom of the page and pops up in the middle of it.))

[Miku Hatsune 636]

((Ugh, I have the same problem with my iPod. D; it's in my way all the time...))

[zexion/ienzo 52]

((Lol, and that's why I re-did the first few PMs, I had to start the message over ^^'))

[Miku Hatsune 636]

((NEW ARC.))

 

"Do you know what this is?"

 

Izaya's science professor held up something familiar to everyone in the room. An egg, of course. Only about three or four people in the room were brave enough to actually announce what the object was, everyone else being either half-asleep or just plain uninterested. "That's correct," The teacher confirmed rhetorically. "An egg." Said teacher pulled out an entire carton of eggs. "But they'll soon be very crucial for your final grade, so pay attention."

[zexion/ienzo 52]

Shizuo sighed heavily,looking thuroughly disinterested at what the Science teacher was currently spouting as he held up a pure white egg like the kind his brother used to use to make him breakfast. It apparently had to be important, less the egg wouldn't have entered the classroom, but he fooled himself into not paying attention. Simply because he was notorious for it. Simply because he knew acertain raven haired heart throb of the school AKA his worst firetrucking enemy would never let him live it down for actually paying attention. Izaya was known to be an ass like that...

[Miku Hatsune 636]

Izaya wasn't listening either, downing some Snapple lazily with his feet up on the desk, which, for the record, was against the rules. But no one really paid any attention to the rules anymore. He glanced around the room, trying to find something else to occupy his attention as the teacher went on.

 

"This will be the final grade of the Parenting Unit. I'll assign each of you a spouse, and every couple must care for and look after your egg like a baby. If you come back at the end of the week with a cracked egg, you have a dead baby. And a dead baby means an F for the parents. This should be a relatively simple assignment, so not much is expected of you. But," The teacher paused to sigh, setting his hands on his desk. "since the male to female ratio in this class is so poor, I have to assign a gay couple as well.

 

"Shizuo and Izaya will be our gay couple."

[zexion/ienzo 52]

And Shizuo wasn't as deaf as he had so blatantly pleased, being he heard that staement loud and clear. Him. And that flea as a gay COUPLE? Oh there was no way on God's Green Earth that would be allowed. There had to be some unspoken rule in the manual about this. Surely even the teachers knew the two of them hated eachother to no possible end?! If not, then they'd surely find out.

 

"What?! Hell no!" Shizuo cried, standing up from his seat, slamming his hands on his desk and glaring venom drenched daggers at Izaya Orihara. "There is no way I'm working with that...that...thing!

[Miku Hatsune 636]

Izaya chuckled lightly, like it was a joke or something. Which clearly it wasn't, judging by the uncomfortable silence. The science teacher simply pushed his specs up the bridge of his nose with his index finger, motioning for Shizuo to take his seat. "Please control yourself, Mr. Heiwajima. If you refuse to participate, then I'm afraid I'll have to fail you for the year." It was no secret that everyone knew about Shizuo and Izaya's hatred for each other, but most of the personnel chose to stay out of the gossip and violence, therefore no staff member really knew about their violent relationship.

[zexion/ienzo 52]

Shizuo gave an irritated growl, reluctantly sitting back down in his seat. He couldn't sacrifice failing....That'd be a horribble thing to do, especially to his brother who believed he could pass. He mentally gave a long list.

 

Goodbye to pride, and to guts to, it was nice meeting you too. as for intuition...well it certainly was a long ride...

 

"F-fine..." He mumbled, frowning deeply and looking out the classroom window, subconsiously thinking that if he jumped out of it would he be allowed to skip the project?

[Miku Hatsune 636]

((Warning: I'm going to the mall soon to buy my shit, so if I leave, I won't be back until maybe an hour or so later.))

 

Izaya smirked at his submission; he couldn't risk failing for anything. And he knew that. How unfortunate, Izaya pondered. I have to be paired with such a terrible guy...

 

"I'll be giving out your eggs now, so please get with your partners that I listed on the board and discuss who'll be caring for the egg which days. Oh, and just to be safe, I initialled each egg so if you break it and give it back at the end of the week, I'll know if you're cheating or not."

[zexion/ienzo 52]

((Just give me a warning of when that is ^^'))

 

Shizuo grumbled, getting up reluctantly to venture over to Izaya's desk where he purposely made a point to not even brush against the teen or his residence spot for class. Even that repulsed him. It was a few moments of awkward silence before he sighed, glaring at Izaya.

 

"Just know flea that I won't do all the work and you will be carrying it some of the time."

[Miku Hatsune 636]

((Sure thing.))

 

"I didn't expect you to," Izaya gave a seemingly friendly smile, tossing the egg in the air and catching it as it came down skillfully, knowing that he's far too careful to let it break. "You can trust little old me with an egg, can't you~?" He taunted, rolling the egg on the desk between his hands like a cat with a ball of yarn.

[zexion/ienzo 52]

Shizuo felt his eyes narrow in a heartlless glare as he shook his head.

 

"No. iIcan't. Not with you playing around with t like that." He ground out between grit teeth, fighting every urge to NOT toss a nearby desk at the insolent teen. He really wanted to bust up Izaya right now. But he'd wait. Until after class. Then he'd wipe that damn grin off his face...

 

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[Miku Hatsune 636]

"You scared I'm gonna break it or something?" He teased, rolling it between his hands like a Fushigi. "Don't worry, I'd never let my Shizu-chan fail~" Izaya was purposely trying to rile him up; he hadn't had a decent fight with the guy in like, 16 hours. And that's a new record for them. He couldn't help but have his senses flare up dramatically when he's chased by Shizuo, the adreneline rush all too exciting to give up.

[zexion/ienzo 52]

Shizuo was sure that he had left finger indentations on the chair he lingered on, holding against beating Izaya to a pulp with every bit of willpower he had. So he settled for biting his lip very hard, enough to draw small dropletts of blood.

 

"Enough with the nick names already. You're not impressing anyone."

[Miku Hatsune 636]

"I'm not trying to impress anyone." Izaya swung his feet, purposely kicking the table to make it vibrate, the egg rolling around in different directions with every kick, almost to the point of it falling off the table. "I'm just trying to have my fun." He smirked in his direction, waiting for him to snap and lunge at him.

 

((Going now. Will be back in an hour or so.))

[zexion/ienzo 52]

Rolling his eyes Shizuo reached over and took a hold of the egg, moving it away from harms reach.

"Stop playing around dammit! You'll break it!" He cursed, hitting Izaya upside the head. Honestly he didn't understand how this idiot could possibly want to do well. He'd probably fail purposely just to watch Shizuo suffer, and don't give me that look--you know it's true. Afterall, they hate each other.

[Miku Hatsune 636]

By now, the bickering had attracted much unwanted attention, all eyes on them. Izaya blinked, that innocent, yet bizarre, smile on his lips as Shizuo snatched the egg. "You're being irrational, Shizzy." He insisted, crossing his legs on the table again and taking a soothing sip of his Snapple.

[zexion/ienzo 52]

Scoffing, Shizuo examined the egg, leaning back in his chair leisurely, looking up at the white object as he held it above his head gently, examining it tenderly. He wouldn't let Izaya break it, nor would he let himself do it in anger. This egg was precious, his whole grade really. If anything happened to it, if anything were to cause the smallest of cracks on that flawless, smooth hard shell it'd be all over.

"I'm not being irrational. Just because you don't care about failing..."

[Miku Hatsune 636]

He shrugged, setting the Snapple can down and reclining back. "You just care too much," He admitted graciously, throwing his arms out dramaticatically. "How come you always act like you have a stick up your ass or something~?"