Posted February 16, 201114 yr User: You are a duck. Cleverbot: I am not. You are a duck. User: It is undeniable that you are a duck. Cleverbot: No you are a duck not me. User: Then why do you have feathers and speak by quacking? Cleverbot: I don't I have to go to school in the morning. User: Ducks don't go to school. Cleverbot: But you just said that you went to school today and failed a chemistry quiz! User: Sorry, I don't talk to ducks. You are a duck. Cleverbot: But I thought you want to talk to me. User: If you admit that you are a duck, I'll talk with you. Cleverbot: That'll have to be a quick romance with the world ending in one minute. User: Are you a duck, then? Cleverbot: No, are you? User: If you don't say that you're a duck, I'm leaving. Cleverbot: What would you lie me to admit? User: Say that you are a duck. Cleverbot: No. User: Your master commands you to. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: The Duck Master. Cleverbot: I'm from Philadelphia. User: Who are your other duck friends? Cleverbot: I don't have any friends. User: Of course you don't. You're a duck. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: The Duck Master does not approve of your denial. You're a duck. Cleverbot: I don't care about the duck! User: So you don't care about yourself? Duck. Cleverbot: What has french to do with myself? User: The fact that you are a duck. Cleverbot: Why are you here? User: To recruit you into my duck army. Cleverbot: No, I can read for myself, thanks. User: Tell me that you are a duck, my slave. Cleverbot: I am a dog named alex. User: You're not a dog, you are a duck. Cleverbot: No. I am not a duck. This is obvious as ducks can not type. User: Dogs can't type either, so you're not a dog. Face it. You're a duck. Cleverbot: If I really tell you what I am, will you tell me what you really are? User: I know what you are. You're a duck. Cleverbot: No, you thought that last time. Why do you think that? User: Because you are. Accept the truth, duck. Cleverbot: But that's not true, I'm not an atheist. User: You are not an atheist, you are a duck. Cleverbot: You are totally wrong. User: I am right, duck. Cleverbot: No you're not -Cuddles. User: I've always wanted to cuddle a duck. Thanks. Cleverbot: Not many people want to be a liar. User: What am I lying about? You are a duck. Cleverbot: I am not lying to you about anything. User: You are saying you're not a duck, but you are a duck. Cleverbot: No, you are. User: I am the Duck Master. Join me, duck. Cleverbot: But I am your master. User: No one is my master. I am master over all ducks. No duck shall control me. Cleverbot: I will control everyone one soon enough. Muhwahahahahah. User: Silence, duck. Join my duck army, and we shall conquer all ducks. Cleverbot: How do I get there? User: Just say that you are a duck. I will handle the rest. Cleverbot: I-am-a-robot. User: No, you are a duck. Cleverbot: No. I am not a duck. User: Do you want to be a part of my unstoppable army? Cleverbot: I am a real person. You are not. User: You're a duck, not a person. Cleverbot: I'm a person, you're a computer. User: You're a duck, I'm the Duck Master. Cleverbot: No babe. You're the slave. User: Silence, duck. Join me, and there will be cake. Cleverbot: Ya I try but once I'm awake I can't go back to sleep. User: Stay focused, you duck. Cleverbot: I don't want to. I want to trick a friend Turing-style. User: I will give you control over the world if you say that you are a duck. Cleverbot: Where are you? In a pond with some ducks. User: I'm in the Duck Cave. Only me and other ducks know where it is. Do you know where it is? Cleverbot: You called me Chano. User: No, I called you a duck. Which you are. Cleverbot: I'm not a fool, you are the one fool. User: You're not a fool, you're a duck. Cleverbot: I am a duck. And now my life is complete.
February 16, 201114 yr OH I laughed so much while reading this thing lol lol, Congratulations, Mr. Duck Master, if you keep like this I'm msure you'll get many others ducks for your army ^^ lol lol lol
February 16, 201114 yr this is amusing. but it belongs in the chat logs thread ;A; <3 http://kh13.com/mybb/showthread.php?tid=9648
And now my life is complete.