Those were the sounds of The Saskat destroying his enemies. Not actually /killing/ them, per say, since superheroes totally didn't do that shit. Superheroes just beat the snot out of their enemies then dumped them somewhere for the police to find them. It was super.
As the bad guys fell the the ground in the park he was totally defending ( they were going to plant some bad guy shit or something and infect people, he didn't even know anymore ) , it suddenly brought back painful memories of his child hood.
See, when he was four, his father totally beat his mom. And him. By him, he means The Saskat. So yeah. After that he began training to beat his father back, but he was only successeful after walking home one day and getting struck by lightning that gave him awesome electricity skills. He went home and that day when his father began to hit his mum and himself (The Saskat), he unleashed a bolt of electricity on his father. It killed his father which traumatized The Saskat forever but freed him and his mother from his tyranny.
When he was 8 bad guys killed his mom. He's been searching for the culprit ever since.
In fact, that was why he had been in the park in the first place today. He was heroically posing in his purple jumpsuit (with a big SK on his chest for The Saskat) and yellow thong (over the suit, of course. every good hero does that) with his brilliant yellow cape billowing behind him in the wind when suddenly some villains appeared talking about some evil plan involving trees and plants and he didn't even know. He figured he should take care of them. But anyways, he had been here in the first place because he had received an anonymous letter with the author claiming to have some information on the murder of his dear sweet mother.
The Saskat sighed and looked dramatically up to the skies after finishing what he thought was the last bad guy.
Little did he know one came at him with a poison-tipped knife from behind him. It was about to stab him in the back when--
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Those were the sounds of The Saskat destroying his enemies. Not actually /killing/ them, per say, since superheroes totally didn't do that shit. Superheroes just beat the snot out of their enemies then dumped them somewhere for the police to find them. It was super.
As the bad guys fell the the ground in the park he was totally defending ( they were going to plant some bad guy shit or something and infect people, he didn't even know anymore ) , it suddenly brought back painful memories of his child hood.
See, when he was four, his father totally beat his mom. And him. By him, he means The Saskat. So yeah. After that he began training to beat his father back, but he was only successeful after walking home one day and getting struck by lightning that gave him awesome electricity skills. He went home and that day when his father began to hit his mum and himself (The Saskat), he unleashed a bolt of electricity on his father. It killed his father which traumatized The Saskat forever but freed him and his mother from his tyranny.
When he was 8 bad guys killed his mom. He's been searching for the culprit ever since.
In fact, that was why he had been in the park in the first place today. He was heroically posing in his purple jumpsuit (with a big SK on his chest for The Saskat) and yellow thong (over the suit, of course. every good hero does that) with his brilliant yellow cape billowing behind him in the wind when suddenly some villains appeared talking about some evil plan involving trees and plants and he didn't even know. He figured he should take care of them. But anyways, he had been here in the first place because he had received an anonymous letter with the author claiming to have some information on the murder of his dear sweet mother.
The Saskat sighed and looked dramatically up to the skies after finishing what he thought was the last bad guy.
Little did he know one came at him with a poison-tipped knife from behind him. It was about to stab him in the back when--