P.S: I added some "emotion" to the Nobodies, lol...hope you don't mind....
Clumsy Vexy: Note that all the members just ignore any noise Vexen makes because... well........"this is Vexen we're talking about...." <-----yeah, that sorta sums it up..... In this, the only one that still shows "care" for him is Zexion.....
Vexen always get's too caught up in research.......he's been in his lab for 2 weeks straight now.....
Zexion:Vexen seems to do this all the time now......he get's so deep into study that he locks himself in his lab.... Vexen? Do you want something? Food? Anything?
Vexen: Don't bother me! I'm busy!
Zexion: You mean to tell me that you're not the slightest bit hungry???!!
Vexen: I'm fine!
Zexion: It's been two weeks now!!
Vexen: Who cares! I'm in the middle of a breakthrough!!!
Zexion: ......if you say so.....*leaves*
A little later is the day, Zexion heard some odd sounds.
Zexion: Is that....crying? *knocks on door of Vexen's lab* Are you okay?!
Vexen: *sniffle* Huh?! Wha-?! Oh, it's just the project I'm working on! Don't worry about me! I'm fine!
Zexion: It's sounded like someone was crying! Wow, that sounds weird coming from a Nobody...
Vexen: You must be hearing things! (....LIAR!!!)
Zexion: You SURE you don't want something?
Vexen: I'M SURE! NOW STOP PESTERING ME!!!!!!!
Zexion: ...okay.........
When night came, and everyone was asleep, Vexen came out to pack some food/drinks.... (he's become sort of messy looking and has bags under his eyes...hence why he doesn't want anyone to look at him right now...)
He tried carrying as much as he could and began heading back to his lab.
Vexen: *trips and falls*
Zexion: *wakes up* What was that?! *looks out door* VEXEN?!
Vexen: Don't look at me!!!!!
Zexion: ..too late.......WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?! (no comment...)
Vexen: I haven't slept in 3 weeks now...... (WTF??!!)
Zexion: You really need to take a break from research....*goes over to help*
Vexen: ......*stands up*
Zexion: *picks up everything and puts in a big box* Here, let me carry this for you.
Vexen: NO, DON'T! You uh.....probably can't see over the box....*takes*
Vexen: ...... *sets everything on desk and pours a cup of tea* *spills...on computer...*
Zexion: *hears a yell/scream/crying* WHAT NOW?! *rushes over* *knocks* Are you okay?!
Vexen: *sniffle* ....no......help.....me......
Zexion: *sigh* *goes in* ..... well, it's not as bad as last time... (There was a last time?????!!!!)
Vexen: I will fix or perhaps replace the computer. You clean the mess.....please...
Zexion: Well, since you actually said "please"......*cleans*
Zexion: Okay, finished. Be more careful next time.....the Organization can't afford a new computer every year....
Vexen: Thank you.....now, GET OUT!!!!! *slams door shut*
Zexion: ...sheesh.....well, least he thanked me this time.... *tries going back to sleep*
Vexen does an experiment involving ice and trips....on his own ice.....spilling the cup of tea...again....while trying to catch himself from falling...... (*shakes head*....clumsy..)
Zexion: *hears more crying/shouting* UGH!! *goes over, beginning to be annoyed* YOU FELL AGAIN???!!!
Vexen: ......help me....
Zexion: *holds hand out*
Vexen: *takes hand and stands up* ...thanks....*dusts self off*
Zexion: ...... *leaves*
Vexen: *falls on tea puddle* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
.......... : Takes place right after all messes are cleaned up...
Zexion: Well, I'm sure you learned your lesson now. (He means the one where Vexy should let Zexion help him instead of acting like he can do everything more perfectly himself...)
Vexen: *high pitched chuckle* Don't be absurd! If there was a lesson to be learned, I would've noticed it!
Zexion: Uh-huh........and that's why you tripped/spilled stuff/asked for my help and didn't even appreciate it/etc.... last year too????!!!! (..Zexy, don't forget the time before that.....)
More Vexy.... :
The next couple days, the sounds were completely different...
Zexion: *hears what sounds like, "VICTORY!!! YESSSS!!!"* *smiles* Looks like he finally lost that clumsy streak....
Zexion: *hears what sounds like, "You are a brilliant genius, you know that right?" "Ah, yes. I do. I amaze even myself sometimes."
Zexion: ??? *goes over and knocks* Vexen? Someone in there with you?
Vexen: Yes and no.... *opens door* LOOK!!!
Zexion: *sees another Vexen* !!!!!????
Vexen: *smiles with a face that just says "I-am-that-awesome-yes"* I have made, A REPLICA!!! ..of....ME!!!
Zexion: *mouth wide open* ..oh, no....two Vexens???!! (Yup, two Vexy's...the world is doomed...)
Vexen: I must notify Xemnas of this accomplishment!
Zexion: OH! But, first! You should...um.....I don't how to put this...
Vexen: SPIT IT OUT!
Zexion: .....you are emitting a foul oder......in other words, you stink.
Vexen: O_o ....maybe I should shower first, then.....
Zexion: Yes, you should....you really should....please......seriously.....
Vexen: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!!!!! *goes to take shower* *finds shampoo and conditioner empty* WHAT?! THEY WERE FULL THE LAST TIME I TOOK A SHOWER!!!! *sees strands of black hair* ......ugh, Xaldin......
He get's so upset that he forgets how messy he currently looks and just charges into the Grey Area to look for Xaldin.
Demyx was the first to notice him: AH! *jumps from shock because of Vexen's current....appearance....*
Everyone looked over and was quite surprised: @.@
Vexen: XALDIN!!!!!
Xaldin: What?!
Vexen: YOU USED MY SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER!!!!!!
Xaldin: No I didn't.
Vexen: OH YEAH?! THEN WHY IS YOUR HAIR SILKY AND SHINY??!!!
Xaldin: ...oh, uh......that?
Vexen: YES, THAT!!! *strokes hair to make sure* SEE?!!!! YOUR HAIR FEELS LIKE HOW MINE SHOULD!!!!!!
Vexen: *brings replica and shows it off* Well, what do you think about it?
Xemnas: Very, um........it's exactly like you!
Vexen: Ahhh....it's perfect, isn't it?*leaves*
Xemnas: ........ *waits 'til after Vexen leaves* ...... *the thought of the world containing two Vexen's pops in his head* ............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for reading! I know, it was long........well, hope you liked it! If you didn't, then........ sorry. If you did, then..... YAY, glad I made you smile and/or laugh! I personally don't think it's as funny as I hoped it would be...http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-confuse.png
Another short story. I hope it makes you laugh!
P.S: I added some "emotion" to the Nobodies, lol...hope you don't mind....
Clumsy Vexy: Note that all the members just ignore any noise Vexen makes because... well........"this is Vexen we're talking about...." <-----yeah, that sorta sums it up..... In this, the only one that still shows "care" for him is Zexion.....
Vexen always get's too caught up in research.......he's been in his lab for 2 weeks straight now.....
Zexion:Vexen seems to do this all the time now......he get's so deep into study that he locks himself in his lab.... Vexen? Do you want something? Food? Anything?
Vexen: Don't bother me! I'm busy!
Zexion: You mean to tell me that you're not the slightest bit hungry???!!
Vexen: I'm fine!
Zexion: It's been two weeks now!!
Vexen: Who cares! I'm in the middle of a breakthrough!!!
Zexion: ......if you say so.....*leaves*
A little later is the day, Zexion heard some odd sounds.
Zexion: Is that....crying? *knocks on door of Vexen's lab* Are you okay?!
Vexen: *sniffle* Huh?! Wha-?! Oh, it's just the project I'm working on! Don't worry about me! I'm fine!
Zexion: It's sounded like someone was crying! Wow, that sounds weird coming from a Nobody...
Vexen: You must be hearing things! (....LIAR!!!)
Zexion: You SURE you don't want something?
Vexen: I'M SURE! NOW STOP PESTERING ME!!!!!!!
Zexion: ...okay.........
When night came, and everyone was asleep, Vexen came out to pack some food/drinks.... (he's become sort of messy looking and has bags under his eyes...hence why he doesn't want anyone to look at him right now...)
He tried carrying as much as he could and began heading back to his lab.
Vexen: *trips and falls*
Zexion: *wakes up* What was that?! *looks out door* VEXEN?!
Vexen: Don't look at me!!!!!
Zexion: ..too late.......WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?! (no comment...)
Vexen: I haven't slept in 3 weeks now...... (WTF??!!)
Zexion: You really need to take a break from research....*goes over to help*
Vexen: ......*stands up*
Zexion: *picks up everything and puts in a big box* Here, let me carry this for you.
Vexen: NO, DON'T! You uh.....probably can't see over the box....*takes*
Zexion: Gee...thanks.....*sarcasm* *begins leaving*
Vexen: *can't open door* Wait!
Zexion: *rolls eyes* *opens door*
Vexen: ...... *sets everything on desk and pours a cup of tea* *spills...on computer...*
Zexion: *hears a yell/scream/crying* WHAT NOW?! *rushes over* *knocks* Are you okay?!
Vexen: *sniffle* ....no......help.....me......
Zexion: *sigh* *goes in* ..... well, it's not as bad as last time... (There was a last time?????!!!!)
Vexen: I will fix or perhaps replace the computer. You clean the mess.....please...
Zexion: Well, since you actually said "please"......*cleans*
Zexion: Okay, finished. Be more careful next time.....the Organization can't afford a new computer every year....
Vexen: Thank you.....now, GET OUT!!!!! *slams door shut*
Zexion: ...sheesh.....well, least he thanked me this time.... *tries going back to sleep*
Vexen does an experiment involving ice and trips....on his own ice.....spilling the cup of tea...again....while trying to catch himself from falling...... (*shakes head*....clumsy..)
Zexion: *hears more crying/shouting* UGH!! *goes over, beginning to be annoyed* YOU FELL AGAIN???!!!
Vexen: ......help me....
Zexion: *holds hand out*
Vexen: *takes hand and stands up* ...thanks....*dusts self off*
Zexion: ...... *leaves*
Vexen: *falls on tea puddle* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
.......... : Takes place right after all messes are cleaned up...
Zexion: Well, I'm sure you learned your lesson now. (He means the one where Vexy should let Zexion help him instead of acting like he can do everything more perfectly himself...)
Vexen: *high pitched chuckle* Don't be absurd! If there was a lesson to be learned, I would've noticed it!
Zexion: Uh-huh........and that's why you tripped/spilled stuff/asked for my help and didn't even appreciate it/etc.... last year too????!!!! (..Zexy, don't forget the time before that.....)
More Vexy.... :
The next couple days, the sounds were completely different...
Zexion: *hears what sounds like, "VICTORY!!! YESSSS!!!"* *smiles* Looks like he finally lost that clumsy streak....
Zexion: *hears what sounds like, "You are a brilliant genius, you know that right?" "Ah, yes. I do. I amaze even myself sometimes."
Zexion: ??? *goes over and knocks* Vexen? Someone in there with you?
Vexen: Yes and no.... *opens door* LOOK!!!
Zexion: *sees another Vexen* !!!!!????
Vexen: *smiles with a face that just says "I-am-that-awesome-yes"* I have made, A REPLICA!!! ..of....ME!!!
Zexion: *mouth wide open* ..oh, no....two Vexens???!! (Yup, two Vexy's...the world is doomed...)
Vexen: I must notify Xemnas of this accomplishment!
Zexion: OH! But, first! You should...um.....I don't how to put this...
Vexen: SPIT IT OUT!
Zexion: .....you are emitting a foul oder......in other words, you stink.
Vexen: O_o ....maybe I should shower first, then.....
Zexion: Yes, you should....you really should....please......seriously.....
Vexen: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!!!!! *goes to take shower* *finds shampoo and conditioner empty* WHAT?! THEY WERE FULL THE LAST TIME I TOOK A SHOWER!!!! *sees strands of black hair* ......ugh, Xaldin......
He get's so upset that he forgets how messy he currently looks and just charges into the Grey Area to look for Xaldin.
Demyx was the first to notice him: AH! *jumps from shock because of Vexen's current....appearance....*
Everyone looked over and was quite surprised: @.@
Vexen: XALDIN!!!!!
Xaldin: What?!
Vexen: YOU USED MY SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER!!!!!!
Xaldin: No I didn't.
Vexen: OH YEAH?! THEN WHY IS YOUR HAIR SILKY AND SHINY??!!!
Xaldin: ...oh, uh......that?
Vexen: YES, THAT!!! *strokes hair to make sure* SEE?!!!! YOUR HAIR FEELS LIKE HOW MINE SHOULD!!!!!!
Xaldin: ...eh, heh.....heh.......
Vexen: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif :angry: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-mad.png
Xaldin: Hmph, fine.....I'll buy you some....*leaves in a corridor*
Vexen: You better!!! *looks at everyone* AND DON'T I GET A PROPER GREETING AFTER A MONTH OF SOLITUDE???!!!!!
Most everyone: ....hey.....
Xigbar: Supz! Been a while!
Lexaeus: .....
Zexion: Hello...
Saix: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif
Axel: Oh, hai! Thought you were dead!
Vexen: *fuming with anger* YOU INSIGNIFICANT IDIOTIC IMBECILE!!!!!!!
Xaldin finally came back: Here. *gives a bottle of shampoo and conditioner*
Vexen: ...thank you.......*goes to take a shower* *finishes and goes to tell Xemnas about his replica*
Vexen: I made an outstanding breakthrough in science! As my first test, I made a replica of....MYSELF!!!
Xemnas: ...................*long silence*..................
Vexen: *brings replica and shows it off* Well, what do you think about it?
Xemnas: Very, um........it's exactly like you!
Vexen: Ahhh....it's perfect, isn't it?*leaves*
Xemnas: ........ *waits 'til after Vexen leaves* ...... *the thought of the world containing two Vexen's pops in his head* ............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for reading! I know, it was long........well, hope you liked it! If you didn't, then........
sorry. If you did, then.....
YAY, glad I made you smile and/or laugh! I personally don't think it's as funny as I hoped it would be...http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-confuse.png