Another story meant for humor. It doesn't really get funny til the end....but still read from the beginning since that will add "suspense" if you will, lol...Please read, and I hope it makes you laugh!
Inclusion of VII: Around the time when Saix began rising up in the ranks
Xigbar informed the members 1-7 of a meeting. They each appeared in the Round Room to convene.
Vexen: *glares at Saix* Hmph...allowing a newcomer to attend, are we?
Saix: .....*annoyed*.....
Xigbar: Awe, come on, Vexen! What's one more face?
Xemnas: I specifically asked for the original six AND Saix.
Saix: Please, may we just start the meeting?
Zexion: I agree. There is really no use fretting over numbers.
Okay, now that you have some insight of what's going on...
Minus Two Members:
Xigbar: Xemnas is asking for me, Xaldin, Vexen, and Saix.
Lexaeus and Zexion: O__O
Zexion: Saix is worming his way up.....
Numbers, Numbers, Numbers.... :
Xigbar: Xemnas asked for II, III, and VII.
Vexen: WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!!!
Xigbar: That's right. He didn't even mention you.
Vexen: *jaw-drops* BUT I'M NUMBER IV!!!!!!
Zexion couldn't help but overhear (Vexen is so loud...): You do realize, Vexen, that he didn't ask for Lexaeus or I either, don't you?
Vexen: BUT I'M NUMBER IV!!!!!!!
Lexaeus and Zexion: *shakes heads* .......
Ex-Out Another:
Xigbar: He called for me and Saix.
Xaldin: O__O ..........HMPH!!!!!
Vexen: SEE???!!! HE'S SLOWLY EXCLUDING ALL OF US ORIGINAL MEMBERS!!!!!!!!
Saix: *mischievous smile*
Vexen: YOU SEE THAT???!!!!!! *points at Saix's evil grin*
Saix: *returns to normal*
Everyone: *looks over* See what?
Vexen: *mumbles* ....sneaky punk....
Clever Little Sneak:
Xigbar: *looks at Xemnas* Haha! Well, we see eye to eye, don't we?
Xemnas: *small smile* Perhaps....
Saix: *confused* What are they talking about???
Xigbar: Well, it's actually pretty nice being more choosy about who to include in the meetings. It's a lot more peaceful when you exclude the blabber-mouths.
Saix: Heh, not as long as you're here.....
When Xigbar left, Saix said: Xemnas, have you ever heard of the phrase, "Three's a crowd,"? Just saying....you know, with Xigbar gone........this place might be more peaceful....
Xemnas: Hmm.....let me think about it...... (O_o Wow, I'm shocked he didn't reject that idea)
Xemnas: Well, meeting's over.
Gray Streaks:
Most everyone was standing around getting a snack from the vending machine. (..yes, the castle has a vending machine...O_O)
Xaldin: *points at Xigbar's hair* Hah, stress get to you?
Xigbar: I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about. This is fashion!
Xaldin: @_@ You call gray streaks a fashion????
Xigbar: Yep. Just observe how amazing I look!
Xaldin: ...no comment....
Xigbar: Hah! I know, I know...you're intimidated by my magnificence. That's fine! You have every reason to be! I am just that good.
Xaldin: :blink: ......
Xigbar: You really ought to be more cheery, you know that?
Xaldin: HA! Then I might end up with gray hair like you!
Xigbar: .....hmm...you have a point.....with gray sideburns you wouldn't look nearly as epic as I do anyway.
Everyone: @_.
Axel: Ya know, it seems like whoever's closer to Xemnas gets older much faster than normal... Cause Xigbar, aren't you and Xaldin about the same age?
Xigbar: Yep. Although, I'm obviously the better looking one.
Xaldin: HMPH!!!!! That really deserves an, "As if!" .....
Axel: Aaanyway...notice how you look...um.....well...
Xigbar: I look what?
Axel: Older?
Xigbar: Hah! As if!
Everyone: :mellow: ......
Axel: Well, then look at Saix! He's pretty much the same age as me.
Demyx: YOU AND HIM ARE THE SAME AGE???!!!! WOW! I thought he looked old enough to be your fathe-
Saix: *evil glare* I look old enough to be, what exactly?
Demyx: Oh, um...uh....you look like...um...an ooooooooooooolder brother! (wow, Demyx...I don't think he looks that old.....)
Well, hope you enjoyed that! For some reason I feel like I forgot another joke....lol, if I remember it I might add it to this......Thanks for reading!
Another story meant for humor. It doesn't really get funny til the end....but still read from the beginning since that will add "suspense" if you will, lol...Please read, and I hope it makes you laugh!
Inclusion of VII: Around the time when Saix began rising up in the ranks
Xigbar informed the members 1-7 of a meeting. They each appeared in the Round Room to convene.
Vexen: *glares at Saix* Hmph...allowing a newcomer to attend, are we?
Saix: .....*annoyed*.....
Xigbar: Awe, come on, Vexen! What's one more face?
Vexen: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif Ngh....
Xemnas: I specifically asked for the original six AND Saix.
Saix: Please, may we just start the meeting?
Zexion: I agree. There is really no use fretting over numbers.
Okay, now that you have some insight of what's going on...
Minus Two Members:
Xigbar: Xemnas is asking for me, Xaldin, Vexen, and Saix.
Lexaeus and Zexion: O__O
Zexion: Saix is worming his way up.....
Numbers, Numbers, Numbers.... :
Xigbar: Xemnas asked for II, III, and VII.
Vexen: WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!!!
Xigbar: That's right. He didn't even mention you.
Vexen: *jaw-drops* BUT I'M NUMBER IV!!!!!!
Zexion couldn't help but overhear (Vexen is so loud...): You do realize, Vexen, that he didn't ask for Lexaeus or I either, don't you?
Vexen: BUT I'M NUMBER IV!!!!!!!
Lexaeus and Zexion: *shakes heads* .......
Ex-Out Another:
Xigbar: He called for me and Saix.
Xaldin: O__O ..........HMPH!!!!!
Vexen: SEE???!!! HE'S SLOWLY EXCLUDING ALL OF US ORIGINAL MEMBERS!!!!!!!!
Saix: *mischievous smile*
Vexen: YOU SEE THAT???!!!!!! *points at Saix's evil grin*
Saix: *returns to normal*
Everyone: *looks over* See what?
Vexen: *mumbles* ....sneaky punk....
Clever Little Sneak:
Xigbar: *looks at Xemnas* Haha! Well, we see eye to eye, don't we?
Xemnas: *small smile* Perhaps....
Saix: *confused* What are they talking about???
Xigbar: Well, it's actually pretty nice being more choosy about who to include in the meetings. It's a lot more peaceful when you exclude the blabber-mouths.
Saix: Heh, not as long as you're here.....
When Xigbar left, Saix said: Xemnas, have you ever heard of the phrase, "Three's a crowd,"? Just saying....you know, with Xigbar gone........this place might be more peaceful....
Xemnas: Hmm.....let me think about it...... (O_o Wow, I'm shocked he didn't reject that idea)
Xemnas: Well, meeting's over.
Gray Streaks:
Most everyone was standing around getting a snack from the vending machine. (..yes, the castle has a vending machine...O_O)
Xaldin: *points at Xigbar's hair* Hah, stress get to you?
Xigbar: I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about. This is fashion!
Xaldin: @_@ You call gray streaks a fashion????
Xigbar: Yep. Just observe how amazing I look!
Xaldin: ...no comment....
Xigbar: Hah! I know, I know...you're intimidated by my magnificence. That's fine! You have every reason to be! I am just that good.
Xaldin: :blink: ......
Xigbar: You really ought to be more cheery, you know that?
Xaldin: HA! Then I might end up with gray hair like you!
Xigbar: .....hmm...you have a point.....with gray sideburns you wouldn't look nearly as epic as I do anyway.
Everyone: @_.
Axel: Ya know, it seems like whoever's closer to Xemnas gets older much faster than normal... Cause Xigbar, aren't you and Xaldin about the same age?
Xigbar: Yep. Although, I'm obviously the better looking one.
Xaldin: HMPH!!!!! That really deserves an, "As if!" .....
Axel: Aaanyway...notice how you look...um.....well...
Xigbar: I look what?
Axel: Older?
Xigbar: Hah! As if!
Everyone: :mellow: ......
Axel: Well, then look at Saix! He's pretty much the same age as me.
Demyx: YOU AND HIM ARE THE SAME AGE???!!!! WOW! I thought he looked old enough to be your fathe-
Saix: *evil glare* I look old enough to be, what exactly?
Demyx: Oh, um...uh....you look like...um...an ooooooooooooolder brother! (wow, Demyx...I don't think he looks that old.....)
Saix: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif ......
Well, hope you enjoyed that!
For some reason I feel like I forgot another joke....lol, if I remember it I might add it to this......Thanks for reading! 