Yay! Thanks to walking and talking with my sis, another comedic story popped up in my head! Also, thank you to everyone whom encouraged me to post more!
Sorry, I only managed to fit in members 1-11, but I think you'll be pleased with this story anyway Hope you get a chuckle out of this! http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gif
Dem-Dem's in a tight situation...: I know...my stories always seem to include something about Demyx asking for help.....
Demyx: *knocks on Axel's room door* AXELLLL!!!!!
Saix: *planning how to punish Demyx for slacking on mission*
Axel: Guh....*trying sleep and covers ears with pillow*
Demyx: AXELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! *pounding on door*
Axel: Grrr...
-ten minutes later-
Demyx: *knock* Axel! *knock* Axel! *knock* AXEL!
Axel: GAHHHH!!!!! *opens door* WHAT??!!!!
Demyx: You asleep?
Axel: NOT ANYMORE!!!!!!
Demyx: Yay, then you're awake! *walks in* I need some help, okay?
Axel: *irritated*
Demyx: X-face is cooking something up for me....
Axel: *still not completely awake* Oh, he's cooking? Good for you....*yawn*
Demyx: NOT FOOD! He's planning on how to punish me...
Axel: What'd you do this time?
Demyx: I, uh...eh, heh....I might've..uh...gotten side-tracked on my mission....
Axel: *interrogative expression*
Demyx: Uh.... I played sitar instead of defeating a heartless....and it destroyed half the market in Agrabah....and one of the residents saw me....making a dark corridor....
Axel: *shakes head*
Demyx: Well, can you...uh...go talk to Saix and make him stop plotting my punishment? ....please?
Axel: ....I suppose...
Demyx: AWE GREAT!! THANKS A MILLION! I PROMISE YOU WON'T REGRET THIS!
Axel: ..uh-huh....I'm regretting this...
Convincing X-face.....FAIL!: Takes place in the Grey Area
Axel: *whisper* Whatever you do, don't try listening in on the conversation, okay? Another member might see you hiding.
Demyx: *whisper* Don't worry! I'll just go out somewhere.
Axel: *nods* *heads to Grey Area*
Demyx: *pretends to leave*
Axel: Hey, Saix? I've gotta talk to you about something...
Saix: *malicious smile* But, first. Have you seen Demyx around?
Axel: Uh....um...no.
Demyx: *hiding just outside of Grey Area and listening in*
Saix: Awe, what a shame....*hiding Claymore behind back*
Axel: Um....you're obviously holding your weapon behind you.
Saix: What? This? Oh, I'm just....polishing it!
Axel: ....*raises eyebrow* ....if you're saving that for Demyx, he's actually the one I came here to talk to you about.
Saix: Guh... Are you backing him up again?
Axel: No, I came here on my own. ...boy, that was a major lie...
Saix: Uh-huh...*unconvinced*
Axel: Just lighten up on him some....
Saix: Thanks to him, our cover was nearly blown, AND we didn't even get a single benefit from that mission.
Axel: ....yeah, but you know how he his! If he gets an idea for a new tune he just can't help but test it out on his sitar!
Saix: Guuuh......that brat just has to be a stupid muscian...
Demyx: *too upset to resist..* *barges in* YOU JERK!!!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME STUPID!!!!! AND HOW DARE YOU PUT DOWN MUSICIANS IN GENERAL!!!!!!
Saix: *mischievous smile* ...there you are....*readies weapon*
Axel: STOP!!
-tension is intense-
Demyx: *fallen on floor, but manages to kick Saix's feet and makes him fall too*
Saix: Gaah! WHY YOU LITTLE-!
Demyx: Uh-oh! *tries getting away*
Axel: *uses chakram to stop them* YOU TWO!! JUST STOP IT!!
Saix and Demyx: But he-!
Saix: Humph...*stands up*
Demyx: ..grrr...*stands up and dusts self off*
Saix: ...*mutter*..when you're off on a mission, Axel....you won't be able to stop me..
Demyx: *glare*
Saix: *smirk* *glares back*
Demyx: Ah-! *looks scared*
Saix: *intensifies glare*
Demyx: *face turns white*
Axel: Stop being childish! Demyx is obviously petrified of you! Just go easy on him this time!
Saix: BUT HE DESERVES EVERY BIT OF PUNISHMENT-!
Axel: BUT THIS IS DEMYX!!!!!!
Saix: WHY DO YOU KEEP EMPHASIZING THAT?! SO WHAT IF IT'S DEMYX!!!!
Axel: HE COULD'VE JUST MADE A CORRIDOR AND TAKEN OFF!!! BUT HE STAYED BECAUSE HE WAS TOO SCARED TO MOVE!!!!
Demyx: ....E-e-e-exactly! S-s-s-Saix has f-f-f-frightened me to near death....
Saix: ...*mutter*....I'd be euphoric if he'd remove the "near" from that sentence...
Demyx: *confused* *quietly* ....what's that supposed to mean? ...hmm...
Saix: *rolls eyes* ..idiot....BUT AXEL!!!! YOU MUST ADMIT THAT HE'S A LAZY, NO GOOD SLACKER!!!
Axel: SAIX, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT THIS IS DEMYX WE'RE DEALING WITH!!!!
Saix: GAAAHHHHH!!!! WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!
Xigbar happened to be eavesdropping the whole time....and he called members 3-6 over to watch.....and Luxord and Marluxia were curious and came as well....
*a laugh is overheard*
Axel, Saix, Demyx: Who's there?!
Xigbar: *appears* *points at Axel and Saix* From what I can see, you two are the mom and pop that're arguing over your child! Ha ha!
*everyone else comes in laughing*
Axel and Saix: WHO'RE YOU CALLING THE MOM??!!!!!! *quickly points at eachother and shouts: YOU ARE!*
Everyone: Hahahaha!
Who da mama?: Note that the numbers thing in this is sort of like a narrator that tells the scores. In this, the one with more points is the mama.
1 vote saying you're the woman= 1 point. Since Axel and Saix are both dudes, for them the lesser the points, the better.
Axel: There is NO WAY I'm the mom! I'm far to masculine! Just look at all this! *flexes arm muscles*
Saix: Well I'm certainly not feminine in any way whatsoever!
Luxord: Why don't we vote on it?
Everyone: Sounds good!
Axel and Saix: O_O
Luxord: *smirk* ..this'll be interesting...
--
Marluxia: Well, I'd say Axel's the mother. Just observe that figure! His waistline is of that of a woman!
Axel: ...hmph....*mutter* You're one to talk...
--Axel:1 points; Saix:0 point--
Xaldin: I beg to differ. Sure, Axel could bulk up a little, but at least he goes out on missions. Let's put it this way: Axel works, while Saix is the stay-at-home mom.
Saix: Hmph!
--Axel:1 point; Saix:1 point--
Things are heating up...
Vexen: Well, I happen to like Saix's hair better and he has more authority. He MUST be the father-figure!
Everyone: @_o
Saix: ....You're not helping any, Vexen.....
--Axel:2 points; Saix:1 point--
Zexion: Well, I must point out that females have longer vocal cords, which allow them to talk for longer periods of time. And Saix...well...the lectures you give Demyx are like....6 hours long.....
Lexaeus: *nods in agreement*
Saix: ...tch...*annoyed*
--Axel:2 points; Saix:3 points--
Xigbar: Heh, well Saix is cold...like me. So he's gotta be the dude of the house.
Luxord: I beg to differ! There exist many instances where the mother is the mean/strict one and the father is the casual one. Axel's just caring; that doesn't make him a woman.
--Axel:3 points; Saix:4 points--
Axel: Hah, hah! Looks like I win!
Xigbar: *waves finger side to side* Ah, ah, ah! Not quite! *leaves in a portal* *goes to Xemnas* (...I can't believe he's actually telling Xemnas about this....)
Xigbar: Hey, Xemny! If Axel and Saix were a couple and Demyx was their kid, who'd you say is the mama?
Xemnas: @.o
Xigbar: Okay, um...hmm....how to put this more simply....OH! Who do you think would play the role of "wife" better? Axel or Saix?
Xemnas: Uh......what a weird thing to ask.....I guess Axel, since Saix currently holds more authority. ....???
Xigbar: I voted the same thing! After all, Saix is cold.....like us! ....*leaves*
Xemnas: #_o
--
Xigbar: Well, the Lord has spoken! He voted Saix as the dude.
Axel: ...pfft...
--Axel:4 points; Saix:4 points--
Luxord: Well, they seem to have tied....why don't we flip a coin? Heads for Axel, tails for Saix?
Many members couldn't help but think: The "tails" fits Saix......ass
Everyone: Okay, toss the coin!
Axel and Saix: *sweat rolls down forehead*
Luxord: *tosses coin in air*
But right before it lands...
Demyx: *catches coin* I don't wanna make mom and pop mad!
Everyone: DEMYX!!!!!!!!!!!
Axel and Saix: I'm actually relieved...*puts a hand on Demyx's shoulder* That's my boy!
Everyone: @.e
Well, hope you enjoyed that! It's sort of an...unexpected(?) style for a story about the Org, I guess. But, hey! If you got a chuckle out of it, that's all that counts! If you didn't, then.....you know more about my wacked mind? ..and the crazy stuff my sis and I talk about! Mwahahahaha!/shot
Yay! Thanks to walking and talking with my sis, another comedic story popped up in my head! Also, thank you to everyone whom encouraged me to post more!
Sorry, I only managed to fit in members 1-11, but I think you'll be pleased with this story anyway
Hope you get a chuckle out of this! http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gif
Dem-Dem's in a tight situation...: I know...my stories always seem to include something about Demyx asking for help.....
Demyx: *knocks on Axel's room door* AXELLLL!!!!!
Saix: *planning how to punish Demyx for slacking on mission*
Axel: Guh....*trying sleep and covers ears with pillow*
Demyx: AXELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! *pounding on door*
Axel: Grrr...
-ten minutes later-
Demyx: *knock* Axel! *knock* Axel! *knock* AXEL!
Axel: GAHHHH!!!!! *opens door* WHAT??!!!!
Demyx: You asleep?
Axel: NOT ANYMORE!!!!!!
Demyx: Yay, then you're awake! *walks in* I need some help, okay?
Axel: *irritated*
Demyx: X-face is cooking something up for me....
Axel: *still not completely awake* Oh, he's cooking? Good for you....*yawn*
Demyx: NOT FOOD! He's planning on how to punish me...
Axel: What'd you do this time?
Demyx: I, uh...eh, heh....I might've..uh...gotten side-tracked on my mission....
Axel: *interrogative expression*
Demyx: Uh.... I played sitar instead of defeating a heartless....and it destroyed half the market in Agrabah....and one of the residents saw me....making a dark corridor....
Axel: *shakes head*
Demyx: Well, can you...uh...go talk to Saix and make him stop plotting my punishment? ....please?
Axel: ....I suppose...
Demyx: AWE GREAT!! THANKS A MILLION! I PROMISE YOU WON'T REGRET THIS!
Axel: ..uh-huh....I'm regretting this...
Convincing X-face.....
FAIL!: Takes place in the Grey AreaAxel: *whisper* Whatever you do, don't try listening in on the conversation, okay? Another member might see you hiding.
Demyx: *whisper* Don't worry! I'll just go out somewhere.
Axel: *nods* *heads to Grey Area*
Demyx: *pretends to leave*
Axel: Hey, Saix? I've gotta talk to you about something...
Saix: *malicious smile* But, first. Have you seen Demyx around?
Axel: Uh....um...no.
Demyx: *hiding just outside of Grey Area and listening in*
Saix: Awe, what a shame....*hiding Claymore behind back*
Axel: Um....you're obviously holding your weapon behind you.
Saix: What? This? Oh, I'm just....polishing it!
Axel: ....*raises eyebrow* ....if you're saving that for Demyx, he's actually the one I came here to talk to you about.
Saix: Guh... Are you backing him up again?
Axel: No, I came here on my own. ...boy, that was a major lie...
Saix: Uh-huh...*unconvinced*
Axel: Just lighten up on him some....
Saix: Thanks to him, our cover was nearly blown, AND we didn't even get a single benefit from that mission.
Axel: ....yeah, but you know how he his! If he gets an idea for a new tune he just can't help but test it out on his sitar!
Saix: Guuuh......that brat just has to be a stupid muscian...
Demyx: *too upset to resist..* *barges in* YOU JERK!!!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME STUPID!!!!! AND HOW DARE YOU PUT DOWN MUSICIANS IN GENERAL!!!!!!
Saix: *mischievous smile* ...there you are....*readies weapon*
Axel: STOP!!
-tension is intense-
Demyx: *fallen on floor, but manages to kick Saix's feet and makes him fall too*
Saix: Gaah! WHY YOU LITTLE-!
Demyx: Uh-oh! *tries getting away*
Axel: *uses chakram to stop them* YOU TWO!! JUST STOP IT!!
Saix and Demyx: But he-!
Saix: Humph...*stands up*
Demyx: ..grrr...*stands up and dusts self off*
Saix: ...*mutter*..when you're off on a mission, Axel....you won't be able to stop me..
Demyx: *glare*
Saix: *smirk* *glares back*
Demyx: Ah-! *looks scared*
Saix: *intensifies glare*
Demyx: *face turns white*
Axel: Stop being childish! Demyx is obviously petrified of you! Just go easy on him this time!
Saix: BUT HE DESERVES EVERY BIT OF PUNISHMENT-!
Axel: BUT THIS IS DEMYX!!!!!!
Saix: WHY DO YOU KEEP EMPHASIZING THAT?! SO WHAT IF IT'S DEMYX!!!!
Axel: HE COULD'VE JUST MADE A CORRIDOR AND TAKEN OFF!!! BUT HE STAYED BECAUSE HE WAS TOO SCARED TO MOVE!!!!
Demyx: ....E-e-e-exactly! S-s-s-Saix has f-f-f-frightened me to near death....
Saix: ...*mutter*....I'd be euphoric if he'd remove the "near" from that sentence...
Demyx: *confused* *quietly* ....what's that supposed to mean? ...hmm...
Saix: *rolls eyes* ..idiot....BUT AXEL!!!! YOU MUST ADMIT THAT HE'S A LAZY, NO GOOD SLACKER!!!
Axel: SAIX, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT THIS IS DEMYX WE'RE DEALING WITH!!!!
Saix: GAAAHHHHH!!!! WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!
Xigbar happened to be eavesdropping the whole time....and he called members 3-6 over to watch.....and Luxord and Marluxia were curious and came as well....
*a laugh is overheard*
Axel, Saix, Demyx: Who's there?!
Xigbar: *appears* *points at Axel and Saix* From what I can see, you two are the mom and pop that're arguing over your child! Ha ha!
*everyone else comes in laughing*
Axel and Saix: WHO'RE YOU CALLING THE MOM??!!!!!! *quickly points at eachother and shouts: YOU ARE!*
Everyone: Hahahaha!
Who da mama?: Note that the numbers thing in this is sort of like a narrator that tells the scores. In this, the one with more points is the mama.
1 vote saying you're the woman= 1 point. Since Axel and Saix are both dudes, for them the lesser the points, the better.
Axel: There is NO WAY I'm the mom! I'm far to masculine! Just look at all this! *flexes arm muscles*
Saix: Well I'm certainly not feminine in any way whatsoever!
Luxord: Why don't we vote on it?
Everyone: Sounds good!
Axel and Saix: O_O
Luxord: *smirk* ..this'll be interesting...
--
Marluxia: Well, I'd say Axel's the mother. Just observe that figure! His waistline is of that of a woman!
Axel: ...hmph....*mutter* You're one to talk...
--Axel:1 points; Saix:0 point--
Xaldin: I beg to differ. Sure, Axel could bulk up a little, but at least he goes out on missions. Let's put it this way: Axel works, while Saix is the stay-at-home mom.
Saix: Hmph!
--Axel:1 point; Saix:1 point--
Things are heating up...
Vexen: Well, I happen to like Saix's hair better and he has more authority. He MUST be the father-figure!
Everyone: @_o
Saix: ....You're not helping any, Vexen.....
--Axel:2 points; Saix:1 point--
Zexion: Well, I must point out that females have longer vocal cords, which allow them to talk for longer periods of time. And Saix...well...the lectures you give Demyx are like....6 hours long.....
Lexaeus: *nods in agreement*
Saix: ...tch...*annoyed*
--Axel:2 points; Saix:3 points--
Xigbar: Heh, well Saix is cold...like me. So he's gotta be the dude of the house.
Luxord: I beg to differ! There exist many instances where the mother is the mean/strict one and the father is the casual one. Axel's just caring; that doesn't make him a woman.
--Axel:3 points; Saix:4 points--
Axel: Hah, hah! Looks like I win!
Xigbar: *waves finger side to side* Ah, ah, ah! Not quite! *leaves in a portal* *goes to Xemnas* (...I can't believe he's actually telling Xemnas about this....)
Xigbar: Hey, Xemny! If Axel and Saix were a couple and Demyx was their kid, who'd you say is the mama?
Xemnas: @.o
Xigbar: Okay, um...hmm....how to put this more simply....OH! Who do you think would play the role of "wife" better? Axel or Saix?
Xemnas: Uh......what a weird thing to ask.....I guess Axel, since Saix currently holds more authority. ....???
Xigbar: I voted the same thing! After all, Saix is cold.....like us! ....*leaves*
Xemnas: #_o
--
Xigbar: Well, the Lord has spoken! He voted Saix as the dude.
Axel: ...pfft...
--Axel:4 points; Saix:4 points--
Luxord: Well, they seem to have tied....why don't we flip a coin? Heads for Axel, tails for Saix?
Many members couldn't help but think: The "tails" fits Saix......
assEveryone: Okay, toss the coin!
Axel and Saix: *sweat rolls down forehead*
Luxord: *tosses coin in air*
But right before it lands...
Demyx: *catches coin* I don't wanna make mom and pop mad!
Everyone: DEMYX!!!!!!!!!!!
Axel and Saix: I'm actually relieved...*puts a hand on Demyx's shoulder* That's my boy!
Everyone: @.e
Well, hope you enjoyed that! It's sort of an...unexpected(?) style for a story about the Org, I guess. But, hey! If you got a chuckle out of it, that's all that counts!
If you didn't, then.....you know more about my wacked mind?
..and the crazy stuff my sis and I talk about! Mwahahahaha!/shot