Cheren was once a beautiful young girl born in Alaska. She was bullied a lot for her pail white skin and eyes. She couldn't help it, it was genetics. Eventually, she fell in love with a Rocket grunt, and they were so happy with each other. This grunt accepted Cheren for her pale skin and eyes, and supported her when she got breast cancer and was bald. However, one day she met a man with vibrant pink hair. This man seduced her so she followed him home and they had an affair. Eventually the guilt got to her and decided to leave the pink haired man. The man got so angry, however, and decided to kill Cheren. He chopped her head off and bought her a wig so she wouldn't look so bad. He carried the head with him everywhere. This man loved Cheren, he couldn't bear to let her go. You can see this man walk around anime conventions and talk to the head, and occasionally pet it. If you ever see this man, don't stare at him or Cheren, it offends him.

 

And that is the story of Cheren, the most beautiful styrofoam wig head ever.

I thought you meant Cheren from pokemon.

Yeah, I forgot how to spell Cheren the other way when I was writing this, and I ended up spelling it like Cheren from Pokemon. Yeaaaah ;;

I thought you meant Cheren from pokemon.

 

^This^

 

I got really confused after the Rocket Grunt was introduced...