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I was eating Danissimo Mousse:

 

http://www.danone.ca...roduits/p10.jpg

 

With a plastic spoon, everything was going well and I was having a taste orgasm (seriously, like my taste buds were having an orgy. And not one of those old people orgies with elderly couples trying to spice up their rapidly decaying sex life; it was more like the cast of gossip girl came together and decided to go at it while this played in the background creating a sensually enriching experience:

 

http-~~-//youtu.be/L5uZ4Hr-2qA

 

Anyways, halfway through my Gossip girl taste orgy my plastic spoon broke and I was too close to having a taste climax to notice and I ended up swallowing the whole top of the spoon.

 

Am I going to die?

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Yes.

As long as it wasn't a spork, I think you're good. But it's really gonna hurt when it comes out xD

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