Posted January 24, 201213 yr Oh the lolz are magnificent I paste maths jokes like these at the end of all my physics experiment write ups now. Everybody feel free to post your own 'geek' jokes below as the others have begun to.
January 24, 201213 yr Haha my former maths teacher told me a slightly different joke but with the same punchline once... he is awesome : D
January 24, 201213 yr It vaguely makes sense to me, but it's still funny. I hate math so much... _________________________________________________________________________________ Two men walk into a bar and the bartender says "What will you boys have?" The first man says "I'll have H2O." The second man says "I'll have H2O, too." The second man died.
January 24, 201213 yr Author It vaguely makes sense to me, but it's still funny. I hate math so much... _________________________________________________________________________________ Two men walk into a bar and the bartender says "What will you boys have?" The first man says "I'll have H2O." The second man says "I'll have H2O, too." The second man died. Yeah it's not particularly fun, but I am good at it. And that is hilarious!! haha
January 24, 201213 yr It vaguely makes sense to me, but it's still funny. I hate math so much... _________________________________________________________________________________ Two men walk into a bar and the bartender says "What will you boys have?" The first man says "I'll have H2O." The second man says "I'll have H2O, too." The second man died. Haha great : D Sora's Mum you should change the name of this thread to "Geek Jokes" and we can continue on making some. Argon walks into a bar. The barkeeper says: "Hey! We don't serve noble gases here!" Argon doesn't react.
January 24, 201213 yr Argon walks into a bar. The barkeeper says: "Hey! We don't serve noble gases here!" Argon doesn't react. That's hilarious! The thread should be Geek Jokes. I'll have to remember more and post them later...
January 24, 201213 yr Author Haha great : D Sora's Mum you should change the name of this thread to "Geek Jokes" and we can continue on making some. Yup changed it, now we can all bask in the glory that is geeky jokes
January 24, 201213 yr What do neutrinos and me have in common? We are constantly penetrating your mom. Your mom is so fat, her Patronus is a cake. And she is so ugly not even fluorine would bond with her. René Descartes was drinking a beer in a bar and the bartneder asks: "Would you like another one?" René says "I think not... wait ...no.. noooooo!" There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..... There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand Binary and those who don't. "Could you give me some of your potassium?" "K." I BLEW YOUR MINDS!!!!
January 25, 201213 yr I don't go in the random section much, but I'm glad I did this time, I love these jokes!
Oh the lolz are magnificent
I paste maths jokes like these at the end of all my physics experiment write ups now.
Everybody feel free to post your own 'geek' jokes below as the others have begun to.