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The Kairi melon and other funny stories!

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The Kairi Melon:

 

Kairi, Riku, and Sora were around a fire, and Kairi says "Oh, I LOVE a guy who can make a fire!"

Riku and Sora turn to each other, there is an akward silence between them. Sora takes the first

move, and punches Riku in the face! Riku hits back, and they exchange hits to see who can get

to the fire. Kairi interupts "Guys!!" she pulls out a melon with a weird face, "ok, whoever has the

melon gets to play with the fire, Sora, you get to go first." Kairi hands the melon to Sora. Riku

tries to pull one of the rocks to start a fire but Sora yells "HEY!! IVE got the MELON wich means

I control the Fire!!" riku starts grabbing for the mmelon saying "I want it! I want it!" after

fighting awhile riku throwes a punch-- right into the face of the melon. He hears a whimper

next to him and blushes. he takes out another melon and draws on it and says "heheh, um

HERE Kairi, it looks JUST LIKE YOU!" Kairi pushes it away and takes out a new melon and draws

a face on it, then hands it to Sora. Riku grabs for it again but then Kairi takes the melon

away! and says " Neither of you are gonna take THIS melons LIFE! I get to control the

fire!" so they all sit their in silence, looking at the melon. Then Riku shouts "GUYS! LOOK!

ITS KING MICKEY!!!" they all turn and Riku yanks the melon and grins while Kairi's mouth drops.

 

That was an exclusive preview to a video my sister is going to do for me.

 

how about another funny one that my sister made? Then my own own that I made up!

 

The hair cut:

 

It all started when Ven got jealouse of Roxas and Cloud for having the most credit for HIS

haircut.

Of course Ven was more angry at Roxas than he was cloud, because Clouds

wasn't JUST like his. So Ven got together with cloud, and went to Roxas

and said "You know ROxas, you look like you could use a Haircut!'' Roxas thought about it, and thought about how much Namine would LOVE to see him in a new Haircut! So of course,

he said yes. So they put a towel over his face saying they didn't want any "stray hairs" on him. So they went to work.

Roxas screamed when he looked in the mirror "WHAT DID YOU DO TO

ME?!" as he saw he was bald! HE ran out onto the street, wondering what

to do. Then he saw Namine! She gasped and said "Roxas...! WHAT HAPPENED?!

AAGH!" and blocked him from her sight. Roxas replied "no! Wait wait!!..... ITS A

BALD CAP!!" but by then Ven had cought up and tried to yank the supposed "bald

cap" off his head, then ROxas gave up and said " Ok... its true, BUT I DIDN"T MEAN IT!!"

Namine only ran, and Ven lsughed his evil cackle. a Few days later Namine and

Roxas had made up and decided to get payback... so in the middle of the night, they

kidnapped Ven and shaved him bald. THey did a few other things then left. When Ven

woke up, Demyx said "hello our new victim!! TEll us, what is it like to be BALD?!"

Ven screamed and felt his head, then said "wait!! wait! Its JUST A BALD CAP!!"

he ripped the bald cap off his head-- along with a wig! the audience screamed.

and Ven could almost hear the cackle coming from behind the curtain....

 

ok I will try do take the time to do MY story that I will be making up on spot. Ok instead ive decided its so long ill make another spot on it and post endless episodes. Its of my made up character, so check back here for news of when Im done. This is my first spot on here so sorry about the bad narration I was watching KH video's while typing so ill try to be more carfull :blush:

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Ok! I finally got pic's!

Here they are:

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Im sorry there not in perfect condition. The scanner isn't working.

The other pic's I have are pic's of her with another character yet to

be introduced.

 

She is more fun loving and kid-like tehn in these pic's. I couldn't find the others... there barried under some notebook, pile of paper and/or stuffed animals in my room. (yes, I do have stuffed animals. There fun to play with. Don't worry, Im not one of those people going around teh house saying "lets pretend mr. sugarflops is our real pet for a week! thats my sibling.)

  • 2 months later...
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In a few months of the wonderful life in the Organization, Xion went missing.

San-Chee looked all over the castle (with wich she had completely memorized), but could not find a trace of her. She called appon (reluctantly) Xemnas's guide, and sat down drowned in anger. "Where is She?!" San-Chee said most unaccordingly.Xemnas tipically replied emotionlessly "it seems she has abandoned the Organization." San-Chee screamed. "YOU LIAR! YOU NOBODY! YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS! YOU KNOW IT! HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEARTLESS?!" she punched teh wall and let out an agonized groan, for her hands were not as strong as her blade. "agh!" she cried, and ran from teh scene.

This act of emotion startled Xemnas very much, and he called in Saix to see what he might determin from such unaccostomed behavior of a nobody.

Saix entered the room, and , after hearing the entire story, let out his predicament.

"it seems she might truly have had a heart. It would certainly explain teh keyblade."

"No. It seems much magic has been done, she could be a clone!"

"Of whom, Lord Xemnas?"

".... this is something we have never, NEVER incountered before.... we need a close eye on her, EVERYWHERE."

"Lord Xemnas, Number 14 has already fled teh scene, perhaps in persute of 15."

"WHAT?!"

"We found no trace of her in teh dark portals.''

"THATS IMPOSSIBLE! SHE COULDNT GO THAT FAR BY NOW ON FOOT!!!"

"That is teh most questionable. Other members have reported a great stream of LIGHT, headed from teh castle, to somewhere near Hollow Bastion."

"......... perhaps we needed a more..... intamite test......."

WOW this is really good!!! I can't wait to read the next chapter! Also your pics are really good! :)
  • 3 weeks later...
  • 3 weeks later...
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San-Chee had not gone anywhere besides Twilight town, The world that never was, and Kingdom Hearts before. So zipping through the light tunel, she had no idea where she was going. *I have to find Xion!* San-Chee thought. So she countinued to wander aimlessly through the light tunel, looking for somewhere to search.

But after a while, she noticed a dark rift in pathway behind her light tunel, something dark and sinister. What she didn't realize was she was taking a pathway to Kingdom Heartrs without thinking. She realized this and new she had to go somewhere else. But as she slowed to turn, the dark rift opened, and a figure rammed into the light tunnel, throwing her out. she took out her keyblade and tried to situate herself into a battle stance, but there was no gravity, which made it impossible to steady. The dark figure armed itself with lightsabers. San-Chee growled as Xemnas attackted, and used his impact to push herself upward--or downward--or maybe to the side; it was space, and she had no idea. His throws felt like heavy metal, she fought as hard as she could, but her hands felt heavy, and the space pressure was nearly unbearable. San-Chee fought hard, she swung her keyblade, parried his hit, and got ready for a undershot, but he jumped and came up from behind, swung his keyblade, and San-Chee was knocked out cold. Xemnas laughed in triumph as she floated into darkness. As he was ready to go fetch her for research, though, a bright light blinded him, and he felt the pressure of a vaccuum sucking him toward the light. He clung on to the darkness, and when the light faded, and he opened his eyes, San-Chee was gone!

 

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...heeheehee..... you'll NEVER guess whats next! ...but maybe some time before the next chapter comes out I can give you a picture as a sneek preview.... (Ive pretty much got this story memorized! Except for a few things ive got to try and fit in to make sense...:) )

Epic!!! next chapter pls!!!!!

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San-Chee woke up. At first, she thought she was dead; because all she could see was white. As she looked closer, their were billions and billions of blocks zooming everywhere, and droplets of light coming down from a vaccum of light. San-Chee sat up, and groaned; she had been hit hard.*grrrrrr* San-Chee thought, *I need to learn how to fight in space*. She stood up, and realized she was standing on a floor of cubes. She could see under them, and saw their was a whole other floor to this place. She started to walk. To find a way out. She almost bumped into a floating cube, but gasped. In the cube, she saw a duck with a wand, saying some kind of spell, on another face of this cube, the duck was their again, saying some kind of spell. Same for all the other faces of the cube. She ran to another, and saw a boy with a keyblade, at.... some castle with a gigantic heartless sign on the top of it. on another of its faces was the same boy facing a Dragon in the castle, and him facing a boy about a year older on the other face. San-Chee was thinking alot by now, each cube had images inside, one for each face. Suddenly, a cube shot up from the floor and continued up untill it collided with one of the dops of light. The cube came back down with an image inside it, went through the hole in the floor, and turned left. An empty box came and took it's place in the floor. *So*, thought San-Chee,*this place is kind of a giant storage unit...... of.... pictures?* she walk along, deep in thought, to search for some answers.

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Ok, next chapter you'll be... even more suprized. But untill then I decided I would confuse you with a picture or two!

 

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....sorry about the super bad quality.... all the bluriness, and the light distortion...

WELCOMEZ BACK!!! I MISSED YOU D8

I like the latest chapter xD That place looks nice *v*

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San-Chee walked for a long time, looking into the floating cubes that passed by, still wondering what this place was here for. She continued along until she stopped in front of a cube, looked in, and gasped. It was San-Chee, with a light mustache and beard on her face, sleeping in Kingdom Hearts, she (in the mirror) woke up, frowned at the mustache and beard on herself, and then laughed. She wiped the light pixies off her face and then the image started over. "I had completely forgotten about that!" San-Chee said out loud without meaning to. She looked around and sighed. Alone. Lost. And no possible way to get out.

An hour later, San-Chee was dosing on the floor in what she thought she could make out as a corner. ALmost asleep, her senses were quiet, ready for rest."Who are YOU?!" came a voice. "Helloooooo??" San-Chee stood up, suprised and wide awake "Hello?!" she said. "Where are you?!" the voice answered, female to be sure."Im over here!" San-Chee replied. "Where?" "HERE!!!" suddenly a girl of about 15 or 16 jumped out from the floor, sending blocks everywhere, which returned to their post as soon as she landed. She had dark brown hair, of a medium length; wore a white shirt with a dark brown sleevless on top. She wore dark brown leggings and a white sash at her waist. Her shoes where ankles length tall with brown straps crossing each other, wearing a crest similiar to the nobody or heartless sign.San-Chee took a step back, and the girl looked embarassed. "Sorry, don't mean to jump in on you, i've been alone for a while." San-CHee looked cautiosly at her. "Are you a Heartless, or a nobody?"San-Chee asked. "A what and a what?!" she said. San-Chee pointed to her shoes "what does that crest stand for, then." the girl smiled and said "I suppose it was just a misunderstanding then. It is the mark of a Keyblade bearer." San-Chee was taken aback, "why didn't I know of this?" seh asked, the girl said calmly "I have been training to become a keyblade bearer since I was seven. Looking a the cubes that pass by and how many more corridors grow, I suppose I've been in here for about a year." "a YEAR?!" "yes. I think this is a good time to intoduce myself, my name is Master Suna. I am a keyblade master." "Master?" SAn-Chee asked."Keyblade master, yes. I trained with my friends Terra, Aqua... and Ventus." Suna explained how the week she became master, Terra had gone off to find Xehenort. Ventus went after him, and she, whom was blushing now, had gone off after Ventus. "I got stuck in mermaidia. King Triton was quite happy, he and his wife had quite alot of children. Ariel, their youngest, I liked her, she was the spunkiest." she continued of all the worlds she traveled to, everywhere she searched. How she had helped Ventus defeat Vanitas inside him. When he entered the heart of a young boy, she had gone in as well. All Ventus was, now, was a glimmer of light. She was still herself, and had not changed into light. Years went by in the boys heart, she surmised about 1o or 11. THat was when it happened. She had felt tampering being done, but suddenly, a blast of light erupted in front of her and Ventus. It pulled them in, but Suna grabbed Ventus and flung him away from the vaccum. She was sucked in, and had found herself here. "Where IS here?" San-Chee asked.Suna answered "can you not tell? this is the Hall of Forgotten Memories."

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If you can't tell how they got their or what happened to get them there. Please ask.

Pretty good! I really like this story!!

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