From the HO:

I want to make love to you now. Call me

~Viki

this azaroth dude seems to get all the chicky babes. but he shouldnt cuz i Azeroth the Powerful can open a bigger can full of whip ass. Pwn any1 that may stand in my way. I hear this azaroth and ho had cyber, and might i say azaroth doesnt no how to satisfy. But i Azeroth can satisfy any women wit my allmight skillz

 

This is how their cyber went down, azaroth is such a noob:

azaroth: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

Vikiho: Aight.

azaroth: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

Vikiho: I slip out of my pants, just for you, azaroth.

azaroth: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Vikiho: Oh, I like to play dress up.

azaroth: Me too baby.

Vikiho: I kiss you softly on your chest.

azaroth: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

Vikiho: Hey...

azaroth: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

Vikiho: Funny I still don't see it.

azaroth: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

Vikiho: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

azaroth: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

azaroth: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

Vikiho: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

azaroth: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

azaroth: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

azaroth: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

azaroth: Baby?

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Vikiho: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

Vikiho: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

Vikiho: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

Vikiho: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Vikiho: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

Vikiho: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

hi i jst wanna say that i have a mouth and i can speak for myself so go join winter and jump off a cliff nathan soo.

 

xo.

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get a life

try taking more TB photos at photo plus or something

or go make friends with emos at flinders

or go to the gym fattie!

your gay

chitehua!

(i dont care if i spelt that wrong ang goo)