Hello KH13, I just thought that we can play a fun little game. Here's how it works. You solve my riddles and if you can solve them all I will like your post. So, let's get started shall we? Let's see if any of you geniuses can figure these riddles out.

 

Riddle #1) I spread and move, but I'm not alive. What am I?

 

Riddle #2) I am always coming but never arrive. What am I?

 

Riddle #3) I am a pet that is always found on the floor? What am I?

 

Riddle #4) What is fast moving one way. And under a city, never stops, and always turning?

I am the only thing that always tells the truth. I show off everything that I see. I come in all shapes and sizes. What am I?

 

mirror

 

is it a keyboard again?

Edited November 11, 201212 yr by Ajexmi

mirror

 

is it a keyboard again?

 

Aye.

 

Here's one

 

A man runs along a hall with a piece of paper. When the lights flicker, he drops to his knees and begins to cry. Why?

He fell? possibly recieved a papercut?

He fell? possibly recieved a papercut?

 

Nope..in fact kind of depressing.

 

He is running to deliver a pardon, and the flickering lights indicate the convict to be pardoned has just been electrocuted.

 

In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995 that same person is 10 years old. How is this possible?

Man, that's long winded! but a good one. I think a little more context would aid the solving process though

 

I'd give it a like if I had any quota!

 

 

NO IDEA! lol

Edited November 11, 201212 yr by Ajexmi

Man, that's long winded! but a good one. I think a little more context would aid the solving process though

 

I'd give it a like if I had any quota!

 

 

NO IDEA! lol

 

It's B.C. time.

I am the window to a person soul.

Nope..in fact kind of depressing.

 

He is running to deliver a pardon, and the flickering lights indicate the convict to be pardoned has just been electrocuted.

 

In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995 that same person is 10 years old. How is this possible?

 

you know what, I thought it was BC, but I must be tired because I dismissed that answer on the basis I thought the difference between 1995 and 1990 was 15 not 5.... *facepalm* and on that note, I conceed you are the best riddler I've met, I look forward to seeing what riddle you leave me with, and I'm going to bed.... Night!

you know what, I thought it was BC, but I must be tired because I dismissed that answer on the basis I thought the difference between 1995 and 1990 was 15 not 5.... *facepalm* and on that note, I conceed you are the best riddler I've met, I look forward to seeing what riddle you leave me with, and I'm going to bed.... Night!

 

Ahaha..thanks...let me think..

 

What clothing does a house wear?

I am small and old but on the web I am indestructible

what am I?

I am small and old but on the web I am indestructible

what am I?

 

Trolls?

I have many faces, but I can not remember my face. If you come to my place be ready to lose your face.

Who am I?

Ahaha..thanks...let me think..

 

What clothing does a house wear?

 

skirting? (skirting boards)

skirting? (skirting boards)

 

A dress....Address...haha..get it?

A dress....Address...haha..get it?

 

That's clever! I like it

 

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

That's clever! I like it

 

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

 

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

 

YOU HAVE READ THE DARK TOWER BOOKS! I KNEW IT!

YOU HAVE READ THE DARK TOWER BOOKS! I KNEW IT!

 

Actually I haven't it's just one of those doesn't-make-much-sense jokes that I've heard before.

 

Such as:

 

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

fair enough. It's crazy though that you got it lightening fast and it makes no sense and all. Guess it's coincidence - still gonna call you Blaine for your riddling abilities/knowledge though