Posted May 12, 201213 yr "Hey, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (it hurt, she landed on her face )
May 12, 201213 yr It's from the commercial... They had that in a commercial? And Hey baby do you like pokemom because I'd like to pikachu!
May 12, 201213 yr They had that in a commercial? And Hey baby do you like pokemom because I'd like to pikachu! "Wii would like to play"
May 12, 201213 yr There's some pretty effective tips on getting girls in this video Edited May 12, 201213 yr by Lt Ultima
May 12, 201213 yr Waiting for the bus are we? Well baby I can be like your personal vehicle, you can always ride me!
May 13, 201213 yr hey baby how about you vistit my florida tonight would you like to try my sasage hey geometry called still wondering why you aren't ontop of me yet if you were cheese you would be the most exespensive but i would still buy you 5 meters cus size matters you make me feel like a real god hey baby how about we play a game of top and bottom you be top i be bottom you can thank either anime for half of these or smart people who make vidoes with anime charters saying them or i just made them (^J^) Edited May 13, 201213 yr by demy1077
May 17, 201213 yr I'm from the future Are you Sarah Connor? My mission is to sleep with every woman that is not Sarah Connor. Dudu dun dudun I love austrian pick-up lines
May 26, 201213 yr "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" "Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a van, get inside!" "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker that's in your closet" "Hey, I just wanted to say my heart skipped a beat when I saw you... Because dat ass " "You must be Wonder Woman, because I'm wondering why you're not my woman" "Can I use my keyblade to infiltrate your Kingdom Hearts?"
June 2, 201213 yr roses are red voilets are blue your my baby and 'll raep you(say thanks to marmarxvexen) oh look at this i think my keyblade just shot up would you please help me get it back down. hey baby if i poked you in the back a few times would you have sex with me (it's only raep when they don't want it) (it's sad i'm female and i think of male pick up lines this is why us women have boobs because we can't make female pick up lines)
June 15, 201213 yr I'll have to treat you like my homework. Slam you on my desk and do you all night long.
June 16, 201213 yr "Sorry I must have mistaken you with my future girlfriend" "Do you like Spongebob? Because I'd like to plunder your bikini bottom"
June 20, 201213 yr My stupid butt bully said this... (I'm just gonna call my crush Evan) Bully: "Evan lover Evan lover!" Me: "Shut up. NOW!" Bully: "No,No,No,No little twig". <( bad statement) Me: *Sticks tougne out* This bully is a twelve year old boy http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-neutral.png Also... You are to young to have a boyfriend get a dog. I have a dog...
"Hey, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (it hurt, she landed on her face
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