It's easy, if your avatar is a person, you have to talk like they would.

Ex: If it's Sora, you have to be upbeat and positive.

(And if it isn't a real character, than you can make up your own personality!)

I'll go first:

 

Iceland: I am NOT going to call you onii-chan.

Come, let me show you your fate.

Really, let's just give this up and where's my phone.

Time is our great obsession.

Yuuki...I thought you loved me...

*Travels 2000 year through time for all eternity*

Really, let's just give this up and where's my phone.

 

Well, I'm quite certain Tear had it last~

Well, I'm quite certain Tear had it last~

 

What! I need it back!

Imagine that power.

The power of my phone?

Imagine the freedom to cross time and journey through the ages.

My....phone....can....do.....that?

What can this 'phone' do? If it does that, then I am going to borrow it in the name of the Malkuth military, under the Military Research Commandeering Act.

 

If you have any problems, feel free to file a complaint at the Military Headquarters~

Let's not waste time.

It's calls people, goes on facebook, which is on the internet, so it can do that. I think it could make a bomb, maybe...but I don't know about that.

(Takes off glasses, cleans them, puts them back on.) Quite, well, once Tear gets back, I'm commandeering the phone. If it calls people, it will be very useful for Malkuth military reconnaissance.

Cast your shadow over all.

I need it!

Sorry, but you're in Malkuth territory. Seeing as I am a Colonel, I have authorization to commandeer items deemed necessary for military study.

Oblivion is the fate of all things.

Oblivion is the fate of all things.

 

Shut it you!

 

Sorry, but you're in Malkuth territory. Seeing as I am a Colonel, I have authorization to commandeer items deemed necessary for military study.

 

Fine,fine whatever! I can buy I new one, even though I paid 500 bucks for the thing and it's wrong to steal.

Unfortunately, there is a clause/loop-hole in the Act stating that if a citizen refuses the force, and states valid reasoning....the officer is forced to let the commandeering go. Even then, I doubt your tech would work with our 'fontech', seeing as you are of different origin.

Embrace the terror.

Seems to be working with this whatever you call it.

It's also due to the fact that you are not of this country, meaning I can't commandeer anything off of you.

 

However.....(Grabs shoulder)

 

You are hereby under arrest for entering Malkuth illegally, without a legal passport.

Well...shoot!