Yet another GP thread, people. And this time....we'll be discussing the worst movies in existence that we happen to like for some reason.
Remember, no judging. We've all done dumb things so no one gets the shining crown of perfection. Like now, I'm going to tell you the crappy movies I like, as always...
1. Wild Hogs: A four person buddy flick with Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, and that guy from Fargo forming their own middle-aged man biker gang. Yeah. Five star movie, right? <_< But you know...I'm the kinda guy that latches on to these kind of movies because of the reason they are made in the first place...to make people laugh. I laugh when I watch this movie, even if it's for the 20th time, so I guess it's doing something right.
2. Balls Of Fury: Another example of a bad comedy flick that only tries to do its genre justice, and yet people just arent into that now a days. Hmph..... <_< Now, I'm not gonna lie: I bought this at my local K-Mart for like 5$, having no idea about what it was or who was in it, and watched it in its entirety, meaning I watched the movie, the deleted scenes, the behind the scenes video, and a little documentary about the chick who takes care of the movie's ping-pong balls. I regret nothing. NOTHING I TELL YOU.
3. Transformers: Dark Of The Moon: Oh God. The only reason i went to see this movie was because my dad wanted to. And....I guess it was okay, since I was able to sit through it? :huh: Hmm...well, I'll admit, I was a bit more tolerable of Michael Bay before that movie, so that might have helped it, too. I guess when life calls for it, you gotta roll over for someone. Not that my dad was being abrasive about this movie...I just went along with it for some bonding lulz...it's just that I think it's understandable that parents don't gripe about most things we interweb people do. Unlike us, they don't poke holes, they just enjoy the ride. And I guess I settled into that way of thinking that day, and I don't necessarily regret it. Necessarily...
4. How The Grinch Stole Christmas ('03) - Yeah...I thought this was kinda funny. I've seen it loads of times to be honest. Really, I can understand why people bag on it...I think...actually, I don't. Is it because the changed plot and characters and themes are off putting? I mean, to me it's not so bad where you can say, "you took the best Christmas cartoon and PISSED in it's mouth!" (- The Nerd from "Robot Chicken")... I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm a sucker for Jim Carrey.
5. The Country Bears - Okay, this I can vouch for. This is part of my childhood and it has some of the best damn country music (sans the two girls in the film). I get it--it's another theme park attraction turned movie. It worked for Pirates and Johnny Depp playing a pirate, and you know what? It works for this movie and HLO playing a bear. 'Sides, those animotronic bears seem REALLY high tech, even for 2002 standards. I mean, those came from Jim Henson!
Yet another GP thread, people. And this time....we'll be discussing the worst movies in existence that we happen to like for some reason.
Remember, no judging. We've all done dumb things so no one gets the shining crown of perfection. Like now, I'm going to tell you the crappy movies I like, as always...
1. Wild Hogs: A four person buddy flick with Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, and that guy from Fargo forming their own middle-aged man biker gang. Yeah. Five star movie, right? <_< But you know...I'm the kinda guy that latches on to these kind of movies because of the reason they are made in the first place...to make people laugh. I laugh when I watch this movie, even if it's for the 20th time, so I guess it's doing something right.
2. Balls Of Fury: Another example of a bad comedy flick that only tries to do its genre justice, and yet people just arent into that now a days. Hmph..... <_< Now, I'm not gonna lie: I bought this at my local K-Mart for like 5$, having no idea about what it was or who was in it, and watched it in its entirety, meaning I watched the movie, the deleted scenes, the behind the scenes video, and a little documentary about the chick who takes care of the movie's ping-pong balls. I regret nothing. NOTHING I TELL YOU.
3. Transformers: Dark Of The Moon: Oh God. The only reason i went to see this movie was because my dad wanted to. And....I guess it was okay, since I was able to sit through it? :huh: Hmm...well, I'll admit, I was a bit more tolerable of Michael Bay before that movie, so that might have helped it, too. I guess when life calls for it, you gotta roll over for someone. Not that my dad was being abrasive about this movie...I just went along with it for some bonding lulz...it's just that I think it's understandable that parents don't gripe about most things we interweb people do. Unlike us, they don't poke holes, they just enjoy the ride. And I guess I settled into that way of thinking that day, and I don't necessarily regret it. Necessarily...
4. How The Grinch Stole Christmas ('03) - Yeah...I thought this was kinda funny. I've seen it loads of times to be honest. Really, I can understand why people bag on it...I think...actually, I don't. Is it because the changed plot and characters and themes are off putting? I mean, to me it's not so bad where you can say, "you took the best Christmas cartoon and PISSED in it's mouth!" (- The Nerd from "Robot Chicken")... I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm a sucker for Jim Carrey.
5. The Country Bears - Okay, this I can vouch for. This is part of my childhood and it has some of the best damn country music (sans the two girls in the film). I get it--it's another theme park attraction turned movie. It worked for Pirates and Johnny Depp playing a pirate, and you know what? It works for this movie and HLO playing a bear. 'Sides, those animotronic bears seem REALLY high tech, even for 2002 standards. I mean, those came from Jim Henson!
So, here's my crap list. What about yours?
Edited by Firaga96